Did I ever tell you I'm a terrible liar? Sure, its easier when the person you are lying to can't see your face, but I'm still terrible at lying. I swear I'm innocent, and I don't know who is what, but I don't intend to go down without a fight.
This is more like the type of post I expected to see from goodie alxeu. I believe you. (I'm also a terrible liar, btw.)
Care to switch on to someone else? The clump of people voting you could perhaps use some shaking up anyhow, and I'm up for a change.