Because that's what I do, al-Aziz. That's my one special thing. I complain. I complain about pitiful villages, ineffectual Justice Leagues, and idiotic wolves. I complain about GMs who do not yet grasp enough of the concept of the game to adequately manage it. I complain about politics and pop culture and the fact that the recording industry has not made a single decent song since I graduated from high school. I complain about kids today wasting their youth on Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber, all of whom may or may not be the same person. I complain about kids cutting across my lawn. I complain about poor service at restaurants. Sometimes, when I get bored or lonely, I call customer-service hotlines of random corporations just to complain to people who are paid to listen to me complain. Sometimes I ask to talk to their supervisor so I can complain about the people who had been listening to my complaints. I complain about my wife to my buddies, and then I complain about my buddies to my wife.
You may not understand, al-Aziz. Not yet. But after years of life disillusioning you, you will one day wake up and realize how cathartic it is just to gripe. And you, too, will also realize that the recording industry stopped making good music the day you graduated high school.