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Ah, the days of Flopers, kinkeh and other such great ideas.
All gone, on the rivers of time ;(
All gone, on the rivers of time ;(
Courage, my friends. I have returned to lead you against the forces of darkness. Do not despair!
Not so, my dear friend. I have an old acquaintance who lives east of the Misty Mountains, that would leave your claim in great doubt. And it would be wise to call him 'no true bear' in his presence, also.
Hmmm...I hope my thesaurus was right when it informed me 'magician' was a synonym for 'wizard'. None of you fellows seem to be displaying anything like my great power, but perhaps you all, like myself, prefer to keep our abilities veiled until they are needed. May the grace of the Valar be with you.
Who can say no to Jonna, really?
You'd think that, wouldn't you? But I've tried getting a gig in Vegas, on Broadway and even on the Circus as a magician but nooooo - they all want some charlatan in a glittery suit and all a witch can get in a man's world is a gig as a magician's assistant.
They treat me like some bimbo straight off the bus from Omaha even though I attended Warthogs school of Magic. Yeah, yeah, I got hexed but at least I learned some real magic there!
I even fastforwarded through the lower teens using a potion I made up myself. All right it did come with some side effects but who amongst us is perfect? And I am much better at controlling it nowadays anyway. If only the last "magician" I worked for hadn't found out and started to pinch me on stage to show how "his" magic worked... Still sets me off just thinking about it.
*grinds her teeth*
I so hope he likes flies. Cause that's all he'll be eating in the pond where I left him after I made him "go green" as he liked to call it.
Oh no, here we go again!
*stumps her feet in an angry yet cute way*
Yet your diabolical voting system somehow shambles on. God takes those he loves the most
After seeing johho's post about Warthogs, I wish someone had rp'ed as the Tad. Maybe I'll do it another game, too late now.
I say we lynch noobs first and then proceed like nothing happened....
You'd think that, wouldn't you? But I've tried getting a gig in Vegas, on Broadway and even on the Circus as a magician but nooooo - they all want some charlatan in a glittery suit and all a witch can get in a man's world is a gig as a magician's assistant.
They treat me like some bimbo straight off the bus from Omaha even though I attended Warthogs school of Magic. Yeah, yeah, I got hexed but at least I learned some real magic there!
I even fastforwarded through the lower teens using a potion I made up myself. All right it did come with some side effects but who amongst us is perfect? And I am much better at controlling it nowadays anyway. If only the last "magician" I worked for hadn't found out and started to pinch me on stage to show how "his" magic worked... Still sets me off just thinking about it.
*grinds her teeth*
I so hope he likes flies. Cause that's all he'll be eating in the pond where I left him after I made him "go green" as he liked to call it.
Oh no, here we go again!
*stumps her feet in an angry yet cute way*
So the rumors are true! There really is an Omaha. I thought that it was a myth dreamt up by marketeers to explain the origin of mail order beef.
Large pizza, dozen breadsticks and a garlic cheese dip please.
We are having lightning storms right now. Power has already gone off and come back on. Deadline remains the same even if I lose power for awhile.
This storm is lame up here right now. You guys down south are getting a beating though.
Fortunately my tower was designed not to need electricity. Back to the land and all. My garden is organic, too.