Werewolf CLXXVII: The Valley of Fear

[k-59]

Like, totally, I know, right? Omg, like omfg. Like I totally hate rednecks omg, but like middle english is the bae.

Like, I'm kind of like scared right now though, my uggs are totally like so wet. Ikr, right???!!

Vote al-Aziz for crime against language.

 

[PanzerCorps]

Vote al-Aziz for crime against language.

Nooo. It's fine. It's totally radical.

 

[Bagricula]

Nooo. It's fine. It's totally radical.

Vote Panzer Commander for cutting to the root of the matter.

 

[Arkasas]

I'm twelve, and what is this I don't even. Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[narref]

Vote Panzer General

 

[Mder1]

Surprisingly, google translate works really well. Even if it switches between different languages. So how did you manage to produce this sentence?

Ich habe keinen Schimmer was du gerade gesagt hast.
=>
I nakwazi ukuthi yini nje kusho.
=>
I have no idea what you just said.

Unsurprisingly it doesn't work with french.

 

[happycats517]

Like, totally, I know, right? Omg, like omfg. Like I totally hate rednecks omg, but like middle english is the bae.
Like, I'm kind of like scared right now though, my uggs are totally like so wet. Ikr, right???!!

I laughed and then realized there are girls at my uni that actually talk like this. *cries in corner* It wonders me if Aziz actually secretly talks like this.

Anyway, I don't even know what y'all are doing on this thread. My mind is all after reading this. Youse went from Dr. Seuss being into BDSM and latex to Al-Aziz being a valley girl, which is honestly an average Tuesday in WW Land, but not what I'm expecting when I wake up from a nap (I need my beauty sleep to stay a jubilant feline).

Vote Arkasas

He's twelve and can't even, I think that makes him a fairly trustworthy fellow.

 

[Arkasas]

Wait, Kemsyt, you brought narref back? Why didn't you warn me in advance?

 

[madchemist]

Wait, Kemsyt, you brought narref back? Why didn't you warn me in advance?

Well, journeys end in lovers' meetings, after all.

I laughed and then realized there are girls at my uni that actually talk like this. *cries in corner* It wonders me if Aziz actually secretly talks like this.

:nods: I would believe that Lehigh students would talk like this.

 

[Cliges]

Wait, Kemsyt, you brought narref back? Why didn't you warn me in advance?

Do we get war turtles?

 

[Arkasas]

Do we get war turtles?

I have absolutely no idea about what universes there are in which that is not a non sequitur, but sure. WAR TURTLES! FOR! EVERYONE!

Providing that you prevent my ex-lover from killing me in cold blood.

 

[Cliges]

I have absolutely no idea about what universes there are in which that is not a non sequitur, but sure. WAR TURTLES! FOR! EVERYONE!

.

Age of Mythology has Kemsyt and War Turtles.

Providing that you prevent my ex-lover from killing me in cold blood

I have enough of that to worry about on my own account, but sure.

 

[Rovsea]

Unvote Gen. Skobelev, Vote Rovsea

I want to ask all of you to vote for ME this election season. I promise to help build up the JL with whatever trait I am offered, should I win, and even if I am not contacted by the JL, I promise to draw the hunt as much as physically possible so that all of my fellow villagers out there can last one more day. Frankly, I want to see the wolves try and kill me.

Why should I get the trait? Well, I may play recklessly, but overall, I think that people can tell when I'm a goodie. I invest time and effort into the game, even when the deadline isn't favorable, or I have other commitments to attend to. I intend to put as much effort into this game as physically possible. I intend to help you help me help us all hunt down and kill the wolves. I commit myself to being an honest villager: The Deadline does not work for me. I understand this, but I want all of you to know that whatsoever free time I do have will be spent here, trying to win the village this game.

Now, I cannot claim wholly altruistic reasons for my proposal of myself as shamvote leader: I admit, I just want to win one of these things. But, I should ask, isn't it better for my ambition to benefit YOU, as I am proposing, rather than one of these other candidates who are asking for a vote? You can be reasonably assured that, given the amount of attention I'm bringing on myself, that I am no wolf here. If I was, I certainly would not be typing this sentence, as it would seem suspicious.

Regardless, I will do whatever is within my power to do to protect this village, and play a damn fine game of Werewolf. Regardless of whether or not i receive your vote, I promise you that.

Thank you for listening, my fellow Villagers,
and Godspeed.


VOTE FOR ROVSEA

 

[Lemeard]

Too much.

 

[Rovsea]

You know, the size 7 font is disappointingly small on the new forum.

 

[Rovsea]

Too much.

Ah well, it was worth a try anyway.

 

[madchemist]

Age of Mythology has Kemsyt and War Turtles.

War turtles. I only vaguely remember those. It was the stupid Anubites that I really recall being the biggest pain in the butt, just because they always came in huge numbers.

 

[Arkasas]

Age of Mythology has Kemsyt and War Turtles.

I contemplated that possibility. Did it really have war turtles? I mean, I haven't played AoM in 6 or 7 years, but I don't really remember war turtles. Were they Egyptian?

EDIT: Oh, wait, yes there were. Kamos left the second mission on one.

I have enough of that to worry about on my own account, but sure.

Let us then sign a treaty of mutual defense, then.

 

[Rovsea]

War turtles. I only vaguely remember those. It was the stupid Anubites that I really recall being the biggest pain in the butt, just because they always came in huge numbers.

#Set4Life <3

 

[Cliges]

War turtles. I only vaguely remember those. It was the stupid Anubites that I really recall being the biggest pain in the butt, just because they always came in huge numbers.

War Turtles were my favorite part of the whole game. That and that the silly voice acting, like the Egyptian warrior chick who sounded like Grace Jones.