Werewolf CLXXVI: Village of the Damned

[k-59]

It is not my fault you guys have a severely limited grammar in English---or if you have an elaborate one then it isn't taught here. Seriously we aren't even taught punctuation rules for foreign languages here---or at least not for English and German as those are the foreign languages I have had. Though given German punctuation rules are really similar to the Danish ones there is no problem there. On the other hand from what little we are told about English comma rules I literally thought that you Anglos only put a comma when you feel a break is needed. You really need to switch to the grammatical comma; it is much better!

There is a whole set of rules for comma use and conditions to those rules, which you apparently have not been taught. I'd recommend Strunk & White's The Elements of Style if you want to learn about those and many other features of English punctuation, grammar, etc.

 

[Wagonlitz]

There is a whole set of rules for comma use and conditions to those rules, which you apparently have not been taught. I'd recommend Strunk & White's The Elements of Style if you want to learn about those and many other features of English punctuation, grammar, etc.

Nah I am fine with what I got. It might not be perfect in English, but it sure is in Danish and thereby also German. That must be good enough.


Also have you guys ever heard about a prison inmate having life guards? That might happen here... (A Muslim poet with life guards has just received a prison sentence for violence; he has life guards because he told about how the life of young Muslims in the ghettos really is.)

 

[happycats517]

Nah I am fine with what I got. It might not be perfect in English, but it sure is in Danish and thereby also German. That must be good enough.


Also have you guys ever heard about a prison inmate having life guards? That might happen here... (A Muslim poet with life guards has just received a prison sentence for violence; he has life guards because he told about how the life of young Muslims in the ghettos really is.)

Do you mean bodyguards? In English, lifeguards are people who sit by the pool or ocean and watch for people who are having difficulty swimming and take them to safety and bodyguards protect someone from people trying to kill them.

 

[Raczynski]

I don't think it's worth catching up with..

So.. How are you doing Racz? Do you come here often?

I'm fine thanks And no I haven't been here in years probably

 

[Gorganslayer]

Do you mean bodyguards? In English, lifeguards are people who sit by the pool or ocean and watch for people who are having difficulty swimming and take them to safety and bodyguards protect someone from people trying to kill them.

thats very discriminatory happy are you saying prisoners don't deserve life guards to save them from drowning?

 

[Edzako]

Is the deadline 19:00 GMT every day ?

 

[esemesas]

Challenge accepted! May the stalking begin.

See, THIS is why your wife dislikes you playing Werewolf.

 

[the_hdk]

too much spam.... in my 10 mins a day I can get free from 72h/work week.... I don't think I can read it all

 

[Gorganslayer]

 

[randakar]

Well, I expected this to be a big game when I put up my IN post.
But 65 players? Holy crap. This must be the biggest game of all time, then.

Keeping up with this thread will be a challenge.

 

[son of liberty]

You know, I'd join this new fad, but for two reasons. Firstly, I'm not really a fad joiner. Secondly, I like being Death on Fire.

I will never give in. I want my old avatar or none at all. vote sanctioned avatars

 

[Sand3r205]

Well, I expected this to be a big game when I put up my IN post.
But 65 players? Holy crap. This must be the biggest game of all time, then.

Keeping up with this thread will be a challenge.

I'll be like

TL;DR

Spoiler

Too Long; Didn't Read

 

[son of liberty]

I'll be like

TL;DR

Spoiler

Too Long; Didn't Read

You have zero posts??? Did you join solely for werewolf or what?

 

[Nautilu]

What are these new avatars anyways? What game?
I am pleasantly surprised that there were only 4 pages for me to read up on.a

 

[Sand3r205]

You have zero posts??? Did you join solely for werewolf or what?

Yes

 

[J. Passepartout]

Spam? What is this spam? Is this some foreign product?

 

[Falc]

What are these new avatars anyways? What game?
I am pleasantly surprised that there were only 4 pages for me to read up on.a

Female advisors for EU4, I'm guessing. Haven't seen one in-game yet, which is why I'm guessing

 

[Nautilu]

advisors for EU4, I'm guessing. Haven't seen one in-game yet, which is why I'm guessing

shudder to think of what eu 2 would say to eu 4.
these were the games high quality and full of soul.

 

[Olaus Petrus]

Sorry about being quiet. Since yesterday evening I have had network troubles at home. I think I have figured out what's wrong, but I haven't had time to test it to see if that's the right solution. I'm currently at the uni and I have access to Internet, but I'm horrible busy for the next few hours. There's a deadline for travel grant applications today and I also have to comment friend's research plan for her doctoral thesis. But I should be on-line later today, probably.



There's an aura of coolness around The Tad when he speaks. "I am the People or at least the first among the People and the only one who is relevant in any way in this tiny hamlet. So listen up Plebs, it's time to get this thing rockin'"

Vote Yakman because Yakety Yak.

 

[Daffius]

ATTENTION NON SPAM

Enough of the Spam and let's get this game going!

I'm a lover Villager and would like to get scanned tonight. Reasons; I've confirmed with the GM that scans work even when I'm away.

•Lover: Good. Each night, the Lover may choose to steal into a player's home and seduce that player in the dark of night. The target is unable to perform any other action during the night. The target will only learn of the visit if he was stopped from performing a nightly activity. The target will not learn the Lover's identity. The Lover will only stop a Werewolf or Vampire hunt if the targeted player is the last member of the pack.

This means; I cannot be hunted as this version of the lover can be away every night!

Also since scanning works there is no reason not to and I'm the best available spokesman as the chances of the wolves actually hitting me with the 65 players is minimal (for now).
As there is no hunter in this game I'm safe from being shot as well. All I need to fear is fear itself + brutals, however the chances of hitting a wolf so early is next to nil. Especially considering that we probably have large packs (they can heavily influence the votes).
This means that by N2 I'll be useless anyway as we'll have other double scanned players to step up! Just sayin.

Another reason to scan me is that I will be visiting each night, so would not want to stop the seer or priest from accidentally using their scans. (Today is 1 in 32 chance - I will be visiting someone else tomorrow anyway, so if it was you mr. seer/priest that I blocked you can retry tomorrow).

Sorry for the big red letters but I want anyone relevant to read this amidst the much Spam.

Also, this pretty much nullifies my chances of winning this game However a strong startup JL maximises the chances of the village, so it's worth it and I'm noble like that. The village can always raise a statue in my honour at the village square and bring flowers and booze (mainly booze) and virgins (18+) to my tomb.