It was a remarkably warm sunny afternoon this 9th of March in the village. Everyone was minding their own business when suddenly the church bells started to sound.
Beware, beware, Osteles the village priest cried.
I have had a premonition!
Many of you are drifting from the righteous path!
I see you reverting back to the old Pagan ways.
Demons, blood, suffering, all is soon to befall us!
You are abandoning GOD and your chance of salvation! Convert back to the one, true way, before it is too late!
Your eternal soul will be lost if you continue like this!
All of you, join me, the only road left to redemption is to chastise your flesh!
All of you, buy a flail here with me, only my flails grant you assured redemption!
edit: why cant I make those pictures work??