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In other news, the only way for SPAMTM to be correctly cooked is by frying it.
I have a fairly good idea, yes.
EDIT: Actually, I'm certain, but oh well.
As mentioned I wanted to get to 500 posts---also most of the 500 posts have been relevant.
I found it fitting to have the 500th post on a new page.
Were you a NAZI?I know who won...
Were you a NAZI?
Also Rovsea snoop died in the first part of the night update, so he won't survive; it is alxeu and Haz which are left now.
Stupid updates with RP names only. Also, what is Marty waiting for?:angry:
The Twenty-First and Last Night
The Final Chapter
The Final Chapter
Vizzini's death scream bellowed throughout the entire castle. Now is your last chance to escape. Leaving behind all your belongings, you sprint out of your room and towards the front entrance of the castle while the zombie is feasting on the master criminals still warm corpse...
...running, running, you burst out of the front doors and race headlong down the mountainside. You should have at least a 10-minute head start, and while you don't let up your pace, inwardly you breathe a sigh of relief, as there is no way the undead nazi could catch you now. Looking ahead, you see some shifting boulders in the distance and make your way to them, hoping to find a safe descent down the cliff-face.
It's at this point you realise boulders don't shift. As your eyes gain focus, you scream in terror, and resignation. The un-dead figure of Nicolae Ceaucescu rises up out of the ground in front. You turn quickly, but another, and another rise up. You look behind you, and you see Oog, Inventor of Fire, and Irish Socrates blocking your way behind. You slump helplessly to the ground as the re-animated corpses of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Seuss grab your shoulders.
Even in his un-dead state Socrates managed to sound drunk, slurring his words as he asked: "what are our instructions for this...revolutionary?"
Oog replied "He is of no consequence to our master. Kill him now and be done with it."
And with a quick snap of the neck, so ended the second life of Thomas Paine, inhabiting Ayn Rand's body.
"Did our Lord tell us when he would arrive?" Ceaucescu inquired.
Zombie Sherlock Holmes replied:
"No. All he said was that he'd be back."
One Week Later:
With the apparent failure of the Last Council to sort out humanity's differences, the Galactive Collective went ahead and destroyed the human race, killing every last living soul on the planet. Now, with no-one to stand in their way, the armies of darkness poured from Neuschwanstein Castle, where they had been hoarding strength or decades, and swiftly made the earth their domain.
Now, the only remaining formality, was who would become the overlord of the New Earth, free from the tyranny of living man. However, the choice was simple:
Werewolf CLXIII: The Last Council of Mankind
Players: 53
Dead: 52
Living: 1
Nazi Pack Victory
Winner:
******
~~~~~~Hax, as Arnold Schwarzenegger~~~~~~
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Players: 53
Dead: 52
Living: 1
Nazi Pack Victory
Winner:
******
~~~~~~Hax, as Arnold Schwarzenegger~~~~~~
******
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr Universe
"I knew I was a winner back in the late sixties. I knew I was destined for great things. People will say that kind of thinking is totally immodest. I agree. Modesty is not a word that applies to me in any way - I hope it never will."
"I knew I was a winner back in the late sixties. I knew I was destined for great things. People will say that kind of thinking is totally immodest. I agree. Modesty is not a word that applies to me in any way - I hope it never will."
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr Universe
53 CONTESTERS, BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
MR UNIVERSE!
[video=youtube;c7Iaz_r2t-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Iaz_r2t-g[/video]
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:happy:
MR UNIVERSE!
[video=youtube;c7Iaz_r2t-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Iaz_r2t-g[/video]
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Congratulations, Hax! It's only fitting that Arnold would be the last man/zombie left alive.