Werewolf CII: From the Files of Police Squad

[jacob-Lundgren]

jacob_Lundgren, you have no one to blame but yourself. Remember these rules:

1. Never play cards with someone with a city for a first name
2. Never cross the streams
3. If someone goes limp or taps out, the fight is over
4. Never hustle a hustler
5. Never hunt a hunter

Oh shut it putz. I am not allowed to play in the game now and the odds of me dying by the fact we hunted a GA with hunter trait were low. Last game I had a good chance to win wrecked by other peoples actions and this time I die due to RNG on night 1 and cannot sub back in. 2 losses as a wolf in a row without being hanged randomly or found out.

 

[Lemeard]

Alright recruits. Our work is starting. Go find me my coffee. And a mistress. A hot one.

 

[k-59]

Alright recruits. Our work is starting. Go find me my coffee. And a mistress. A hot one.

Is that a hot coffee or a hot mistress?

 

[jacob-Lundgren]

See! I die early and no one is posting.....

 

[Ironhead 5]

Fear does not exist in this dojo! Does it?

 

[EUROO7]

Fear does not exist in this dojo! Does it?

I will put the fear of God into you.

 

[jacob-Lundgren]

GO BAD GUYS! Win one for the real JL!

 

[EUROO7]

GO BAD GUYS! Win one for the real JL!

The Juice League will not stand for such defamation.

 

[J. Passepartout]

Go team evil

 

[trespoe]

Ve vill find these nashty wolves, and kill them awl.


Vote Orangeyoshi

it veels goot to vote the yoshi of Orange.

 

[Ciryandor]

I applaud the man who keeps their guns at the ready... because even sneaky criminals...

get shot down.

Vote Adrian Monk

For being obsessive-compulsive about everything, but not having any weapon. You never know in the line of duty when one would be needed.

 

[Ironhead 5]

Important Justice League Announcement!


Boys have a penis! Girls have a vagina!


...or so I am led to believe by Arnold Schwarzenegger's filmography...

 

[EUROO7]

Think of the children!

Oy is, what, seven?

Marty's only just learnt to count!

 

[Trinitrotoluen]

Better yet, think of Blade! reading this thread.

Nevertheless, let's start the day with

vote Ciryandor.

People who have to continuously hide their eyes behind sunglasses are not to be trusted.

 

[Kaetje]

Syber-Sid was NOT a prime number. I believe that we will only succeed if we limit our votes to prime numbers! I will pick the number 17 today. Please all:

Limit your votes to Prime Numbers!!!


Vote K-59

 

[jonti-h]

Think of the children!

 

[Jopi]

It looks to me that we have the lowest, scum-suckiest form of criminal running loose here. An alive criminal, that is! I'm really very disappointed in all of you, with all this democracy and voting. I could have hit each one of you over the face until you'd have confessed.

To his gun: Don't worry, I'm sure they'll see it our way soon enough.

Vote Paendrag

 

[Tornadoli]

Vote Kaetje

Tornadoli School of Thought - vote the person who voted second to last. Only works after at least 2 people have voted.

Oh, and also walrus: could you write what actually happened to the people in normal werewolf language? So "blablabla got hunted, bliblibli got shot by the hunter", etc.

 

[enkhuush]

I'll vote, when I finish my randomizer program.

 

[Rysz]

Vote Tornadoli

Rysz School of Thought
Vote those who invent stupid SoT's








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