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Zombies don't invade. An invasion connotes some sort of coordinated assault or movement. Zombies aren't very coordinated.
Because nazis do that; as shown by how the DNSAP sabotaged itself---both literally and metaphorically.
Perhaps a zombie infestation then? They do act an awfully lot like viruses.
Let's just end this useless end-of-the-world chatter and elect a strong leader. Heil Hax.
Nonsense, we just need chill out and smoke a bowl with the other world leaders! #Stein2016
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WOMBAT LEAGUE ANNOUNCMENT
For too long has the noble and ancient race of wombats endured the utter subjugation of bipeds, slaving under our massive vehicular conveyances and our lethal firesticks. We, the Party for the Greater Advancement of Wombats, propose a new regime for the betterment of these least fortunate of marsupials among us - a government of the wombats, for the wombats, by the wombats - one that shall not perish from this earth for as long as life endures in the hearts of one little bundle of claws and furry goodness.
I do hope you will be taking some quotes from that Wombat essay we found over Christmas.
Wombats and weed, baby, that's what life is all about.
Just to let everybody know:
We in the Yuge Party are going to beat you all in the election, and its gonna be Yugeeee!
Just like this font: YYYUUUGGGEEE!
We're going to win so much we're gonna get sick of winning.
We're also going to build a glorious wall to keep out the aliens, and if they want to come in they can come in through the beautiful gate. It'll be YUGE!
~Paid for by Donald "YUGE" Trump
We in the Yuge Party are going to beat you all in the election, and its gonna be Yugeeee!
Just like this font: YYYUUUGGGEEE!
We're going to win so much we're gonna get sick of winning.
We're also going to build a glorious wall to keep out the aliens, and if they want to come in they can come in through the beautiful gate. It'll be YUGE!
~Paid for by Donald "YUGE" Trump
Stop lying you damned communist.
Ahh doctor Livingstone. A long time since I saw you last. How is your leg nowadays?
My dear doctor, I offer you to be the chief of our future spa resorts and cure centres. I think your knowledge together with our strength can improve our community and make it even more stronger and healthier. What do you say?
We are soon going to need competent military leaders. Are you the man for our future liberation operations?
Capitalist criminals like you will sooner or later get their punishment. We will ban all kind of drugs that destroys our community and our youth.
The NSPWP is favouring a population growth policy.
Long time no see Hax! I got it replaced with a bionic leg, one that should be harder for those wolves to chew on. As to your offer... its tempting, but I'm afraid I must refuse at this time. I have a calculus test coming up.
Get out the banners, beat the drums -- we'll take Ike to Washington!
Eisenhower is one of the most underappreciated Presidents.
He was a first rate president, only the third of the republicans to reach that rating on my list.Get out the banners, beat the drums -- we'll take Ike to Washington!
Eisenhower is one of the most underappreciated Presidents.
Apocalypse Party Aerospace Program:
- SETI will receive a 78% increase in funding, to detect and identify alien threats
- 3 new observatories will be built, with the sole purpose of finding asteroids that could destroy us all
- All alien life forms will be assumed as hostile. Nothing good ever comes of letting them shoot first.
- Immediate steps will be taken to establish colonies on the moon and Mars. Apocalypses are less likely if we have colonized other solar bodies.
- All black hole research will be immediately scrapped. There will be no spontaneous singularities ripping the planet apart on this parties watch.
- Commence construction on a giant fighting robot. This will be far more effective than our tanks and planes at fighting any alien menace.
- Keep good track of the calendars of ancient peoples, like the Aztecs and Mayans. They knew what they were talking about.
The end is nigh. Be prepared. Vote apocalypse.
- SETI will receive a 78% increase in funding, to detect and identify alien threats
- 3 new observatories will be built, with the sole purpose of finding asteroids that could destroy us all
- All alien life forms will be assumed as hostile. Nothing good ever comes of letting them shoot first.
- Immediate steps will be taken to establish colonies on the moon and Mars. Apocalypses are less likely if we have colonized other solar bodies.
- All black hole research will be immediately scrapped. There will be no spontaneous singularities ripping the planet apart on this parties watch.
- Commence construction on a giant fighting robot. This will be far more effective than our tanks and planes at fighting any alien menace.
- Keep good track of the calendars of ancient peoples, like the Aztecs and Mayans. They knew what they were talking about.
The end is nigh. Be prepared. Vote apocalypse.
