I have a notepad containing maybe a hundred or so pages of:
Or lists to that effect...
Either that or huge lists of provinces, I swear I must spend more time organising and editing my games than I do playing them.
Re: gaming girlfriends, they're a double-edged sword, a lady you can share a headshot with, go questing with or even (I've sure as hell never met one though) invade Poland with is obviously something precious. More likely though you'll end up with something closer to my own GF:
(Playing Assassin's Creed):
"Oh noes, Enzio's fallen in a canal!"
"...so climb back out again?"
"Oh, he can climb?"
On the plus side though I am allowed to make "Battle of the Bulge" jokes when I'm horny, so I guess that kinda balances things out (and no, they're never funny).
Code:
2 x CV
1 x BC
1 x CL
3 x DD
Or lists to that effect...
Either that or huge lists of provinces, I swear I must spend more time organising and editing my games than I do playing them.
Re: gaming girlfriends, they're a double-edged sword, a lady you can share a headshot with, go questing with or even (I've sure as hell never met one though) invade Poland with is obviously something precious. More likely though you'll end up with something closer to my own GF:
(Playing Assassin's Creed):
"Oh noes, Enzio's fallen in a canal!"
"...so climb back out again?"
"Oh, he can climb?"
On the plus side though I am allowed to make "Battle of the Bulge" jokes when I'm horny, so I guess that kinda balances things out (and no, they're never funny).