SAGA OF THE SAARS: Old Man Spites the Clouds/God
Alternative Title: Saarland replicates the Pacific Theater.
So I had a small brain fart this last session and forgot to take screens for the first few years of the session. General summary is things went well for the first few years. Dutchess Salme continued to work her way up the Hermetic society while also doing a pretty solid job of improving Saarland. This list of achievements includes, getting the Saarish income up and above 10 ducats a month (something that I was having trouble breaching for a while.) Getting the manpower reserves up to being about even with some of the neighbouring kingdoms, and getting prosperity up throughout the land.
Also I managed to capture Gotland off Austergautland/Oland (I believe the same guys that killed 2 of KoM's kings in a day.)
I also am not quite sure, but I think Finland might have one of the highest tech levels in the world at the moment.
I gave Gotland to my younger sister and brother's eldest son. I didn't quite like the man, and well, Gotland isn't going to be productive for a bit. The Measles hit the region hard.
I got to Adept, but unfortunately this was as far as Salme managed to get before she croaked. Guess that's the downside of Seniority, but honestly, the succession type is good enough that I don't care that much.
Interestingly enough, the Scandinavian region has become one of the more generally rich areas in the world. Most likely because Norway's the only germanic state so nobody can raid it.
Except Sweden, because Sweden's been burned to the ground so much.
Unfortunately then I caught a flu and died. Given Salme was frail since birth and had a bad tendency to not sleep while working on her mysteries, I'm honestly surprised she made it into her 50s.
Unlike the Norwegian kings apparently, Salme was a good person and went off to heaven instead of burning in sin. Meanwhile Erkki round III gets his shot. Don't ask what happened to Erkki II.
Oddly enough, despite all those red numbers beside the pretenders. Every single one of my vassals, including the pretenders, loved Erkki. Might help that he's married to the strongest Count (a.k.a, his Sister)
Unfortunately he's really bungled that relationship since, at least with his wife. Stupid sexy cousins and women with the quick trait.
I also finally got my first Retinue. The Saarish Guard will defend the realm against all invaders! (Well not really, there's only 300 of them right now)
Jarl Erkki III decided to return to the Saar form, and instead of focusing on learning like Salme and Crazy Into, he returned to focusing on Business.
This has paid off quite handsomely.
Unfortunately though, despite the windfall that might lead you to believe. I promptly...invested...the money. We'll get to that in a bit. First though, this guy inherited Gotland and set up a plot to kill me.
The one advantage with inbreeding and keeping all titles within your own family, it helps keep the potential murderers incompetent.
As for where that money went. Well, despite being a generally normal person, Erkki III had a bad tendency to fill his spare time sitting on the roof of the keep shaking his fist at the sky. Cursing the clouds and asking why god cursed Saarland to be such a hive for adventurers when they tried to be free. One day he was working on some of his architectural designs and decided he'd do what the people of Shinar couldn't.
The Heavens are within our reach.
It will just take some money to get there.
Alot of money
The quarry was built though, and the tower designed. Thanks to a bit of panhandling and a lucky break from a special tithe from my steward, I managed to scrape together enough cash to get out of crippling debt without begging it off my vassals. Unfortunately, I now have a banditry problem in Saarland.
Finally though, it was done.
The tower stands proud over Saarland, and people say its even visible from Gotland, the plains of Rus and the mountains of Norway.
One day, Errki III traveled up the tower for his weekly session of shouting toward the heavens and at the clouds now passing around his tower. While up there though he began to feel light headed and before him God presented Himself, telling Erkki of the future and that he must continue Dutchess Salme's former warplans if he wished to see the Saars last till time immortal. On that day Errki returned to ground level a zealot, knowing that God was there and was guiding the Saars, and he'd venture up the tower to commune with the lord every few days. (So says my explanation for how Errki went from Cynical to Zealous in a single day (literally got both events the same day))
Following God's commands, Errki launched a war against Denmark for Bornholme.
Denmark was going through tough times at this point, and KoM grabbed some territory off them too.
Following that Errki has started trying to claim on Isle Caste out in the middle of the North Sea. He wanted to grab Fyn but he's saving that for later given the treaty Saarland has with Denmark for a few years.
Shortly after that the Session ended, though with KoM's conquests into Sweden he ended up tipping over the Realm Size Limit, which means that once again.
Saarland is free. Glory to Saarland, hopefully this time it will be permanent.
Alternative Title: Saarland replicates the Pacific Theater.
So I had a small brain fart this last session and forgot to take screens for the first few years of the session. General summary is things went well for the first few years. Dutchess Salme continued to work her way up the Hermetic society while also doing a pretty solid job of improving Saarland. This list of achievements includes, getting the Saarish income up and above 10 ducats a month (something that I was having trouble breaching for a while.) Getting the manpower reserves up to being about even with some of the neighbouring kingdoms, and getting prosperity up throughout the land.
Also I managed to capture Gotland off Austergautland/Oland (I believe the same guys that killed 2 of KoM's kings in a day.)
I also am not quite sure, but I think Finland might have one of the highest tech levels in the world at the moment.
I gave Gotland to my younger sister and brother's eldest son. I didn't quite like the man, and well, Gotland isn't going to be productive for a bit. The Measles hit the region hard.
I got to Adept, but unfortunately this was as far as Salme managed to get before she croaked. Guess that's the downside of Seniority, but honestly, the succession type is good enough that I don't care that much.
Interestingly enough, the Scandinavian region has become one of the more generally rich areas in the world. Most likely because Norway's the only germanic state so nobody can raid it.
Except Sweden, because Sweden's been burned to the ground so much.
Unfortunately then I caught a flu and died. Given Salme was frail since birth and had a bad tendency to not sleep while working on her mysteries, I'm honestly surprised she made it into her 50s.
Unlike the Norwegian kings apparently, Salme was a good person and went off to heaven instead of burning in sin. Meanwhile Erkki round III gets his shot. Don't ask what happened to Erkki II.
Oddly enough, despite all those red numbers beside the pretenders. Every single one of my vassals, including the pretenders, loved Erkki. Might help that he's married to the strongest Count (a.k.a, his Sister)
Unfortunately he's really bungled that relationship since, at least with his wife. Stupid sexy cousins and women with the quick trait.
I also finally got my first Retinue. The Saarish Guard will defend the realm against all invaders! (Well not really, there's only 300 of them right now)
Jarl Erkki III decided to return to the Saar form, and instead of focusing on learning like Salme and Crazy Into, he returned to focusing on Business.
This has paid off quite handsomely.
Unfortunately though, despite the windfall that might lead you to believe. I promptly...invested...the money. We'll get to that in a bit. First though, this guy inherited Gotland and set up a plot to kill me.
The one advantage with inbreeding and keeping all titles within your own family, it helps keep the potential murderers incompetent.
As for where that money went. Well, despite being a generally normal person, Erkki III had a bad tendency to fill his spare time sitting on the roof of the keep shaking his fist at the sky. Cursing the clouds and asking why god cursed Saarland to be such a hive for adventurers when they tried to be free. One day he was working on some of his architectural designs and decided he'd do what the people of Shinar couldn't.
The Heavens are within our reach.
It will just take some money to get there.
Alot of money
The quarry was built though, and the tower designed. Thanks to a bit of panhandling and a lucky break from a special tithe from my steward, I managed to scrape together enough cash to get out of crippling debt without begging it off my vassals. Unfortunately, I now have a banditry problem in Saarland.
Finally though, it was done.
The tower stands proud over Saarland, and people say its even visible from Gotland, the plains of Rus and the mountains of Norway.
One day, Errki III traveled up the tower for his weekly session of shouting toward the heavens and at the clouds now passing around his tower. While up there though he began to feel light headed and before him God presented Himself, telling Erkki of the future and that he must continue Dutchess Salme's former warplans if he wished to see the Saars last till time immortal. On that day Errki returned to ground level a zealot, knowing that God was there and was guiding the Saars, and he'd venture up the tower to commune with the lord every few days. (So says my explanation for how Errki went from Cynical to Zealous in a single day (literally got both events the same day))
Following God's commands, Errki launched a war against Denmark for Bornholme.
Denmark was going through tough times at this point, and KoM grabbed some territory off them too.
Following that Errki has started trying to claim on Isle Caste out in the middle of the North Sea. He wanted to grab Fyn but he's saving that for later given the treaty Saarland has with Denmark for a few years.
Shortly after that the Session ended, though with KoM's conquests into Sweden he ended up tipping over the Realm Size Limit, which means that once again.
Saarland is free. Glory to Saarland, hopefully this time it will be permanent.