Colonel Bran: Yeah that's gonna be fun. Oh, you also forgot Greece too.
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Alexander: You’re kidding! You actually think that as Prime Minister you can order me around?
Stojadinovic: Hey! If England can do it, so can I!
Alexander: One problem with your theory… ENGLAND’S A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY! WE’RE ABSOLUTE!
Stojadinovic: Doesn’t matter. We still have a constitution!
Alexander: Which I ignore! I pretty much have all the power in this country!
Stojadinovic: Then we should impeach you! Who’s in favor of—
*Paper airplane flies up to them*
Josimovic: * Would both of you twits shut up. You’re giving me a migraine.*
Stojadinovic: So what mute? What’s the worst you can do?
Josimovic: …
*Five minutes later*
Stojadinovic: I can’t feel my legs! You %*&*% I hope that you get eaten alive by Gypsies!
Josimovic: *You’re just mad that I beat you at Twister. Get used to me being better than you.*
The game of champions
Stojadinovic: Well I know something you can’t do. *starts singing*
Josimovic: *No, I may not be able to sing, but at least I can read.*
Stojadinovic: That’s it! I’m gonna—
Kosic: Algebra eats the planet Mars!
Alexander: Finally. Now that that’s over, let’s start the meeting. Jevtic, are you still making stuff for Yugoslavia?
Jevtic: Infantry making Yugoslavian I am. Machine gun and fighter making I am. Soda Devil use not!
I've done better
Alexander: Glad to hear that. Okay Stoj, as much as I hate everything about you you Bosnian %^(*(&^, This country needs to know about the outside world.
Stojadinovic: I wouldn’t tell you anything even if you paid me.
Alexander: If you don’t then I’m afraid I’m going to have to force you to watch reality TV.
Stojadinovic: AHHH! Fine! Basically all you need to know is that a lot of countries want our land!
Hungary, wanting a random province for no reason
They'll probably puss out and fight against us
They demand something they haven't had for 1500 years. Retards.
Why do you want something? Go after Turkey
You're kidding
You may have actual reasons, but the answer's no.
Alexander: There. That wasn’t so hard was it?
Stojadinovic: ^&*( you!
Alexander: But I’m too far away. Pavle, could you give any good news on the espionage business?
Karadjordjevic: OSWPIH. NMSBCSB.
I really hate being poor
Alexander: Sorry, but we’re almost as poor as Kosovo at the moment.
Ilic: JHIGB YIGUYTF!
Alexander: Sorry, don’t speak whatever you’re speaking. Bori, I’m quite sure you didn’t do anything, am I right?
Josimovic: *Your power of deduction never ceases to amaze me. Of course I didn’t do anything!*
Alexander: Well, no need to be snippy. I’m going to skip Kosic…
Kosic: Jamaican frogs tie with Monaco!
Alexander: … and continue with the retarded version of me.
Cincar-Markovic: I’m smartest man in Yugoslavia!
Alexander: Ughhh, just tell me if our army’s getting better.
Cincar-Markovic: Lost one division. Get weaker.
Alexander: That’s good, I guess. Seeing that we essentially have no navy, plus I really don’t want to talk to Ilic…
Ilic: TFD UYGKJG YRYUIT!
Alexander: Let’s go on to Simovic.
Simovic: -- prog—mad-. Ne—craft – defense. Repeat—defense!
Alexander: I still can’t understand you! Speak clearly!
Simovic: --clea—as—ossible!
Alexander: Well screw you if you can’t speak clearly.
*Explosion rocks building*
Alexander: Great, the Bosnians are trying to revolt again, and they have artillery. Meeting adjourned!