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Actualy the King being Ortodox wouldn't be celebrating it now. Ortodox one is on 7. of January.
Yeah, I'm nicpicking.
 
Yugoslavns with pich forks arnt they a pit Price:D

and when is that king going to get asasinated and if so the translator should be the next king:)
 
Good *Get's Lighting Fork +99 equiped*

Kill the Giant! He be our secondary fuel for rockets!
 
Ok, first of all: HI-LA-RI-OUS

Second:
There is a mute guy. He may think and do stuff, but I don't want to know what he is thinking or saying.
Then, there are some guys speaking some freaking balkan yugo-dialects, nobody has ever heard of and I don't want to know what they are saying.
Then there is Zog. He's fine. I want to know, what why he's dressing up as a matador and so on.

As stated before: The Balkan-People fuckin HATE each other. They did it back then and they still do it (I have a croatian girlfriend, she is absolutely liberal and open-minded and so on blabla but start talking about Serbians and she freaks out - wtf?)

They SHOULD not understand each other and they DO NOT WANT TO understand each other like "omg he is talking in bosnian dialect again, retard"

I really loved to read your posts and to have absolutely no idea what was going on. Remove the translator, insert more misinterpretations, less explanations and of course more hate.

But anyway, it's your AAR and that's just what I would want to read :D
Go for confusing updates, yaaay!
 
What do you mean, they shouldn't understand each other? Only Macedonian and Slovenian languages are any significantly different from the language spoken by Croats, and Serbs.
 
What do you mean, they shouldn't understand each other? Only Macedonian and Slovenian languages are any significantly different from the language spoken by Croats, and Serbs.

Josimovic is mute and Pavle, Ilic, Kosic and Simovic all speak more or less not understandable dialects or languages and that's what I like. I don't want a translation, I want to be confused and when they talk, the others also should be :D
 
you have a point but it is needed becase the guy with the translator is to hard to under stand its Jltyust now try under standing that:D

(damn i forgot what i siad up above)
 
you have a point but it is needed becase the guy with the translator is to hard to under stand its Jltyust now try under standing that:D

(damn i forgot what i siad up above)

Less understanding, more confusion! It's the balkans! :D
 
4th Dimension: Ahh, that's something I actually didn't know...

Small: It was empty. Stoj forgot to load it...

Hatuke: You cannot defeat Giant Dizzy Gillespie! Pitchforks are no match for his smooth Jazz beats! :rofl:

Enewald: There's a reason why Cincar was banned from every Christmas tree farm ever formed.

Sarganto: Ugghhh... First translation was wanted... now it's not. Make up your mind! :rofl:

Blahh, I'm not changing everything, but I'll remove Ilic's (translation) because he speaks Albanian what with him being from Kosovo (yes, that's my interpretation of Albanian). Josimovic will stay the same (with a NEW change next time), and while Pavle will be bereft of his translator this episode, he'll still be there because Pavle talks the most (And I almost never understand him) but with a certain person gone... a new character will voice that confusion... if you can understand him that is... :D
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Simovic: N-w th-t I f-nally e-caped fr-m b-d w-iting, I c-n g-t m- r-venge!

*Fires gun in air for celebration and Stojadinovic falls down dead*

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How he got up there... I'll never know...

Simovic: H-w the h-ll do-s th-t work?! I-m o-t o- h-re b-fore m-re l-ws –f ph-sics a-e br-ken!

*Meanwhile*

Pavle: SSID?

Translator: So Stoj is- hack- cough- dead?

Cincar: What with fancy man? Sick?

Translator: I caught a- hack hack- bug. My throat is---

Pavle: AW?

Translator: *Can’t speak*

Josimovic: *Now you know how I feel…*

Pavle: WTUTIHTDWO.

Cincar: What about smelly man?

Pavle: W?

Zog: *Points to Mihailovic*

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Mihailovic in his fancy clothes...

Pavle: M, MYATNM…

Mihailovic: :confused:

Pavle: W? ICSTUY… LMG. MR?

Mihailovic: :)

Pavle: G. NOUCSM…

Ilic: Odjdl iasd sd saoro...

Mihailovic: :mad:

Ilic: Ofn sao diverskfnd Dsoenais?

Mihailovic: ;)

Ilic: Nd, tqkw sodn fsias wor sdoi fd ne s aodneise?

Mihailovic: :D

Pavle: WBWS, CAI, HTR?

Cincar: Balsa wood work fine! Not even trumpet man break it!

Ilic: Osd’t acoen ao rk…

Giant Dizzy: *Blows trumpet*

*Parts crack*

Cincar: NO! Not work if trumpet man break it!

*Frantically glues parts together*

Ilic: Osdufes…

Pavle: VW. J, MWS?

Jevtic: Infantry there many much are! Better become shall they! Planes better making are!

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That will extend my life by a few hours in all out war...

Giant Dizzy: *Trumpet*

Ilic: Huiy sod!

Pavle: E. NZ, AEH?

Zog: *Starts removing some cheap, hazardous materials from Japan*

Mihailovic: :mad:

*Tries to pummel Zog, but fails*

Josimovic: *Aside from that, Japan’s slowly making ground.*

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Taking all bets! Will Japan take Nanjing, or will China Cut them off?

Pavle: M, STTKZ.

Mihailovic: ?

Pavle: N!!!

Mihailovic :eek:

Pavle: AE, Z?

Zog: *Rude gesture*

Pavle: INMF. HN.

Zog: *Nods, and points to Czechoslovakia*

Josimovic: *They still exist?*

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Aren't they supposed to be demolished by now? Or are my delusions getting to me again?

Zog: *Nods, and throws shoes, letting one hit Mihailovic on the head*

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Italy... again.

Mihailovic: :mad:

Pavle: ARASE? AE?

Zog: *Shakes head*

Pavle: M, HWYFD?

Mihailovic: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Pavle: TB?

Mihailovic: :mad:

Josimovic: *Wimp.*

*Pummels Josimovic*

Pavle: M, S!

Mihailovic: :eek:

*Falls back*

Pavle: K, JET…

Kosic: Nothing-zipper-much- Just a –Merlin- new infantry unit.

Simovic: Th-t a-d th- fa-t th-t I-m go-ng t- ki-l y-u…

*Fires bullet, but misses*

Pavle: S, YAIBFTWE…

Mihailovic: :mad:

*Pummels Simovic*

Simovic: M-st r-n…

*Escapes*

Pavle: GTG, AHTSTK. MA!

*Meanwhile*

Simovic: H-! N-thing c-n st-p m-!

Foot: WASH ME!!!

Simovic: &*%@!!!

*Gets crushed*
 
noo, translator is dead. i can't understend Pavle now, noo.
Pavle: GTH
Me: ok, maybe i can understand him *pummels Pavle*
 
What the hell is going on there?!
 
That update made ABSOLUTELY no sense?!?! Future (if you fail) leader of chetniks a clown?!?!?!?!?
 
Also, Mih looks like Bozo's the Clown twin emo brother. :rofl:
 
Pavle: ARASE? AE?

Zog: *Shakes head*

Pavle: M, HWYFD?

Mihailovic: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Pavle: TB?

Mihailovic: :mad:
I can only understand the smilies and a little something, like what is this supposed to mean? :D ...But on the other hand these kind of AARs are quite rare, so this is cool. :cool:
 
some one get a new translator :mad:
and give him a name like pavlover :p