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Don't you mean "Unter-hound"?Kaixxor said:UnterHund
Sorry, sorry...couldn't resist.Nice gains there. Big and blobby early. How's the BB after all that annexation?
Territorial Pissing (It applies to Nirvana and Dogs!)
I haft gotten us a new general, just you vait, he vill be a hero one day!
I'm sure.
You see? Good old Bernau ist making a name for himself!
Wait... I don't remember declaring war on them... Darn it Kaiser, were you playing with the mouse again?
Due to his actions, Prussia gains strength!
And the hatred of the world.
Zey are just jealous they didn't think of invading them first.
Zen my division vill lead ze attack on Denmark!
Countdown to everyone declaring war in...
Oh don't be so negative, ve vould vin anyvay!
Problem with your plan Kaiser!
Zose tricksy Danes! Zose freaky deaky Dutch!
That's the Netherlands, Kaiser.
You shut up!
Soon enough, Denmark begs us for mercy!
Well, this is A) Pleasantly suprising and B) Shows our Badboy isn't to bad. (How do you check badboy anyway?)
Vait, peace vith Russia?! Nein! I do not accept zis!
I'm afraid you don't have much choice.
You are disobeying mein commands! You treacherous Communist!
Oh no...
Vas ist it?
No Kaiser, don't look...
Nein. It can't be!
I told you not to look!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN! Alas poor Wilhelm! I knew ye vell! But your son ist some sissy romantic! I cannot say how our ventures vill be now!
Zere is only one vay to cope vith mein sorrow!
Oh no, no no no no no...
INITIATE OPERATION LATKES!
Kaiser...
Vas?!
Latkes are Polish/Jewish.
Und zey are delicious! Vas are you? A racist?
Author's Note: My grandfather makes delicious latkes.
Also: These next few updates will ROCK. Then a lull, and then more ROCK.
I haft gotten us a new general, just you vait, he vill be a hero one day!
I'm sure.
You see? Good old Bernau ist making a name for himself!
Wait... I don't remember declaring war on them... Darn it Kaiser, were you playing with the mouse again?
Due to his actions, Prussia gains strength!
And the hatred of the world.
Zey are just jealous they didn't think of invading them first.
Zen my division vill lead ze attack on Denmark!
Countdown to everyone declaring war in...
Oh don't be so negative, ve vould vin anyvay!
Problem with your plan Kaiser!
Zose tricksy Danes! Zose freaky deaky Dutch!
That's the Netherlands, Kaiser.
You shut up!
Soon enough, Denmark begs us for mercy!
Well, this is A) Pleasantly suprising and B) Shows our Badboy isn't to bad. (How do you check badboy anyway?)
Vait, peace vith Russia?! Nein! I do not accept zis!
I'm afraid you don't have much choice.
You are disobeying mein commands! You treacherous Communist!
Oh no...
Vas ist it?
No Kaiser, don't look...
Nein. It can't be!
I told you not to look!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN! Alas poor Wilhelm! I knew ye vell! But your son ist some sissy romantic! I cannot say how our ventures vill be now!
Zere is only one vay to cope vith mein sorrow!
Oh no, no no no no no...
INITIATE OPERATION LATKES!
Kaiser...
Vas?!
Latkes are Polish/Jewish.
Und zey are delicious! Vas are you? A racist?
Author's Note: My grandfather makes delicious latkes.
Also: These next few updates will ROCK. Then a lull, and then more ROCK.
You check badboy by pressing F12 then typing in "badboy". Without the quotations, of course.
Your neighbors all look like they'd like to take a bite out of you which should suit Kaiser just fine.
Edit: updates are too fast-paced for my writing skills...
This is the funniest part of this hilarious aar so far:
This is the funniest part of this hilarious aar so far:
:rofl:
It is now a Prime Directive from Der Kaiser to Listen to this While Reading.
Operation Latke!
Let's start this vith a patriotic note, shall ve?
Ja! More good news from ze front! Vhat could go wrong?
Vait, vas?!
Never say 'What could go wrong?' Something always goes wrong!
Luckily I haft a contingency plan for zis!
Hmmm... Why does the term 'Killdozer' come to mind?
As you can see, we're making massive gains against the Austrians.
Not massive enough!
They've even offered us peace!
But ve vill not accept until zey bow to me... Emperor!
But for some reason these little bastards are more trouble than a super power!
Zey are so many ants to ze squishings!
Zey soon learn their lessons, and bow as mein sattellite states!
And now the lines are drawn, Austria's allies have been defeated, the two great German powers duke it out for control of the minor states!
Ve are more German zan zem!
Authors note: we have 949 prestige points at this moment in time! (yaaaay)
Next Time on GERMAN WARS:
The longest effin battle... EVER...
And other exciting things!
Also: 1000+ hits? Thats nuts! Thanks to everyone who reads this and especially to everyone posting! Although I wouldn't doubt that 400 of those hits are Barris hitting refresh (Just kidding)
Operation Latke!
Let's start this vith a patriotic note, shall ve?
Ja! More good news from ze front! Vhat could go wrong?
Vait, vas?!
Never say 'What could go wrong?' Something always goes wrong!
Luckily I haft a contingency plan for zis!
Hmmm... Why does the term 'Killdozer' come to mind?
As you can see, we're making massive gains against the Austrians.
Not massive enough!
They've even offered us peace!
But ve vill not accept until zey bow to me... Emperor!
But for some reason these little bastards are more trouble than a super power!
Zey are so many ants to ze squishings!
Zey soon learn their lessons, and bow as mein sattellite states!
And now the lines are drawn, Austria's allies have been defeated, the two great German powers duke it out for control of the minor states!
Ve are more German zan zem!
Authors note: we have 949 prestige points at this moment in time! (yaaaay)
Next Time on GERMAN WARS:
The longest effin battle... EVER...
And other exciting things!
Also: 1000+ hits? Thats nuts! Thanks to everyone who reads this and especially to everyone posting! Although I wouldn't doubt that 400 of those hits are Barris hitting refresh (Just kidding)
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This is outstanding on so many levels. A shame it's not in VIP, but maybe that's for the best.
Can only hope that the less-German Austrians get their comeuppance and that the British keep their meddlesome crumpets to themselves.
Can only hope that the less-German Austrians get their comeuppance and that the British keep their meddlesome crumpets to themselves.
Oh I don't know - I've seen a fair few long battles in AARs. They can be real meatgrinders
