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This is one of the funniest AAR's i've ever read. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Operation: JaegerKriegenSchliffenToffer
You know, I haft been thinking...
About satelliting Poland and then invading it for fun?
Ja... NIEN! Not zhat! Ve need somethink that vill strike fear into ze heart oft our enemies! Zerefore, I haft renamed one oft our devisions!
Oh boy...
Well, they want peace...
But ve vant their land! Forvard!
Vas ist zis?! Ze British are INVADING?! I'm ze vun zat does the invading around here! Attack!
YOUR CRUMPETS ARE MINE!
We'll Satellite Hanover...
Prussia 1836, and we are looking good!
Nien! Not good! Ve vill 'Look Good' once ve haft unified the nation! Und I haft just ze plan...
I'm worried now...
Author's Note: Short update, and not to exciting, but don't worry, It's going to be action packed for quite a while soon!
You know, I haft been thinking...
About satelliting Poland and then invading it for fun?
Ja... NIEN! Not zhat! Ve need somethink that vill strike fear into ze heart oft our enemies! Zerefore, I haft renamed one oft our devisions!
Oh boy...
Well, they want peace...
But ve vant their land! Forvard!
Vas ist zis?! Ze British are INVADING?! I'm ze vun zat does the invading around here! Attack!
YOUR CRUMPETS ARE MINE!
We'll Satellite Hanover...
Prussia 1836, and we are looking good!
Nien! Not good! Ve vill 'Look Good' once ve haft unified the nation! Und I haft just ze plan...
I'm worried now...
Author's Note: Short update, and not to exciting, but don't worry, It's going to be action packed for quite a while soon!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh God this is insane! I love it! SUperbly hillarious! I love your dog!
I've never actually seen a Shepherd-Corgi mix before. That's the same ethnic mix as the British and German royal families, you know!
But I have no doubt that a dog of that pedigree is an intelligent one!
Rensslaer
But I have no doubt that a dog of that pedigree is an intelligent one!
Rensslaer
What the....?
Oh and just a tip mit die Deustch, it is -ei- not -ie-. Like nein, and whatever.
Oh and just a tip mit die Deustch, it is -ei- not -ie-. Like nein, and whatever.
Davis: Thanks for the fan-art! (I guess one could call it that?) I'm tempted to put it in the OP.
Rennslaer: Kaiser is very smart, but not wise in the least bit (also: funny Corgi feet!). He likes trying to beat up much larger dogs, like his friends who happen to include my other dog which is a Lab/boxer mix, also some other people's pets like a Mastiff and a Great Dane. I think he lives up to his name though, since he acts like royalty and has the most dignified bark I have ever heard.
UnterHund
Not pictured: Kaiser pressing the Mobilize button.
I vish ve could just skip zis part und just invade them... Now, Declare War!
OH MEIN GOTT!
HOLY CRAP!
Move in before ze rest of ze world catches on!
Oh no...
Zose treacherous communist-pig-robots! Zey vill be destroyed!
We have rookies!
Quick! Throw zem into the meat grinder! Err, I mean, I amt very honored zat zese fine young men... Eh...
Zose cowards! I vill get mein revenge!
We eventually push back the Austrians...
And we get the spoils of war.
Jahahaha! Zis makes me smile, you know zis, right?
Post War: Prussia 1837, I think history and my plans of peace have taken a back seat...
I think zat you can take your silly 'plans of peace' and shove zem into an artillery piece, frankly.
Phew, we survived the war as the victors, but I admit, I was worried for a bit, there...
Vas? You think we're DONE?! We haven't even gotten to ze halfway point!
Crap...
Rennslaer: Kaiser is very smart, but not wise in the least bit (also: funny Corgi feet!). He likes trying to beat up much larger dogs, like his friends who happen to include my other dog which is a Lab/boxer mix, also some other people's pets like a Mastiff and a Great Dane. I think he lives up to his name though, since he acts like royalty and has the most dignified bark I have ever heard.
UnterHund
Not pictured: Kaiser pressing the Mobilize button.
I vish ve could just skip zis part und just invade them... Now, Declare War!
OH MEIN GOTT!
HOLY CRAP!
Move in before ze rest of ze world catches on!
Oh no...
Zose treacherous communist-pig-robots! Zey vill be destroyed!
We have rookies!
Quick! Throw zem into the meat grinder! Err, I mean, I amt very honored zat zese fine young men... Eh...
Zose cowards! I vill get mein revenge!
We eventually push back the Austrians...
And we get the spoils of war.
Jahahaha! Zis makes me smile, you know zis, right?
Post War: Prussia 1837, I think history and my plans of peace have taken a back seat...
I think zat you can take your silly 'plans of peace' and shove zem into an artillery piece, frankly.
Phew, we survived the war as the victors, but I admit, I was worried for a bit, there...
Vas? You think we're DONE?! We haven't even gotten to ze halfway point!
Crap...
Hilarious! Enjoy you stay here in AARLand, there haven't been many comedy AARs here.
great AAR,
asd
great AAR,
asd
Kaixxor said:
Kaiser fits well into the people who agree with me on the Kill Everybody Theorem. I think he has the right idea.
