We AAR All Doomed! A Terribly Odd Prussia AAR.

[coz1]

I got my wish. Arthur vs. Kaiser...let's roll!

 

[unmerged(93782)]

Top of the Third, the Reich Invades...

First: Canada.
Second: Target.

So let's start the second English-World war with a twist.
Vait, ve did this before.
No we haven't!
Ve invaded the isles before.
Oh, but we didn't invade Scotland.

Meanwhile the US-- Wait-
Vas?
It's 1890
Ja?
That means there is a new president.
Who?
Benjamin Harrison?
Who?
Exactly.
Vell, lets meet him.

POWER OVERWHELMING!!
HOLY----
OH MEIN----
THE WORLD WILL BOW BEFORE ME, THEIR DARK KING, THEY SHALL LOVE ME, AND FEAR ME. THE GROUND TREMBLES, THE SKY DARKENS, THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS SHALL---
Let's get on with the update, shall we?

Oh no, more US pictures---
KITTENS SHALL MEEP, AND WILL NOT BE ATTENDED TO---

So...
Ja...
We're taking more of Africa

And the battle's going well.

Oh darn it. Right in the middle of a war?
Zose accursed farmers, communist, all of them!

So, the Canadians are ducking out of this war.
BLOOD FLOWS FREELY, AND IT GIVES ME POWER, NOT EVEN LABRADOR PUPPIES CAN STOP ME NOW---

Ugh.
Zat vas frustrating.
Yeah.
Vait.
What?
Vhat happened to the Scottish divisions?
Oh! I almost forgot about them.

They aren't moving.
Not an inch?
Nuh-uh.

 

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And I just thought of something.
Vas?
What happens when Theodore Roosevelt comes into office?

Deeeee-lighted to be killing these sum-bitches for America and the Emperor!

 

[safferli]

A Battle-Mech-Teddy! Thunderpresidents are a-go! :rofl:

 

[MickastheGreat]

You should probably get a suit like that for Kaiser :rofl:

 

[coz1]

You should probably get a suit like that for Kaiser :rofl:

Agreed. We can't have Kaiser fall behind in the tech race.

 

[Murmurandus]

Good show lately...

 

[Brian Roastbeef]

After that, I don't know if I want to see Taft.

I wouldn't count on the USA too much after him though. All the Presidents from Wilson onward are by far comparative weaklings who couldn't frighten a puppy. No facial hair whatsoever.

 

[Davisx3m]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Alekeg]

I wouldn't count on the USA too much after him though. All the Presidents from Wilson onward are by far comparative weaklings who couldn't frighten a puppy. No facial hair whatsoever.

Speaking of wicked awesome facial hair, when's Bismark going to make an appearance?

 

[dublish]

Those American presidents are fricken hilarious. :rofl:

 

[Sarganto]

Sshnap! One of the best AARs ever!

 

[Alfred Packer]

This just keeps getting funnier (and stranger) I love Warhammer Teddy

 

[unmerged(84988)]

Funny as hell. Maybe I'll get Vicky!

 

[unmerged(83622)]

When reading this, I get the constant feeling that it's probably how it feels when you've eaten some odd mushrooms.

And I love it.

 

[Brian Roastbeef]

:rofl: This AAR is so good that its turned Morgan on to Vicky and Snugglie on to 'shrooms.

 

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Hey guys, sorry I've missed updating these past two days. I'm still working on a portfolio for a college summer program and studying for my ACTs.

I'll try to get an update tomorrow.

Here is some GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE to make it up to you.

 

[Murmurandus]

Indeed it looks like something a dog would eat...

 

[Lord Strange]

Sides collapsing from...toal collapse of lungs.. due to excessive laughter. MORE!

 

[unmerged(90994)]

Psychotic American Presidents! Wars with England against the world! (They actually did okay the first time.) And an update later today? Excellent.

Plus, caaaake!! Mgrumphllumble! [sound of stuffing cake into face] Delightful, as ever.