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Hey everyone, I'm just wondering: Would you guys like me to continue Kaiser capers after Victoria and open up a thread for a HoI2 Kaiser playthrough in the future?
I was thinking of either doing this or a *gasp* kinda serious AAR of another country.
By the way: Update is up and coming, will be up soon.
I was thinking of either doing this or a *gasp* kinda serious AAR of another country.
By the way: Update is up and coming, will be up soon.
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The War That is the Second to Last of Ending All Wars, Even Though We Know That's a Darned Lie
Since everyone is so keen on wars in this thread.
Let us start one!
Curse you Generic Tribal Leader 357295! Zis ist the last you breathe!
Oh funk me...
ZOSE CRUMPET LOVING JERKS!
Hey England! We have friends! Bet you don't have those, huh?
But... Our friends are pathetic.
History Narrator Guy: In History Books, this war would be known as the, 'Hey Guys, England's full of crap, let's get em.' War.
The Reich must hold her African holdings!
Ve just got zose!
France finally gets to use most of her army.
Not zat it vill help zem, ze panzies
Poor Spain!
Ha! France! I don't care if you're our allies, watching you get invaded ist fun!
The situation was bleak for the 'UK SUX' Alliance, England was moving through Spain and France, Reich colonies were being assaulted, and the Ukraine had no army. However, a beacon of hope came for them. The Ukraine (Seriously) had given them the one thing that could turn the war around.
HOLY CRAP
Who ist ze president?
Chester Alan Arthur.
Offer mein thanks to him.
In Washington, DC.
Mr. Arthur, we're very happy that you joined our side, what do you have to say to our alliance?
ME AND MY MUSTACHE ARE GONNA RUN THIS INTO THE GROUND, SON!
Since everyone is so keen on wars in this thread.
Let us start one!
Curse you Generic Tribal Leader 357295! Zis ist the last you breathe!
Oh funk me...
ZOSE CRUMPET LOVING JERKS!
Hey England! We have friends! Bet you don't have those, huh?
But... Our friends are pathetic.
History Narrator Guy: In History Books, this war would be known as the, 'Hey Guys, England's full of crap, let's get em.' War.
The Reich must hold her African holdings!
Ve just got zose!
France finally gets to use most of her army.
Not zat it vill help zem, ze panzies
Poor Spain!
Ha! France! I don't care if you're our allies, watching you get invaded ist fun!
The situation was bleak for the 'UK SUX' Alliance, England was moving through Spain and France, Reich colonies were being assaulted, and the Ukraine had no army. However, a beacon of hope came for them. The Ukraine (Seriously) had given them the one thing that could turn the war around.
HOLY CRAP
Who ist ze president?
Chester Alan Arthur.
Offer mein thanks to him.
In Washington, DC.
Mr. Arthur, we're very happy that you joined our side, what do you have to say to our alliance?
ME AND MY MUSTACHE ARE GONNA RUN THIS INTO THE GROUND, SON!
"OOOH! Chester A Arthur's neck exploded!"
"Oh, don't be so sentimental, mother. People explode every day."
*Subscribed*
"Oh, don't be so sentimental, mother. People explode every day."
*Subscribed*
Kaixxor said:
ME AND MY MUSTACHE ARE GONNA RUN THIS INTO THE GROUND, SON!
Ha! Keep going!
Yes! But, I think you should start a new game, not convert it over from Victoria. You should be the USSR in the Hoi2 one.
Kaixxor said:
I'd like to see more of Kaiser, either converted or a new game with Kaiser as Germany in HoI2 if you're too strong by 1936 to make for a fun WWII.
The Everyone Hates the English War
So uh.
Ve haft...
A new guy with us I guess?
HECK YEAH, LET'S AMERICANIZE THESE CRUMPET COMMIES.
Why are you shouting?
WHAT?!
Why are you shouting?!
SHOUTING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN YOUR SISSY TALKING, KRAUT BOY.
AMERICA WILL KEEP THIS WORLD SAFE FOR DEMOCRACY... BY TAKING IT OVER.
I think I may haft chosen ze wrong person to follow around.
Oh shut up Kaiser.
While the Americans ravage Canada our boys have to hold our last African territory.
And those brave Belgians have joined our side, they're sending troops to France!
Zis alliance ist rediculous! It involves everyone we conquer!
The Brits, in a fit of war frenzy, decide that Oranje should belong to England, and attack. This has far reaching affects, as Oranje's close allies Transvaal and Portugal immediately declare war on England afterward.
How many countries does that make it in the 'ENGLAND SUX' Alliance?
I dunno, 127? Alot of people hate the English.
Vell, you can't really blame them, can you?
Reich commanders are given control of Allied forces in South Africa, and immediately a counter attack is underway.
And the attacks stun the English.
However, zose silly Belgians are being destroyed!
Wow, their resistance took a beating.
It ist called a Belgian Dip.
Oh no, pop culture references? What has this AAR come to?!
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH AMERICA IN THIS POST.
Oh quiet you!
The North France forces quickly take back Belgian land, however, and the English forces are being bottled up in a few provinces.
SHOW THEM AMERICA!
Oh fine!
Here's America, they're doing good.
BETTER THAN YOU EURO-LOSERS.
I'm starting to hate this guy.
JA, BUT VE CAN SHOUT TOO.
HEY, STOP SHOUTING, YOU AREN'T AMERICAN.
NEIN, I AMT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
So uh.
Ve haft...
A new guy with us I guess?
HECK YEAH, LET'S AMERICANIZE THESE CRUMPET COMMIES.
Why are you shouting?
WHAT?!
Why are you shouting?!
SHOUTING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN YOUR SISSY TALKING, KRAUT BOY.
AMERICA WILL KEEP THIS WORLD SAFE FOR DEMOCRACY... BY TAKING IT OVER.
I think I may haft chosen ze wrong person to follow around.
Oh shut up Kaiser.
While the Americans ravage Canada our boys have to hold our last African territory.
And those brave Belgians have joined our side, they're sending troops to France!
Zis alliance ist rediculous! It involves everyone we conquer!
The Brits, in a fit of war frenzy, decide that Oranje should belong to England, and attack. This has far reaching affects, as Oranje's close allies Transvaal and Portugal immediately declare war on England afterward.
How many countries does that make it in the 'ENGLAND SUX' Alliance?
I dunno, 127? Alot of people hate the English.
Vell, you can't really blame them, can you?
Reich commanders are given control of Allied forces in South Africa, and immediately a counter attack is underway.
And the attacks stun the English.
However, zose silly Belgians are being destroyed!
Wow, their resistance took a beating.
It ist called a Belgian Dip.
Oh no, pop culture references? What has this AAR come to?!
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH AMERICA IN THIS POST.
Oh quiet you!
The North France forces quickly take back Belgian land, however, and the English forces are being bottled up in a few provinces.
SHOW THEM AMERICA!
Oh fine!
Here's America, they're doing good.
BETTER THAN YOU EURO-LOSERS.
I'm starting to hate this guy.
JA, BUT VE CAN SHOUT TOO.
HEY, STOP SHOUTING, YOU AREN'T AMERICAN.
NEIN, I AMT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
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So yeah, I don't know why but.... I've got a hankerin' to play the CS of A. I don't know why... But I'm talking in elipses... And I'm downloading VIP and the Southern Revolutions mods right now.
Someone help me, I don't want to start another AAR!
Someone help me, I don't want to start another AAR!
Kaixxor said:
DAMN RIGHT! ITS TRUE, YOU KNOW!
Kaixxor said:
WELL, THERE...excuse me... um, there have been a couple of CSA AARs out there. I'm not too familiar with all of them, but I recommend the one by Volga, if you want to check one out. It was completed a while back, so you might have to do a little digging to find it.
Of course, it depends on what Kaiser wants does it? Maybe the time travelling dog is urging you to give Jeff Davis a chance to do things right...
I admit, I was not expecting a shouting Chester Arthur to appear. It sounds like Kaiser has met his match. I wonder what a war between the two of them might be like?
A Modern Day Warrior
So, let's check on our allies...
Screwed?
Most definately.
THEY AREN'T AMERICAN.
SHUT UP, YOU SHWIEN!
The French haven't done much.
THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
YOUR MOTHER IST TO BE EXPECTED.
However, even though England's got the upper hand in Europe, they offer us a peace deal.
AMERICA!
The Reich has a shiny new province in South America.
Ve shult haft gotten more.
I thought you'd say that so I got you something...
You betrayed one of our allies just for me? You are to kind!
Luxemburg...
Ja...
Totally not trains.
Let's end zis sillyness.
So. Let's wait for five in game years.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
BREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. METAL.
BEGIN OPERATION: START THE SECOND 'EVERYONE HATES THE ENGLISH' WAR!
So yeah, short update. Not to much, we got about 40 years left in the game. But rest assured, some exciting stuff happens!
Also: Look what I did today!
(Note that's not The Reich in grey that's the CSA, sorry to get your hopes up)
So, let's check on our allies...
Screwed?
Most definately.
THEY AREN'T AMERICAN.
SHUT UP, YOU SHWIEN!
The French haven't done much.
THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
YOUR MOTHER IST TO BE EXPECTED.
However, even though England's got the upper hand in Europe, they offer us a peace deal.
AMERICA!
The Reich has a shiny new province in South America.
Ve shult haft gotten more.
I thought you'd say that so I got you something...
You betrayed one of our allies just for me? You are to kind!
Luxemburg...
Ja...
Totally not trains.
Let's end zis sillyness.
So. Let's wait for five in game years.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
BREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. METAL.
BEGIN OPERATION: START THE SECOND 'EVERYONE HATES THE ENGLISH' WAR!
So yeah, short update. Not to much, we got about 40 years left in the game. But rest assured, some exciting stuff happens!
Also: Look what I did today!
(Note that's not The Reich in grey that's the CSA, sorry to get your hopes up)
Kaixxor said:The Reich has a shiny new province in South America.
Ve shult haft gotten more.
I thought you'd say that so I got you something...
You betrayed one of our allies just for me? You are to kind!
Awwww... what a beautiful moment.
If you've got Chester A. Arthur on your side, you're in good shape...
Then again, with that Confederacy going, it sounds like Chester isn't beating his chest much anymore...
Good work!
Rensslaer
Then again, with that Confederacy going, it sounds like Chester isn't beating his chest much anymore...
Good work!
Rensslaer
