We AAR All Doomed! A Terribly Odd Prussia AAR.

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:Da da dum, hmm, I guess I'll play a new game of Victoria...

:Oh, hello, Kaiser, how are you? Are you going to watch me play Victoria?

: ...

: I wonder who I should play as?

: You shult play ast Germany!

: Oh god, I think this lack of sleep is messing with me...

Coming Soon: We AAR All Doomed, the journey of one man and his maniacal Corgi-German Sheppard Mix

DISCLAIMER:
Do not read if you are offended by any of these countries being insulted.

 

[coz1]

Dogs are always funny. Let's see where you go. Good luck to both you and your Corgi-German Sheppard Mix.

 

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Author Notes: Since I'm trying to cut down on images (for more gameplay fun) I'll be moving towards Italics for me and red text for Kaiser.

: Alrrrrrright! Let us rock zis! Now select Germany!

:Alright, Here ya go.

: .... Vas is this? Prussia?! Ist zis some joke?! It's like ze bastard son of Poland and Russia! Ze two things zat I vant to invade most!
: Prussia will form Germany, don't worry.

You lie you accursed communist-pig-robot!

Here we are, we're that lovely dark blue country with the grey flags.
Hmph! Zis territory ist to small. Luckily for you simpletons I haft created an elaborate and fool proof plan zat ist sure to succeed.

PART 1: INVADE EUROPE, ASIA, AND AFRICA

PART 2: INVADE EVERYTHING ELSE (except Texas)

: Jahaha! Soon zhe vurld vill know fear! Und I shall be... Emperor!
: Oh god...

 

[stnylan]

What on earth do you have against crumpets?

 

[CountArach]

Haha, that was hilarious.

 

[Ringelnatz]

This IS hilarious!

I have a funny feeling, that I have seen this style sometime around in the forum. Hmm, the mad Bavarian? Or the Bukhara story?

 

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I always wondered what would happen if a dog played Vicky, and I guess now I know.

great stuff so far.

 

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Best AAR ever!!!

 

[Atruejedi]

Awesome. Keep going

That bastard son line really got me, LOL!

 

[Davisx3m]

HAHAAHAH Keep up the good work :rofl:

 

[likk9922]

Wonderful start! I want to know where this is going. :rofl: :rofl:

 

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What on earth do you have against crumpets?

England must be invaded, und its crumpets devoured!

Best AAR ever!!!

Ja! Ve haft ze support of our people! Now ve vill be unstoppable!

Secure Horizons
Ok, Kaiser, it's time to get to the complicated part, we need to settle our nations economy.
Increase our education spending! It ist best if ve educate the new generation!

Wow, Kaiser, I'm not suprised by army spending, but education too?
Ja! Smart people make better bombs!
Of Course...

We've got our first big event, Kaiser, if we sign the treaty then the Netherlands will be angry at us and we will guarantee the independence of Belgium. If we don't then Belgium will just be angry with us.
Do ve permenantly guarantee independence?
I don't think so, why?
Just in case, you know, someone leads an army zere, you know.
Yeah.
I believe zat Prussia shall sign zis treaty!
Really? Why?
Ze Netherlands haft more territory to invade!

Ah! It is time that we choose our military doctrine, now you see Jominian tactics focused on---
I do not care! Choose Clausewitzian!
What? You do know this will affect our military for the next hundred years, right?
Und vat precedence would I set if I choose some Frenchie over a German?

O.K. So... We chose to support Belgium and German tactics, what next?
How about you look at ze guide on Paradoxian, you nancy?
Hey, this is what? My third game? Lay off!
Nien! I vill not accept imperfections in mien rule!
Ugh. The guy in the guide says we should attack Hanover, but I was thinking of---
INVASION!
No, Kaiser! Get away from the mouse!

DARN IT!

Oh CRAP!
JA! Ve vill get ze crumpets!

 

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Ja! Smart people make better bombs!
Of Course...

Lol! Great work mate, wanna see more of this.

 

[Jape]

No, Kaiser! Get away from the mouse!

DARN IT!

Oh CRAP!
JA! Ve vill get ze crumpets!

:rofl:

 

[likk9922]

Are you doomed? I hope not, but...

 

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Welp, just played quite a while, got lots of screenies. I think everyone will enjoy these updates. At this rate I think I'll be able to make daily updates for quite a while.

As for the next few updates? Allow me to say 'There will be blood, but not where you expect!'

Und Invasion!

 

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INVASION!
No, Kaiser! Get away from the mouse!

DARN IT!

Oh CRAP!
JA! Ve vill get ze crumpets!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Krepps]

Kaiser's actually quite good for a dog. :rofl:

Subscribed!

 

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Welp, just played quite a while, got lots of screenies. I think everyone will enjoy these updates. At this rate I think I'll be able to make daily updates for quite a while.

As for the next few updates? Allow me to say 'There will be blood, but not where you expect!'

Und Invasion!

Yeah, more uppdates!

 

[coz1]

Who knew a dog could play this game? Perhaps better than myself.