Update – Brutally Beaten By Bihar?!?
8/1471 To start off the update, we are hanging out waiting for another war with Ming. They have signed up few more ally buddies, so odds are good I won’t have to wait until the truce is over.
1/1472 Japan DOWs Ming. A bunch of alliances are broken, most notably with Japan. Looks like an opportunity to DOW Manchu and get a war with Korea and Ming. Korea took a province I want from Ming a while ago, so this is double goodness. I start moving armies into position.
7/1472 DOW on Manchu. This brings in Ming, Korea, Mongol Khanate, and Tibet. Yes, strange as it may seem Mongol Khanate is now on the same side as Ming in a war. Wonder how those war planning sessions are going?
9/1472 8 cores gained this month! In the green circle, my stack has Korea on the run. However, Mongol Khanate defeated the small stack I had put up against them.
10/1472 Another great naval battle between Japan and Ming. Hopefully they will both lose lots of ships. /popcorn
5/1473 Ming and Mongol Khanate are mostly occupied. Korea is under siege. Haven’t yet started on Manchu or Tibet. Naturally, we have lots and lots of rebels, including some painfully large pops (red circles).
In the green circle, Japan and Ming continue their naval battle
10/1473 Peace with Mongol Khanate for 75 ducats. They are now allied with Ming

, so don’t want to vassalize them.
Time to move a slider. One more step towards innovative and I am now done with that requirement for Westernization. Amazingly, I didn’t get a rebel pop for moving the slider…got a prestige hit instead.
12/1473 Trade Tech 6. One more level till QFTNW!
We now have temples built in every province, and the stab recovery rate is looking very good considering the size of the country. If I switched all investment from trade to stab, it would take 23 months to recover a stab point. However, if I also stopped minting and hired a couple decent stab advisors I could get the stab recovery rate down to 18 months. When you are looking at 25+ stab hits coming up real soon, this is a big deal.
Meanwhile, the huge sea battle between Japan and Ming has been going on for 14 months now. Ming has lost 34 galleys and 3 transports, while Japan has lost 19 galleys. It is great fun watching a cat fight.
3/1474 Peace with Ming for 1 province (their capital and COT location) plus giving up 33 cores. No luck on getting them to move their capital and got tired of waiting.
In the green box on the right we are working on a bunch more ships.
5/1474 White Peace with Manchu. They are allied with Ming, so don’t want them as a vassal just yet.
In the same month, peace with Korea for the 1 province I wanted. Sadly, it is not possible to get both that province and a new vassal.
6/1474 Peace with Tibet for 275 ducats and 2 cores. The happy kids’ club of vassals had managed to occupy 2 of Tibet’s territories with very little effort by me. Good job, guys!
I am now completely at peace. Looking around, I see that Bihar has 3 territories, good base tax, and a COT. Hmmmm….
12/1474 DOW on Ceylon, bringing in Bihar. As you can see in the green circle, Bihar was kind enough to give us military access to their country and we are taking full advantage. We didn’t park troops on top of theirs due to winter attrition levels.
With the DOW, three different rebel groups decide this is time to let me know how they feel about this latest war, and they are not happy.
1/1475 The glorious armies of Mighty Malacca march off to do war with Bihar’s puny stacks. This should be a complete pushover compared to Ming and Japan, right?
Spirits are high in the Malaccan high command at the thought of adding more juicy provinces and another COT to the ever-expanding empire. Off in the corner, one of the junior war planners worries a bit about tech differentials and unit upgrades, but the senior war planners really aren’t interested in listening to his story…
3/1475 I get utterly crushed by Bihar’s army. Whahuhhhh??? In the green box I have inflicted a lot more casualties, but in the red box I am getting owned on morale and am down to 1 regiment. In this battle Malacca had 11k of cavalry vs. Bihar’s 11k of cavalry plus 2k of infantry. I was defensive and have the better general by 3 shock points. The screenshot is of the day before I withdraw. Would certainly have been better to withdraw before the end of month in order to get the morale boost, but Someone did not notice it in time.
The general in charge blames the loss on bad luck. Of course, Someone was busy fighting rebels and wasn’t watching the dice rolls, so hard to tell if the general is telling the truth. Malacca’s senior war planners are most definitely not amused.
4/1475 After a nice long round of finger-pointing, one of the senior war planners remembers that a junior guy had raised questions about this war a few months ago. It seems that his comments had earned him a new posting on the Tibet frontier. Perhaps he should be retrieved and listened to more fully…
4/1475 Bihar’s troops move forward to attack. I have 2k of fresh troops headed north into the battlefield, 4k of fresh troops from a vassal, and will have 2 months of morale recovery by the time the enemy arrives. We should be in good shape, right? Will time my reserves to arrive on battlefield the same day as his troops, since don’t want him scared away.
5/1475 The battle starts. He will suffer a lot more casualties, but may win the battle since my guys are at 2/3 morale. He will also suffer a lot more attrition since we are on vassal land.
Bihar retreats after 5 days. This was unexpected, since he had lots of morale left. Naturally, the Malaccan generals are elated and claim that we won through superior tactics and leadership. Will now be chasing and trying to re-engage. Attrition will likely be the biggest killer of troops, so I switch generals to one that has low shock but much better maneuver.
8/1475 The junior war planner guy finally arrives at Malaccan war planning HQ. They escort him into a big conference room and give him a seat at the head of the table. It seems all the senior war planners are now quite interested in what he has to say.
Here we have the pride of the army, our Archer Cavalry. Loud cheers fill the room. Our brave men have skills in both offensive and defensive shock (1 and 1) plus skills in offensive morale (1).
And here we have Bihar’s main troops, the Hill Fighter Cavalry. Lots of boos this time. These heinous infidels do not have any offensive shock, but they have defensive shock of 2. They also have considerable morale strength, with offensive skill of 1 and defensive skill of 2. So unfortunately their cavalry has significant advantages in morale.
Land Tech is also a bit of an issue. As you know, the glorious land of Malacca has achieved Land Tech 3. Meanwhile, the worthless infidels of Bihar have somehow acquired (or stolen perhaps) Land Tech 5. We are not sure just how high of a Land Tech may exist in the world, but we do know that the nation of Kazakh has Land Tech 8.
(Well actually I sneaked a peek by loading up as France, and the Europeans have Land Tech between 9 and 11 right now).
…Lots of silence among the senior war planners. The general in charge of the fighting immediately rises to give the junior war planner a standing ovation. It seems that there had been a lot of talk recently about heads on platters, and this particular general really likes his head the way it is.
3/1476 Meanwhile on the front lines, we danced around for quite a while and finally got a position we wanted for another battle. We are defending, have a good stack of troops with full morale, and are facing a seriously depleted Bihar army.
And once again we go down the tubes due to morale loss. My troops in the green circle will not arrive in time, so will be retreating before month-end. As you can see, the die rolls weren’t exactly favoring me either.
So, I’m getting schooled by a 3-province minor due to tech group differential. I have a bunch of troops headed to Bihar, so can eventually bury them under bodies. However, this little war will mark the end of my Indian adventures for now. Persia has been advancing steadily into Western India, and it would be a really bad idea for me to share a land border with them. As much as I would like a Delhi sandwich, will have to pass for now.