Was hit the earth by the "Deluge Colossus Weapon"

[Stein14]

Attention a thread that is not meant to be very serious.

It is written that "As you could see in the trailer, the Deluge Colossus Weapon can be unleashed to create a watery grave for your enemies!"

And now I ask has Earth been the victim of such an attack in the past? If you look at the Bible, you read that the earth was flooded, but Noah, who had been warned by God, built an ark and saved 2 of every kind.

Now my theories

Theory 1
God who warned Noah was an alien who knew what was going to happen and to save humanity he warned Noah so that he could build the ark and save humanity.

Theory 2
Noah himself was an alien and the ark was a spaceship and only in tradition the spaceship became a normal ship. Known today as the Ark.

 

[MathyM]

Yeah mate, we angered Him because we accepted the 1 Food trade offer from that other guy and then he just declared on us without CB, colossued our planet, refused to elaborate, and left.

 

[Cat_Fuzz]

There’s an aquatic fallen empire we need to have words with...

 

[Ch4rybde]

Disclaimer : it is a joke
Neo Testement (write by Zarqlan in 2450) : God is a gestalt fallen empire whose drone are called "angel". He like a lot to mess with primitives using his psionic powers and his deluge collosus, especialy those who are not spiritualist enough.

So regarding the current ethical shift in our society we should watch over our future more carefully.

 

[MathyM]

Disclaimer : it is a joke
Neo Testement (write by Zarqlan in 2450) : God is a gestalt fallen empire whose drone are called "angel". He like a lot to mess with primitives using his psionic powers and his deluge collosus, especialy those who are not spiritualist enough.

Those that are spiritualist are still commanded to sacrifice their own offspring, only to be stopped at the last moment by a "jk" from their machine overlord.

 

[klingonadmiral]

Spiritualist Deluge Colossus Name: Ark This

 

[MathyM]

Spiritualist Deluge Colossus Name: Ark This

This better be named "Arca com as conseqüências" in the PT-BR localization.

 

[Empire of Terra Nova]

why would he save mosquitos, birds (how i hate these loud house sparrows... they're screaming from dawn till dusk as if someone is killing them) and all other sorts of pest that has to be controlled?

 

[Ultimuh]

There’s an aquatic fallen empire we need to have words with...

You should start with the dolphins, they are apparently the second most intelligent species here on Earth.