Urgent Assistance Required - Kingdom Of Sweden
Check out this e-mail I received recently:
Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 03:38:01 +0100 (BST)
From: Johan Andersson <johan@tee.hee.hee>
Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED - KINGDOM OF SWEDEN
Stockholm, KONUNGARIKET SVERIGE (KINGDOM OF SWEDEN)
27/09/02
Dear friend,
This is a HOI 2 Beta in context but actually an appeal soliciting for your unreserved assistance in consummating an urgent BETA TESTrequiring maximum confidence. Though this approach appears glorious, I can assure you that whatever questions you would need to ask or any other thing you will need to know regarding this HOI 2 BETA TEST will be adequately answered to give you a clearer understanding of it, so as to arrive at a successful conclusion.
My name is Mr. Johan Andersson, Chief Beta Officer (CBO), Paradox Entertainment, SWEDEN. On December 6, 1999, a Foreign consultant/contractor with the SWEDEN Electoral Commission, Mr Patrick, made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at 50 HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS in my branch.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, I sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the SWEDEN Electoral Commission , that Mr. Patrick died from an accident involving HOI 2 BETA.
On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a will, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Patrick did not declare any next
of kin or relations in all his official papers, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in our Bank. All 50 of the late Mr. Patrick's HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS are safely kept in our vault.
From past experiences, I know that no one will ever come forward to claim the deceased HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS. According to SWEDISH Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS will be Unclaimable and revert to the ownership of the SWEDISH Government if nobody applies to claim the accounts. In order to avert this negative development, I in conjunction with a colleague (the Chief Operating Officer in the HOI 1.06b) now seek your permission to allow my attorney do a backdated CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP/REASSIGNMENT OF CREDIT of stated HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS from the "deceased" to your name, so that the HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS would be released to you as the new owner (on behalf of me and my colleague).
We are writing you because, as public servants , we cannot operate a foreign beta test accounts. Consequently, I will present you as the owner of the HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS in the offshore beta test account bank in europe so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately your: favorite middle-earth character, and favorite color, so that my Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in place as the new owner of the HOI 2 BETA TEST ACCOUNTS. The accounts will then be released to your custody by the offshore bank,for us to share in the ratio of 75% for us and 25% for you.
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and my confidential phone number for
further explanation that will help you understand the transaction.
No doubt this HOI 2 Beta will make you apprehensive, please we imploy you to observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because we shall require your assistance to invest our share in your country.(Buying of properties like EUROPA UNIVERALIS, EUII, VICTORIA, CRUSADER KINGS, etc) This is why your urgent action and response is of priority to enable us conclude this transaction in a timely and professional manner. Awaiting your urgent reply via my email.
Thanks and regards.
Mr. Johan Andersson
Chief Beta Officer (CCO)
Paradox Entertainment
Stockholm, KONUNGARIKET SVERIGE (KINGDOM OF SWEDEN)