A True World War
When last we left our hero, an ultimatum was about to be delivered to the Spaniards in Zacatecas. It was, of course, rejected on 20 Mar. Austria, Tuscany, the Knights, and the Inca joined Spain, while China, Portugal, Russia, and our new vassal

Sweden joined our cause. Without missing a beat, Tuscany quit on the 21st, Austria following suit on the 22nd. Spain tried offering a truce on the 24th, but we weren't having it. (the first half of this war reads almost like a day book)
On the 28th, Moldavia as well as Genoa with France declared war. All our allies in the first, while Russia sat out the latter; we immediately invited them back in. An undefended Chihuahua fell to our cav on 2 Apr. Lorraine declared on the 5th, while on the 8th the Knights sent two envoys to offer a truce. Venice declared on the 15th, Grenada TND. Undefended Pastaza and Mazatlan fell on the 17th and 19th respectively. Baden declared on th 26th, Persia TND, Savoy with the Papacy on the 29th, and Sibir TND.
The Spanish rebels in Sacramento capitulated on 2 May. TND we accepted a truce from the Papacy while declining Spain's offer of Canuma. Wichita fell TND, and TND we accepted Moldavia's, but not Genoa's, offer of a white peace. Cyrenaica declared on the 18th, and on the 21st a Spanish army of 0/0/0 retreated into Sahara. We accepted truces from Venice and Grenada on the 22nd and 23rd respectively.
More offers came in early Jun: we accepted those from Baden and Savoy on the 1st, as well as Lorraine's on the 4th. On that latter date we rejected Persia's truce and Spain's offer of Chihuahua. Kars fell on the 7th and Kustanai on the 10th. TND we turned down Sibir's truce. TND Matagorda fell, Hamad on the 19th. Arkansas fell to a patient seige on the 21st, Flanders to assault TND. TND we accepted Cyrenaica's white peace.
Nehalem fell on the 27th, Isfahan on 2 Jul. TND we rejected France's proffered truce while Russia wasted a diplomat to arrange a white peace with Spain. The last repeated their rejectable offer on th 5th, but TND a humbled Madrid accepted our demand for Sacremento and Arkansas, while Pesia ceded Hamad and Kars.
On the 12th we turned away envoys from both Sibir and Genoa carrying truce offers. Tenghiz fell on the 19th, while Rio Grande followed suit on the 26th. We also founded a trade post at Mirim this month. Then began the second half of this BB war, where the declarations came one at a time. Poland declared on the 29th, and this time we called upon our allies, as we're willing to see Russia grow at someone else's expense.
In Aug Mindoro became a city while another trade post, at Canuma, further expanded the Dominion of Amazonia. A French assault on Bearn faded to nothing on the 15th, and TND we again rejected Genoa's offer. We also rejected France's offer of Kitimat on teh 23rd; we want two provinces, whether cities in northern Mexico or trade posts along the Salmon Coast.
Orsk fell on 1 Sep, and TND Sibir tried avoiding their fate by offering Kustanai and Tenghiz. On the 8th Portugal offered Genoa a white peace, while we again ignored the latter's offer on the 17th. Podlasia fell on the 21st, and on 1 Oct we captured Coahuilha while Welikia fell to Russia. On the 3rd we rejected Poland's offer of Podlasia; we don't want any provinces for ourselves, but hope to gain two for Russia. On the 5th we turned down Sibir's offer of Kustanai, but accepted France's of Kitimat and Nanaimo. Now that we had what we wanted from France, we could accept Genoa's truce on the 18th. We completed our control of the Salmon Coast with the founding of a colony at Olympia.
Warsaw fell on Oct 27, Irgiz on 6 Nov. Also in Nov we founded a trade post at El Paso. Morocco declared war on 12 Dec, and all our allies joined in. That same day, with only their capital left to them, Sibir upped their offer to Irgiz, Kustanai, and Tenghiz. They would repeat this offer on 23 Jan 1773 with their capital under assault, while Morocco tried that same day to back out of their war. When Kurgan fell on the 29th, though, we annexed the entire country.
In Feb we founded a colony at Karaganda. On 23 Mar we demand indemnities of Poland, and that they cede Welikia and Polotsk to Russia; it's an offer they can live with. And the Russians are so impressed with our peace making, they nearly view us a gods on Earth. TND Morocco repeated their request for a truce, and TND Catalunya was joined by France in declaring war on us.
In Apr we expanded Amazonia with another trade post, this time at Taqari. Toubkal fell on the 23rd, and TND Russia

confused: what is it with their diplomats

) offered Morocco a white peace. Then, on 1 May, Astrakhan is joined by the Golden Horde in declaring war. The Mameluks commit suicide on 21 Jun, declaring war on us (they're down to 2 cities in Egypt and a TP in southern Africa right next to England's possessions).
Fez fell on 24 Jun, and Morocco ceased to exist. On the 30th, after losing one army and having another two break, Astrakhan offered an acceptable truce. We offered our own to Catalunya that same day, and they accepted. The Mameluk TP at Camara fell on 21 Aug to our cav which had waited in Table for nearly a decade for this opportunity. Cairo fell on 7 Sep, and when Delta fell on 2 Oct it was all over.
"And there was much rejoicing"
-Pat
15 declarations against me, 23 opponents (not counting France twice), and I used 7 diplomats (1 to start it all, 1 to bring Russia back in, and 5 for peace offers)