Hello all!
This is just a mini dev diary detailing a few new things in VIET Event's upcoming version, since it will be more substantial than usual. Just a little window into the depths of insanity you call a HIP modder. For those of you hoping for more information on the Immersion revamp, I also have a little preview for that below, but we will give you more detailed information at a later time when we've done more work.
Anyways, onto the main topic. A lot of us have played as Messalians or Zoroastrians. Do we play them because they are underdogs? Do we play as Messalians because we like the gender equality or the worship of Satan? Do we play as Zoroastrians to restore the glory of the ancient Persian Empire by driving out the Muslims for the glory of Ahura Mazda?
Of course not.
We play them for the incest.
Sadly, vanilla CKII doesn't give us much immersion when it comes to some good ol' sibling love. Hopefully, with the next VIET update, that will change, as I will add in over fifty-two new events dealing with (mainly brother-sister) incest, allowing you to experience the many aspects of incest. Yes, you read that right, over fifty-two events. That's more events than PI gave to all the non-Norse pagans combined. These events range from...
Of course, there's more to incest than just some good old tumbling. Otherwise, the events would eventually turn into softcore porn. So I did my research, read up on some history and religious scripture, and so on, to ensure some variety when it comes to the incestuous events. These include events that deal with things like...
Speaking of ziji, big round of applause to the fellow for challenging me to come up with 50 incest-themed flavor events. I had to accept his challenge out of pride and honor, so here we are.
Anyhow, the next update won't just have some incestuous events, for those of you who have been deluded by the lies of Angra Mainyu and aren't interested in boning your siblings. I have heard some of your complaints about how baklava seems everywhere. In a way, I agree. There's plenty of delicious food out there, so we shouldn't let baklava monopolize things - therefore, I'll throw in twenty hummus-flavored events.
There's also ten events about male/female gaze and eye candy or something relatively boring compared to hummus and incest, bringing the grand total of new events to 82 for the next update. This makes this update officially the biggest update for VIET Events ever.
Lastly, I want to show a couple of screenshots detailing the progress Ordep and I have made on VIET Immersion. We've just started adding in some of the themed updates into our dev build. For instance, here is the ERE meeting an early death in a test game I've run with the Turkish empire, which VIETerans may recall I added as a feature in the Turkish themed update.
However, although we are devolving and removing things, we are still going to add in a few new things here and there. For instance, there is a random event where rulers of the Turkish Empire can “promote” a lesser concubine (or, in game terms, get a new spouse). She will often be of one of the ethnic minorities found in the historical Ottoman Empire, such as the Greeks or the Georgians, or one of the peoples who were targets for slave raids by the Ottomans and their allies, such as the Slavs or the Irish.
Alright, that's it for now! We hope you enjoyed my shameless self-promoting presentation here, and we encourage you to try another wonderful Zoroastrian the Messalian game, to spread truth and righteousness through the world, and defeat all the incest-hating, deluded, evil, demon-worshipping barbarians out there.
Also, remember to brush your teeth every day or have someone close to you do it for you.
This is just a mini dev diary detailing a few new things in VIET Event's upcoming version, since it will be more substantial than usual. Just a little window into the depths of insanity you call a HIP modder. For those of you hoping for more information on the Immersion revamp, I also have a little preview for that below, but we will give you more detailed information at a later time when we've done more work.
Anyways, onto the main topic. A lot of us have played as Messalians or Zoroastrians. Do we play them because they are underdogs? Do we play as Messalians because we like the gender equality or the worship of Satan? Do we play as Zoroastrians to restore the glory of the ancient Persian Empire by driving out the Muslims for the glory of Ahura Mazda?
Of course not.
We play them for the incest.
Sadly, vanilla CKII doesn't give us much immersion when it comes to some good ol' sibling love. Hopefully, with the next VIET update, that will change, as I will add in over fifty-two new events dealing with (mainly brother-sister) incest, allowing you to experience the many aspects of incest. Yes, you read that right, over fifty-two events. That's more events than PI gave to all the non-Norse pagans combined. These events range from...
The initial confusion that love brings
To the beginnings of a deeper relationship
To dealing with narrow-minded bigots who look down on your relationship
To the beginnings of a deeper relationship
To dealing with narrow-minded bigots who look down on your relationship
Of course, there's more to incest than just some good old tumbling. Otherwise, the events would eventually turn into softcore porn. So I did my research, read up on some history and religious scripture, and so on, to ensure some variety when it comes to the incestuous events. These include events that deal with things like...
Legal debates
And demon exorcism through incest
(as I've told Ziji, in Zoroastrian scripture it is said that committing incest can fucking kill demons.It's perfect hentai material. Can't explain that!)
And demon exorcism through incest
(as I've told Ziji, in Zoroastrian scripture it is said that committing incest can fucking kill demons.
Speaking of ziji, big round of applause to the fellow for challenging me to come up with 50 incest-themed flavor events. I had to accept his challenge out of pride and honor, so here we are.
Anyhow, the next update won't just have some incestuous events, for those of you who have been deluded by the lies of Angra Mainyu and aren't interested in boning your siblings. I have heard some of your complaints about how baklava seems everywhere. In a way, I agree. There's plenty of delicious food out there, so we shouldn't let baklava monopolize things - therefore, I'll throw in twenty hummus-flavored events.
There's also ten events about male/female gaze and eye candy or something relatively boring compared to hummus and incest, bringing the grand total of new events to 82 for the next update. This makes this update officially the biggest update for VIET Events ever.
Lastly, I want to show a couple of screenshots detailing the progress Ordep and I have made on VIET Immersion. We've just started adding in some of the themed updates into our dev build. For instance, here is the ERE meeting an early death in a test game I've run with the Turkish empire, which VIETerans may recall I added as a feature in the Turkish themed update.
However, although we are devolving and removing things, we are still going to add in a few new things here and there. For instance, there is a random event where rulers of the Turkish Empire can “promote” a lesser concubine (or, in game terms, get a new spouse). She will often be of one of the ethnic minorities found in the historical Ottoman Empire, such as the Greeks or the Georgians, or one of the peoples who were targets for slave raids by the Ottomans and their allies, such as the Slavs or the Irish.
Alright, that's it for now! We hope you enjoyed my shameless self-promoting presentation here, and we encourage you to try another wonderful Zoroastrian the Messalian game, to spread truth and righteousness through the world, and defeat all the incest-hating, deluded, evil, demon-worshipping barbarians out there.
Also, remember to brush your teeth every day or have someone close to you do it for you.
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