Too easy
"Am I still the king?" Glenn asked.
"Nope" the royal guard replied.
"Why not?" Glenn asked.
"'Cause your mom wants to be the king now" the royal guard replied.
"I'm the king!" Glenn's mom, Ripplestumpskins, yelled.
"How's that possible?" Glenn asked.
"Well, you see..." the royal guard began whispering things in Glenn's ear. His eyes went wide with horror as he screamed.
"I'm sorry Glenn" the royal guard said and began to walk away dramatically.
Glenn stabbed the royal guard for scarring his mind for life.
"Anyway, let's kill the Belgians!" the new King of the Netherlands shouted to a cheering audiance.
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"State your name and purpose" the royal guard said as he pointed to the man in the cloak.
"I'm the Belgian diplomat, and I have an offer the Belgians can't refuse" the strange man said in a hoarse voice.
"Come on in!" the royal guard said with a grin, opening the gate.
"Oh trust me, I will" the strange man said, waiting there.
"Alright then, come on in!" the guard said.
"Hold on, I'll come in when I'm ready" the strange man said, just sitting there.
"I suggest you hurry!" the guard said, his grin faltering.
"Oh trust me, I will" the strange man said.
"Fine, screw this!" the guard yelled and slammed the gate shut.
"I was going to come in and offer to the Netherlands that Belgium become part of their great empire, but fine, that works too" the Belgian diplomat said, turning and preparing to leave.
"Wait!" the guard said and opened the gate. "You can come in! I'm sorry!"
"I don't know if I want to come in now, I mean, you were kinda rude" the strange man said.
"Please?" the guard asked with pleading eyes.
"Fine" the strange man said and walked in.
(with King Ripplestumpskins and Glenn)
"Sire! A strange man from Belgium wants to see you!" a royal guard yelled.
"Let him in! Don't be rude!" King Ripplestumpskins yelled.
"I offer you all of belgium. We wish to be annexed" the strange Belgian said.
"That's impossible! You can't annex a civilized country unless they only have three provinces!" Glenn yelled.
"Don't be so rude!" King Ripplestumpskins said, hitting Glenn over the head with a frying pan. This knocked him out cold.
"He's right. I'm not here to offer anything. I'm here to kill you!" the strange belgian said, pulling out a gun.
"Well I hardly think it's time for that! Let's sit down to a cup of tea and discuss this!" King Ripplestumpskins said. "Guards! Bring us a table and some tea!"
The guards walked in, ignored the man with the gun pointed at King Ripplestumpskins, and gave them a table and some tea. They then got two chairs and left. King Ripplestumpskins and the strange Belgian sat down.
"Now, how do you propose this "killing me" as you call it?" King Ripplestumpskins asked.
"I plan on shooting you in the face and running away" the strange man said.
"That won't ever work. You don't shoot a royal person in the face, you shoot them in the heart. If you shoot them in the face then they can't look fashonable at their funeral!" King Ripplestumpskins said.
"Right, well, fine, I'll shoot you in the heart!" the strange man said.
"Also, you shouldn't just plan on running. You'd get caught and hanged. You should try something more elaborate! Why don't you try going out the window?" King Ripplestumpskins asked.
"FINE! Just shut up and let me kill you!" the strange Belgian shouted and shot King Ripplestumpskins in the heart. He started running when King Ripplestumpskins stopped him.
"You have to let me get out my dramatic death speech first, here it goes. I always loved you. Please don't ever let the good times die within your heart" King Ripplestumpskins said, and then died.
The Belgian guy jumped out the window, sadly, he was on the fourth floor of a mansion. The Belgian guy splatted into the ground with a sickening crunch noise.
Glenn then woke up to see his dead mother lying on the ground.
"Yay! I can be King again!" Glenn shouted.
"Nope, because I married her about a year ago!" King Frost, the King of the Belgians, said.
"Well, if you're the King of the Belgians then why are we at war with Belgium?" Glenn asked.
"We were having a fight over the finances, and decided to settle it with a war." King Frost said.
"Well now what's going to happen?" Glenn asked.
"I'll just watch the generals of both armies duke it out and see who wins. It should be fun!" King Frost shouted.
"Whatever, as long as I get to be King before I die..." Glenn said, walking out of the room sadly.
"The Netherlands are going to win!" Glenn shouted with joy.
"Yay!" King Frost said, seeing this as a chance to unify the lowlands.
"I want this, this, this, and this, plus this, and these!" King Frost shouted while pointing to a map of the Netherlands and Belgium. He was yelling at King Frost of Belgium, trying to get him to give in.
"Well screw that! Belgium will not give in to such tyranny! You can only have this, this, and these!" King Frost shotued back.
"The Netherlands has crushed you! We have the right to whatever we want! You should be happy we asked for so little! Now give us this, this, and this, plus this, and these, and this too!" King Frost yelled.
"You added something!" King Frost yelled.
"Well we deserve an added something!" King Frost yelled.
"You know what, fine! Screw it! You can have this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this! But Belgium will keep control of it's factories!" King Frost yelled.
"Fine!" King Frost yelled.
"FINE!" King Frost yelled.
"FINE!" King Frost yelled.
King Frost came out of the conferance room with a smile on his face.
"What is the diplomatic situation?" the diplomat from the Netharlands asked.
"We got them right where we want them!" King Frost yelled.
"Yay!" the Dutch diplomat yelled.
And that is the new map and if you'd look on the last picture that's how much war indemnities we get... not all that much, but at least it's something!
(sorry for lack of updates...)