With all the rebelions going on in his empire, and the lack of a good economy or industry. Along with the general incompetance of his army. Ex-ex-King Glenn was sent to an elementary school in Sweeden to learn how to be a king. He was forced to make someone a leader in his absence, so he chose Khan Gengis, his leading general.
"Now maybe we can get something done in this country... you Mongolians are ruthless, but at least you get the job done!" one general said.
"You're a racist!" one Vietnamese man who happened to be in the room at this time screamed and ran off to tell all his friends.
"Great... more rebels..." Khan said and started crying.
(With the rebelious people)
"Alright men! They haven't captured the place, so they haven't dug in! We have more men! They're cavalry and we're infantry! They're rebels and we're a trained army!" The general screamed listing all the reasons why they should win.
"Stop that!" one soldier cried.
"Stop what? Why!?" the general screamed.
"You're putting pressure on me! I do terrible when people put pressure on me!" the soldier cried.
This soldier was shot for his incompetance.
"Grow a set you pansies!" the general yelled as his men started whispering around the camp telling everybody about how the general was a meanie.
(days later)
"CHARGE!" the general screamed to his men.
"Nuh uh!" the men all replied.
"What is it now?" the general sighed.
"You're a big meanie and we dont want to die for you!" the soldiers all said sticking their tounges out at him.
With this the general lost it and started shooting like crazy at his own men. It took 25 men and a horse to subdue the general. He was later shot for his incompetance.
"We're scared!" the soldiers all cried as they huddled together behind a rock.
"Yeah... We lost our leadership and don't know what to do!" some other soldiers cried huddled behind a tree.
This was the general situation of the battle in Cambodia. Despite the fact that they had the manpower to win, those men were all scared and half of them refused to even shoot at the Vietnamese in an attempt to not look racist.
(South of the battle)
"Sir! The soldiers up North are all pathetic! We need to save them!" one soldier said marching into the general's office.
"Why did you march into my office!? Why did you not just run instead!?" the general asked in anger.
"Well... I... um..." the soldier mumbled.
"How much time could you have saved if you would have just ran in instead!?" the general screamed.
"Maybe a couple of seconds or so... not much really..." the soldier said.
"You would waste seconds of time in a situation as dire as this!? You are useless!" the general screamed and shot the soldier for his incompetance. The general then walked out to his men.
"Today! We march on Cambodja!" the general yelled as his men all cheered. They then realized what their general had said and started to cry.
"We're really scared!" the soldiers yelled.
"We've arrived men!" the southern general yelled.
The soldiers were celebrating until they noticed that there were enemies in Cambodja. They all cried.
(Somewhere in Gooty)
"Who named this place?" asked Shtubenshtickersharfenshtorg Bootyboy, a laborer.
"Who named you? Yo mama?" another laborer laughed.
"Actually, my mom DID name me!" Grabber yelled.
"Oh..." the laborer said as they continued to work on their coaling station in silence.
"Khan! There aren't any more rebels in Vietnam!" a royal guard yelled running into Khan's throne room as he was admiring it.
"Good..." Khan said as he turned to see who said this. "Oh my God! Why do you look so fruity!? What are you wearing!?"
"I'm a royal guard sir, they make us wear this" the royal guard said.
"Well I don't like it! Guards! Take this man away!" Khan yelled as regular guards ran to take the royal guard away.
"Get your hands off me! I'm a royal guard! I'm above you!" the royal guard yelled as the guards began to swarm him.
"They're trying to replace us men! Charge!!!" the leader of the royal guards yelled as he and his men all ran forward with their swords at the regular guards. They were shot by the guards' guns.
"Why do you only have swords?" Khan asked the leader of the royal guards as he lay on the ground in pain.
"They thought it would look cooler" the leader of the royal guards said.
"What's your name?" Khan asked.
"Howitzer Cannon" the leader said.
"'K" Khan said and shot Howitzer for his incompetance.
"Rebels..." a soldier said bored walking into the general's office.
"You know what to do..." the general said as he packed his things and got ready to march.
The soldier didn't know what to do, and so he just went to the pool and went swimming.
Minutes later the general walked out of his office prepared to march, none of his men were ready to march though.
"Why are you not ready to march?" the general asked.
"You never told us!" the soldiers replied.
"Where's the soldier that told me about the rebelion!?" the general asked. This soldier shyly walked forward.
"I need to make an example of you, but new laws have been put in place and so I can't shoot you anymore, so you get this instead!" the general yelled and slapped the soldier on the wrist. All the other soldiers screamed in horror.
"I'm calling the ACLU about this crime!" one soldier shouted.
"You can't! We live in the Netherlands! There is no ACLU here!" the general laughed with a typical villains laugh. Thunder struck in the background, killing a few natives.
"Racist!" the other natives yelled pointing at the sky.
"Khan! The Javans are rebelling!" a guard yelled running in to the throne room.
"Why!? What did we ever do there!?" Khan asked.
"That's just it! They're sick of our lack of ability to do anything to improve their current situation!" the guard yelled.
"Fine... kill the rebels..." Khan said.
"Which ones, the Belgians, Vietnamese, or Javans?" the guard asked.
This guard was shot for his incompetance.
29 people shot for their incompetance this time...
Dont worry... I'm getting better at this game and will soon be able to do something competant...
or maybe that should be why you're worried...