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Chapter 13
Rhaekar

“Agents report that the Hightowers have withdrawn to their desmense,” Larys continued. “They seem to have taken the army’s distraction with the recent war and have fled west to lick their wounds. The good news is that it is highly unlikely they will renew their offensive.”

“Cowardly idiots,” muttered Hugh. He drummed his fingers on the armrest of the Iron Throne. Somehow, his fingers missed every one of the blades as they tapped the hard surface. “They could march on King’s Landing just as I did. I had less troops than they, and I took it by force.”

They do not have dragons, Rhaekar thought.

“What is our plan of action, your majesty?” asked Lord Addam Velaryon, the Iron Throne’s master-at-arms.

“Plan of action? I intend to march on Oldtown and put the entire city to the torch,” Hugh declared. “The Hammer shall fall upon the Citadel and knock it to the ground! The Hammer shall fall upon the Starry Sept and obliterate it from the face of Westeros!”

Rhaekar blinked. He had remained quiet for much of the meeting, but decided here to finally speak up. “Your majesty, have you forgotten that the High Septon was loyal to you? He is currently under house arrest by the Hightowers.”

Ronnet Rambton, the Septon of Sharp Point, spoke up as well. “I must agree with Lord Rhaekar, your majesty. It would be unwise to cause his eminence to suffer the same fate as traitors. He has risked his life to show the faithful’s loyalty to the throne.”

Hugh snorted. “Do I look like I give any of the Seven Hells for any of that? The Hightowers expect me to show mercy on account of how old their city is. Well, they shall receive none!”

It was Addam Velaryon who stepped forward now. “I must echo the concerns of Lord Rhaekar and Septon Ronnet, your majesty. We are already trying to quell enough feelings of rebellion as it is. If you place the smallfolk of Oldtown to the torch, and the High Sept with them, you will be encouraging more lords to rise up against you. Most of the Crownlands, the entire Reach, the North, and even the Vale might raise their banners to avenge the Hightowers and High Sept.”

Hugh snarled at his master-at-arms. “Silence, you fool. I fed one of your kinsmen to my dragons rather than let him hang in the Dragon Forest. Do you wish to suffer either fate? If any lords want to raise their banners, they too shall suffer the same fate. I will ignite all of the six kingdoms on fire if it will mean peace. Let that slut in the Vale rise against me! The Targaryens showed her ancestors that dragons can reach that high castle of theirs. Let the Reach rise against me! Their green fields shall be basked in flames yet again. And the North? Once they see the power I possess, the wolf shall cower to his knees for the second time in history.” The king spat, the fluid dropping on the cold ground before him. “That is what the throne says to all who oppose it! That is what the Hammer says to any foolish nails that stick up from the wood!”

Rhaekar and Larys exchanged glances. It only lasted a second before each man returned their gaze to the king. Addam Velaryon’s pale face was turning a hue of red, but somehow he kept his mouth shut. Hugh seemed to take notice of it, for he laughed and added, “What say you, Lord Addam? Something smart? Need I beat you into a pulp as I did outside the gates of King’s Landing, when you aimed to subdue my rebellion?”

Lord Addam turned his gaze away. Septon Ronnet and Grand Maester Orwyle likewise turned their heads away, a sad expression on both their faces.

Hugh grinned wide. His mustache, which had grown more unkempt the past few days, spread out its hairs like the wings of a dragon. “Ah, no more complaints? Good. Then we leave in a few days. Unicorn Prince, prepare your men.”

With that, the small council was dismissed. Rhaekar left with Larys, the two men stepping towards the castle sept. Neither one spoke as they walked. Rhaekar had plenty on his mind, but sensed that Larys did as well, and was holding his tongue. Once they were in the sept, and it was clear no one else was, Rhaekar at last spoke:

“The man is insane.”

“That he is.” Larys folded his hands together and gazed forward, at the altar.

Rhaekar sighed. “What worries me is not what he says before the small council, but the fact that I cannot believe he is bluffing. He truly believes in what he says, and intends to carry it out.”

“That he will. If the Dragon Forest is any hint, his cruelty will cause Westeros to be covered in blood from Dorne to the Wall. I would honestly be surprised if some of us are not hung by the month’s end.”

Rhaekar was well aware of the danger. King Hugh had asked that morning when his wife was coming to King’s Landing, and Rhaekar reminded him that she was still recovering from her pregnancy, and Maester Albar suggested she remain in Duskendale for the time being. The king gave strong disagreement with that, forcing Rhaekar to send a raven to Duskendale, asking Albar for an immediate diagnosis. Albar whipped up a fake one, repeating what Rhaekar had suggested. That seemed to satisfy the king. For now.

“He must be stopped,” Rhaekar whispered, “before any more blood is spilled.”

“That will probably happen very soon.” Rhaekar turned and peered at Larys. The spymaster grinned back. “That is one reason I was eager to wait until we were here to speak. I have discovered some very interesting information regarding his majesty. Matters of the flesh.”

Rhaekar shivered. “I care not for the details. Please be terse.”

“Speaking in terse terms, as per your request, it seems that his majesty and Nettles, his fair queen, have not been as intimate as they used to be. She prefers to remain in the field. I hear from agents at her camp that she is not very fond of how cruel he has become. As such, he has been seeking his… marital impulses… elsewhere. There is a tavern in the seedy part of King’s Landing, and there is a Summers Isle whore that our king has been frequenting. He uses a secret tunnel leading there to avoid detection.”

Rhaekar raised an eyebrow. “How secret can the tunnel truly be if you know about it?”

Larys grinned and tapped the side of his nose. “My dear Unicorn Prince, you should know that, as spymaster, all secrets are known to me. The only thing I cannot tell is the future, and I leave that to the Seven.”

Rhaekar had to imagine Larys was speaking with an eerie truthfulness. He was tempted to ask Larys if he knew what color undergarments he wore, but chose not to. “I see. And what do you intend to do?”

“That is what I wished to discuss. The ground beneath the whorehouse is weak. It is old. It is as decrepit as his majesty’s heart. He does not take the Kingsguard with him, but some gold cloaks instead. This is a mistake on his part: the gold cloaks, by and large, are bitter towards him for what he did to Daemon, as well as many of their own during his dragon’s attack. As such, I have paid them off, so that they are now in our service. Once his majesty goes to visit his favorite black-skinned whore, we will place powder beneath the inn, and...”

Larys held up both his hands, and balled into fists. In a split second, he opened up both, fingers outstretched. Rhaekar studied the gesture for a moment, then nodded. “But… those inside will perish as well?”

“Perhaps, but it will save Westeros. Do you agree with the plan...” Larys smiled. “...Lord Protector?”

Rhaekar folded his hands behind his back, then looked down.

If I become Lord Protector, I could easily just have myself crowned. Rhaekar thought back to his dream, where he had been given two options: a dead child, with a sword and a crown; and a black unicorn, with the Darklyn banners being torn down or burned. He had chosen the second one. Did the first mean he could have the crown, if he spurned the second choice? He pushed back the thoughts, and decided to worry about them later. For now, he had to think about the Six Kingdoms.

“Very well, Lord Larys. Carry out the plan. Let us see if a Strong lord can indeed devise a Strong scheme.”

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Later that evening, however, Rhaekar received a surprise visit, as he rested in the library reading. It was none other than King Hugh himself, accompanied by a few footmen. The king made his way into the library and, upon seeing Rhaekar, walked over and smiled.

“I was thinking of going whoring tonight, Unicorn,” Hugh said matter-of-factly.

Rhaekar just shrugged. “I wish you luck in your endeavors, your majesty.”

“Ah, yes,” Hugh continued, that familiar grin curling over his lips. His teeth were exposed under his thick mustache. “But I think you should join me tonight.”

Rhaekar blinked his violet eyes as he stared back at the king. Tonight was the night when the assassination was to take place. The whorehouse was to go up in fire, with the king inside. If it went up, with Rhaekar inside… or would the plan have to be delayed?

“What’s the matter with you, Commander Unicorn? The king asks you to go whoring with him. What do you say?”

When the Hammer says go whoring, a wise man goes whoring, came a thought. Rhaekar finally smiled, then said, “I will gladly go… whoring… with you, your majesty. Just please permit me a chance to change into some lighter clothes.” He began to rise up, intending at once to send a message to Larys Strong. He had to let him know that he would be in the tavern tonight, and that the plan should be delayed.

However, as he was rising, Hugh raised a hand and slammed it down on Rhaekar’s shoulder. The motion nearly broke the lord’s arm off. “Nonsense! You look fine enough. A knight’s armor, a king’s crown, a septon’s robes… it matters not! They all find their way to the floor in a whore’s chamber! I say we leave at once.”

Rhaekar felt his face go paler than it normally was. He quickly forced a smile, and tried to hide any sense of uncertainty in his mind. He was well aware of the danger he was in, but for now… he had to play a mummer’s act.

The whorehouse was a simple abode for the women inside. From the outside, it looked like a regular tavern. On the inside, there was no counter to serve drinks, and all the tables were knee-level, with cushions around. They came up from an alleyway, accompanied by a few footmen as they went into a side door. Rhaekar glanced about the room, taking in the scene. There were already some men inside, speaking or growing affectionate with some of the girls. The footmen walked about and tapped each man with the blunt end of their spear, ordering them to get out. The men would show some hesitation at first, but finally leave when King Hugh made his presence known. His majesty rose high enough to nearly reach the ceiling, and his shoulders and chest were so broad that there was doubt any of the men within could have won a duel with him even in a fair fight. Within a few moments of their entering, most of the men were scared off. After they were gone, the Hammer motioned with his thumb, and the footmen themselves departed out the side door in a hurry.

Rhaekar took notice of the girls. They were all quite different. There was a redhead with rough fingers and a hard face that he could only imagine had come from the North. There was another girl with smooth skin, brown hair, and pretty green eyes that he imagined came from the nearby Crownlands. There were a group of blondes and black-haired girls of a plain, but pretty, demeanor, who he imagined came from the Vale. There were many girls with tanned skin that were likely from Dorne. Other girls sat about the room, and there was no doubt that they came from all parts of Westeros. Some may have even come from Essos or beyond. Truly, the debauchery of the world was trapped in this one location.

The king turned to Rhaekar and grinned. “My girl is up there.” Hugh motioned over his shoulder. A wooden stairway moved up to a second story, disappearing through the first floor’s ceiling. “Want to pick one of your own?”

Rhaekar, for a moment, considered it. He went back to the brunette from the Crownlands, who had caught his fancy the most. It was then that he noticed something had only been seen in passing, but which now came through with great clarity. The brunette had, under her eye, a bruise. It was a dark shade of purple, going along most of her cheek. It reminded Rhaekar of those who had survived greyscale, with the hardened flesh to prove it. As he considered the other women, he saw they all had similar bruises. One of the Vale girls had a swollen eye, while one of the tanned Dornish girls had bruises along her throat that must have come from a hideous throttling. Each and every single girl had some wound that could have only come from some form of physical abuse.

“I can vouch for their use,” King Hugh proudly declared, “I have had them all!”

I am certain you have. Rhaekar considered the brunette Crownlander girl again. She caught his gaze, and looked down, like a child in trouble. His heart sank. Immediately, any fleshly desires he had within him evaporated. “No, your majesty, I am fine.”

“He comes to a whorehouse, and seeks no whore? You begin to worry me, Unicorn. Perhaps you would rather I take you to some orphanage and pick out a lad for your liking?” Hugh laughed boisterously at that. Suddenly, he stopped. Someone else was laughing with him. He turned and looked to his left. A blonde girl had laughed as well, giving a cute, child-like giggle. Hugh lifted up his great hand, then brought it down. His knuckles slammed right into the girl’s cheek. She yipped and toppled to the ground in a second. Rhaekar gasped, stepping back. The other girls shrieked. “Shaddap!” Hugh cried to the girl. He turned to the other women. “Shaddap! Shaddap!”

Rhaekar stepped towards the blonde girl and kneeled down. When she looked up at him, he saw that her flesh had been cut, and blood dripped down in a slow stream. Her gaze lasted only a second, then she jerked her head away. Her blonde hair covered her face as she dropped her head to her arms and wept.

“Come on, Unicorn.”

Hugh stepped past him, towards the steps. Rhaekar felt his heart wince inside him. He wanted to stay and make certain the girl was attended to, but knew he could not. He planted one sympathetic hand on the girl’s shoulder, then stood himself up and followed after his king. The stairway creaked mightily under Hugh’s immense, muscled weight, but gave barely a whimper at each of Rhaekar’s steps.

“Perhaps you will change your mind once you meet the Summer Isle whore,” Hugh said. “They are far less prudish than women in these lands. They will do things freely that other whores demand more coin for!” He laughed. “The Others take our women, as far as I am concerned. I should conquer the Summer Isles and carry women back for a little harlem. Would that be a good endeavor?”

“Perhaps, your majesty,” Rhaekar said. Play the game, he thought, just play the game… until you see a way out.

They reached the top of the steps, coming to a small hallway. Hugh led Rhaekar down the hall towards a door at the end, which he opened. “Go on in, Unicorn.”

Immediately, Rhaekar pondered if this was a trap. However, Hugh didn’t seem prepared to strike him, even though he could have easily crushed his skull with those giant hands of his. What’s more, when Rhaekar came to the door, he saw, inside, no other persons. No guards, no possible agents, nobody.

Not even the Summer Isles whore.

“Go on in! Whatever is the matter with you?”

Rhaekar’s heartbeat started to escalate. He paused for only a moment longer, then stepped inside. His violet eyes looked around, trying to see if anything was a potential trap. He saw a window with curtains drawn over them. He saw a candle sitting on a small table in the corner, providing what little light was in the room. He saw a plain bed, the sheets pulled back, with a few chairs beside it. He saw a barrel that looked brand new, resting on the wall opposite a bed. A round wooden top rested over it.

Hugh entered and shut the door. His broad shoulders nearly covered the door itself.

“Where is the Summer Isles girl?” Rhaekar asked.

“Oh, she is here,” Hugh said.

Rhaekar’s heart beat faster. His teeth began to grind against each other as he felt a chill run through them. He turned to face the king, then backed up. There was a desire to make as much space between them, but given the king’s size, and the smallness of the room, there was only so far he could go. The king took notice of his retreat and gave a toothy smile. “What is the matter, Unicorn? Do not tell me this is your first time? Who got your dragonspawn pregnant, then?”

“Where is the woman?”

Hugh chuckled. “She is here, I told you. Do you not listen to me? I listen to you, do I not?” He walked over to the barrel and lifted up the top. Inside, Rhaekar saw red wine slosh about like the water of a calm lake.

“I am not thirsty,” Rhaekar said reflexively. If he were able to return to his own private quarters and lock the door, he would gladly sip whatever alcohol was available and let it calm his nerves, but at the moment he could not. Right now he didn’t want to lose any degree of his senses around King Hugh.

“You are not thirsty. You do not want a whore. Are you worried about something?”

He is toying with me, came a sudden realization. Rhaekar’s hand rose to his side, where his sword would be, but - having no weapon - merely pressed his palm there and pretended to wipe dust off his trousers. “I am fine. It is just the hour.”

“Really, you should relax. I know it is your first time with a Summer Isles whore…”

Hugh reached his hand into the barrel, right into the fluid. Rhaekar parted his lips in surprise, uncertain what Hugh was doing. Then, as he lifted up his hand, Rhaekar noticed the wine stuck to his arm much more than wine normally would.

“...but I promise she does not bite.”

Rhaekar’s violet eyes widened.

Out of the barrel, King Hugh raised a woman’s head. She was dark-skinned, nearly charcoal. Her spongy hair, wet from the liquid, clung together in Hugh’s fingers. Her eyes were rolled back under her eyelids, the whiteness contrasting sharply with her skin. Her thick lips were parted, and her mouth hung open. Her neck was severed roughly, but to Rhaekar’s horror, her spinal column was still attached, and moved down into the barrel. It was then that Rhaekar realized the red fluid was not wine… it was blood.

Hugh parted his blood-stained fingers. The head dropped unceremoniously back into the barrel, where it sank under the blood and disappeared. The king laughed and wiped some of the blood off on his clothes, leaving stains all down the front of his tunic. “Summer Isles whores bleed a lot, eh? But I am certain unicorns bleed even more.”

“W-what?” was all Rhaekar could stammer.

“I told you, Unicorn, I listen to you. Even when you do not think I am listening.” Hugh turned to fully face Rhaekar. His shoulders leaned back, bringing his height and size to full bear. “I know that your wife was here when I took King’s Landing, but you sent her to Duskendale. I know that she gave you a daughter. I know that your wife is perfectly healthy for travel, but you are preventing her from being brought here.” The steady drip-drip-drip of blood from one of his fingers onto the floor sounded under his speech. “And I know you intend to kill me.”

Rhaekar felt his breath leave him. He felt a chill come over his face as every bit of blood left the veins therein. The king must have seen all this, and sensed the anguish going on inside of him, for he laughed. “Cut the mummer’s farce! Yes, I know, Unicorn! I know quite well! Lord Larys Strong told me about it all when I pressed him! You wanted to blow up the tavern as the Summer Isles whore and I tumbled under the sheets. You would be made Lord Protector of the Realm. What would you do then, hm? Crown yourself? Crown your dragonwhore wife? Or maybe even crown my wife, perhaps?” Hugh’s voice was getting louder. It was making the floorboards shake. “Do not think I am foolish enough not to know how the two of you have been friendly to one another. Do you know what Nettles told me the last time I saw her? That I was getting too cruel for her. That she fantasized about you when she was alone in her tent at night. Not me, but you!

Despite the situation, Rhaekar felt a blush of embarrassment come over his cheeks. He knew Nettles had probably said that just to anger the Hammer, but now the Hammer was using it against him. “Your majesty, I swear upon the Seven we have done nothing-”

“Shaddap!” screamed the king. “I know that! Lord Larys tells me you do little more than gawk at serving girls every now and then. I also knew quite well you would probably refuse a whore tonight!” He reached over to his short sword and yanked it out. In his great hand, it looked little more like a dagger. “But I needed a quiet place to murder you.”

Rhaekar held up both hands. “Your majesty, let us talk reason…”

“Shaddap! Reason is for the weak! The throne is not ruled by reason, but by iron, blood, and fire! That is how the Targaryens ruled, and that is how the Hammer rules!” He took a few steps forward. His feet made the floor shake with each step, causing Rhaekar’s knees to grow week. The lord desperately tried to think of an escape out of this, but knew the minute he turned, Hugh would send the sword through his back. “I will kill you here, and Lord Larys will have the rumor spread that you died at the hands of the Summer Isles whore, who escaped.” He laughed. “Then I will hold a funeral here, and your wife and daughter will attend - and I will kill them both!”

Anger against Larys flashed in Rhaekar’s mind. This was betrayal at so many levels. Both he and Larys had both plotted to kill the king, but Larys had thrown Rhaekar to the dogs to save his own flesh. Or perhaps that was Larys’s plan all along? To root out traitors by feigning treachery to entrap traitors.

Hugh’s hand lunged out. Rhaekar tried to back up, but couldn’t escape the length of the king’s arm. Those large, powerful fingers wrapped around his throat and tightened. The grip was so hard that air was at once shut off. Rhaekar opened and closed his mouth, desperately trying to take in air that he could not. He gripped the king’s wrists, trying to pull him off. Using his great strength, Hugh lifted him up off the ground. Rhaekar’s boots dangled helplessly below him.

“Remember what I told you on the day I took the throne?” Hugh asked. “Unicorns hang as well as dragons!”

He pulled back the sword, preparing to thrust.

Rhaekar kicked for the king’s groin. The boot hit home.

Hugh screamed in agony. He didn’t let go of Rhaekar, but lowered him back to the ground as he hunched over. At once Rhaekar slammed his fingers, nails-first, against the king’s upper arm. He pulled down. His nails slashed at the king’s skin, drawing blood. Hugh growled and tossed him aside. Rhaekar bounced off the wall and fell to the floor. As the king growled, hunched over, gazing at the blood going down his arm, Rhaekar lay on the ground, gasping and croaking as the air returned to his lungs. The king cursed under his breath. He raised his sword and brought it down towards Rhaekar. The lord could see the sharp end flying towards his back, but rolled. The sword went through the wood, up to the hilt, like a hot blade piercing butter. Hugh pulled back, and found the sword stuck.

He tugged again, harder, and in that time Rhaekar stood and snatched a nearby chair. He swung and delivered a hard blow to the king’s face. Hugh’s face jerked to the side, spit spewed against the wall. The chair shattered into chunks of wood. Rhaekar had only the back of the chair in his hands, but he prepared another strike. Hugh let go of his sword and snatched Rhaekar’s wrist. He grabbed Rhaekar’s throat with the other hand. Before the lord could react, he was lifted off the ground like a child and dumped onto the bed. The piece of chair fell from his grip. Rhaekar looked up and saw a fist come right for his head. The impact felt like someone had dropped a stone on his face. He tasted blood in his mouth. Most blows came down on his belly and chest. He had little time to stiffen his muscles or block – all he could do was take it. He felt fist after fist striking him, bruising him, sending pain into every inch of his torso. Then his shoulders were grabbed and he was tossed across the room.

Rhaekar fell against the wall, just beside the barrel. His head was dizzy, and his body ached from the abuse. He pushed himself up on an elbow, but had little strength to do anything else. His cheek stung, and he was certain that purple had formed in the skin. As his violet eyes finally focused again, and the blurred room returned to normal, he saw the King hunched over again. At last he pulled the sword from the ground and fell onto the bed. He looked down at his arm and saw the blood seeping from the scratches Rhaekar had made. He growled and looked down at the lord.

“Look at you! You pathetic piece of filth! When I won the throne, I could have slain you like I did the Targaryens, but I chose not to! I made you commander! I would have made you my master-at-arms! I could have made you one of the most powerful men in the Six Kingdoms! But no... but NO! Instead you betrayed me!

Out of the corner of his eye, Rhaekar saw the door slowly open. The Crownlander girl stood there, staring lifelessly into the room. Her brown hair cascaded over her shoulders, shrouding the smooth skin of her face, throat and collarbone. Hugh just continued to harangue Rhaekar:

“You just had to betray me! You had to betray me like they all did! And for what? For what reason did you betray your king? Just because I was going to string up your dragonslut wife and that little unicornspawn of yours?”

Hugh drew closer to Rhaekar, the short sword aimed for the lord’s chest. Behind him, the Crownlander girl entered. Following her were the Vale girls, the Dornish girls, the Northron girls, and all the other girls in the whorehouse. Even the blonde with the freshly bloodied cheek was there. Taking slow steps, they all moved through the door, gathering behind Hugh, who had not even noticed them.

“Well, I have had enough of your bullocks, Unicorn!” Hugh grinned more. Blood stained his teeth. “I am not going to kill you after all. No, I am going to break your bones. Every single one of them. I am going to make certain your head will not be able to turn away. Then, I will murder your dragonslut wife right in front of you.” Hugh’s eyes danced a moment as he searched his mind. “No… no, not murdered. I will have the gold cloaks enjoy her! One after the other! Yes, yes, that will be perfect! I will let you hear what a little slut she is as her screams turn into moans! No, the she-dragon will not be murdered…” He laughed. “But... your little unicornspawn, she, I will murder!”

The Crownlander girl lifted up her hand. A dagger rested in it, blade pointed downward.

“Yes, yes, your precious little heir!” Hugh leered down at Rhaekar, his eyes lit aflame with hate. “I will make you watch as I disembowel her! I will make her cry and weep and beg for mommy and daddy to save her! I will force you to eat her own entrails! I will make you watch as I use all my skills to give her the slowest, most painful death imaginable! Your daughter will suffer, Unicorn, and then, whatever her name is, your stupid little unicornspawn dies

In an instant, the Crownlander girl’s blank expression changed. Her brows furrowed. Her eyes glimmered. Her lips curled into a dog-like snarl. With a throat-gurgling cry, she leaped.

The girl jumped onto Hugh’s back. One arm wrapped around his shoulder. The other brought the dagger down onto his chest. Rhaekar heard the sound of blade piercing flesh. Hugh screamed and stepped back. The girl pulled the blade out and pierced him again. The king grabbed her arm and swung her over. The girl hit the floor with a thud. The king pulled the dagger out and let it drop. No sooner had he done so, the other girls were on him. They jumped on his legs, on his arms, on his back. Down went the daggers. Again and again. They stabbed him wherever they could. They pierced with their daggers over every inch of his body. The Crownlander girl picked up her own dagger and stood, thrusting into his belly over and over.

Like a mad bull, Hugh screamed and thrashed about. He struck at one girl, then another. He waved his arms and kicked his legs. One girl would be tossed away only to be replaced by another. Blood seeped from every open wound. His clothes became red. His arms and legs were covered with the red fluid he had spilled from so many people by his own hands. Still those attacks came, like ants over a dying animal. Suddenly Hugh found a burst of strength, and began to tear those women off of him, one at a time. He threw them against the walls, on the ground, even against the ceiling. The women collapsed to the floor, alive but clearly exhausted, groaning and huffing.

Hugh fell to his knees. His face grimaced from extreme pain, bearing his bloodied teeth. The veins of his neck bulged. Blood continued to drip from the countless wounds all over his body.

Rhaekar’s hand snatched his throat.

Hugh opened his eyes. The Unicorn Prince was staring right into his face. The short sword was raised parallel to his shoulder.

“Her name is Laena. And she lives!

Rhaekar drove the sword right into the Hammer’s chest.

Hugh let out another cry as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. It became a gurgle. Blood filled his mouth and seeped over the corners of his lips. His fingers jerked about madly. All at once, the gurgling stopped. The hands went stiff. Without another word, King Hugh Hammer fell onto his back. His body made a thud as it banged against the floor, the sword still plunged in his chest.

Rhaekar took a step back. He realized then that he hadn’t been breathing. All at once, his breath came in deep torrents. His heart thumped madly only for a moment, then settled. The pain in his chest and face returned, although it had entered a more numbing state than throbbing. His violet eyes rested on King Hugh Hammer, who lay there on the floor of a whorehouse, bloodied and pierced.

His body did not stir.

Like something out of a dream, Lord Larys suddenly appeared at the doorway. He looked about the scene, then twice clapped his hands. “Tut tut, girls. Leave.”

The women, many of them with splotches of blood on their dresses, all stood up and left in a steady pace. The Crownlander girl paused momentarily in the doorway, gave Rhaekar a backwards glance, then continued on. Larys stepped in afterward, his large boot thudding against the wooden floor. “A bloody death for a bloody man.”

Rhaekar studied him. “He said you betrayed me.”

“In a sense, yes,” Larys said. A sigh left his lips. “He discovered the rumors of the plot. It was the Summer Isles whore who told him, as she had discovered it from one of my contacts with her. When the king came to me and pressed me on what I knew, I pretended that it was you behind it all, and that I had merely been following your plot, rather than being an active plotter.” He motioned to the sword. “Take that out. If they find his burnt body with a sword in his chest, it will look a wee bit suspicious.”

Rhaekar glanced at the short sword. He planted a boot on Hugh’s belly, then gripped the hilt. With a tug, he tore it from the king’s chest. Once free, he let it drop beside its owner. “You threw the entire plot on me?”

“To make the king think I was not at fault,” Larys explained. “Which permitted the plot to survive, even if it had to be modified. There is still manure underneath this whorehouse, ready to be blown. And believe me when I say I fully intended to save you with my, uh…” Larys chuckled, then motioned in the direction the prostitutes had left. “Agents of my own.”

Rhaekar shook his head. “I never realized the depths of his cruelty. Even here.”

“There is a rule about intrigue, my dear Unicorn Prince, and King Hugh forgot it. That rule is: do not worry about making friends - just worry about how many people prefer you dead. In either case, this works out better for your concerns. The king dies, and everyone else is spared.”

The two men moved down the steps, out the side door, and towards the secret entrance. Underneath, they found the prostitutes scurrying away into the darkness, past the footmen who stood there with torches. As Rhaekar and Larys joined them, the Crownlander girl was there at the end of the mob. She stopped, turned, and caught sight of Rhaekar again. With timid steps, she approached the Unicorn Prince, her eyes never leaving his. Then she turned her head away, pressed it against his chest, and gave him a tight hug. Rhaekar was taken aback, unsure how to respond. As she clung to him tighter, he finally lifted up his arms and returned her embrace. A few seconds later she had slinked out of his grip and was running off down the tunnel.

“Would you like to do the honors?”

Rhaekar turned to Larys. The spymaster held the torch out, the light illuminating both their faces. Rhaekar grinned and gently pushed against Larys’ hand. “I took a beating for you tonight. I think you owe me.”

“Fair comment,” Larys said. He turned and threw the torch. The lit wood twirled in the air before landing on the manure. The flames rose high, and then…

The explosion flew upward. Already bits of stone were tumbling down, as were chunks of wood that had formerly been the bottom floor of the whorehouse. More fire rose up, claiming more of the structure. Within a matter of seconds, it was fully engulfed.

“And so it is done,” Larys said. “And the kingdom is now in your hands… Lord Protector.”

The fire created a glow in Rhaekar’s violet eyes as he watched it burn. He considered that it was most likely now consuming the king’s bloodied corpse, with the king’s sword beside him. It was all there, in one single moment: the blood of the king, the steel of his sword, and the fire of the arson. At that moment, Rhaekar remembered the words of Hugh Hammer himself:

The throne is not ruled by reason... but by iron, blood, and fire…

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i hope Rhaekar did not take Hugh's words into account...
 

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Well, he did not last long. Probably for the best.

I must say he's somewhat eloquent for a Diplomacy 0 character, but I suppose it's the sort of eloquence that tends to make people like you less. :p
 

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Hugh perishes by Fire and Blood, at the hands of those whom he has abused the worst. There's a certain poetic justice to this -- as well as to the fact that Hugh's rule, built on strength and fear, was undermined by a man who lives by using weakness to his advantage.

Burn in hell, Hugh Hammer. One death is not good enough for you, but it's all that can be arranged.

Meanwhile: What of Vermithor? Actually, on that note, what of most of the dragons? I know Hugh accounted for a good many of them during the Dance, but do any other dragons, wild or mounted, yet survive?
 

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"I piss on your cruelty and burn your cock in fire."
- Thoughts of Larys, Rhaekar and the whores probably.
 

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Long live the king!
Hugh perishes in the flames just like I hoped. Great turn of the events. Although Rhaekar barely made it out alive, he proved that Valzyrens are not all talk. Question remains how will the Seven kingdoms (or Six in this scenario?) recieve news of king's death? Probably with a feast to remember. :D
Splendid chapter by the way. I'm imptatient for the next one already. ;)
 

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Well what a great scene. See-sawed all over the place, and ends very satisfyingly.

Very happy to see Hugh dead - but what now? I feel that Rhaeker's problems are just beginning.
 

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Well what a great scene. See-sawed all over the place, and ends very satisfyingly.

Very happy to see Hugh dead - but what now? I feel that Rhaeker's problems are just beginning.
 

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the Targaryens dead maybe some will think it is time to break free
 

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i hope Rhaekar did not take Hugh's words into account...

You shall see...

Well, he did not last long. Probably for the best.

I must say he's somewhat eloquent for a Diplomacy 0 character, but I suppose it's the sort of eloquence that tends to make people like you less. :p

Then again, we are talking about a guy who's answer to "Your majesty, how do you seek to calm the nerves of people unsure about your rule?" was "FIRE! FIRE! HEE HEE HEE! FIRE! FIRE!"

Hugh perishes by Fire and Blood, at the hands of those whom he has abused the worst. There's a certain poetic justice to this -- as well as to the fact that Hugh's rule, built on strength and fear, was undermined by a man who lives by using weakness to his advantage.

Burn in hell, Hugh Hammer. One death is not good enough for you, but it's all that can be arranged.

Meanwhile: What of Vermithor? Actually, on that note, what of most of the dragons? I know Hugh accounted for a good many of them during the Dance, but do any other dragons, wild or mounted, yet survive?

RE: Hugh's Death - Fun fact: originally I was just going to have Hugh perish in the explosion, as per the in-game event, with Rhaekar watching from afar. However, when readers reacted with vehement revile towards Hugh after the Dragon Forest chapter, I decided to get more creative, and rewrote the entire second half of the chapter. I ended up pretty proud of it, and was glad I made the revision.

RE: Dragons - I've been going over my screenshots since that question was last asked to see what some of them have been doing. Some actually got trained by new riders, while some seem to have just disappeared here and there. As for Vermithor, not sure at the time of this writing. I haven't been paying too much attention to the whole dragons events unless they were directly relevant. Don't worry though, guys - dragons will still pop up in the narrative every now and then, but don't expect a detailed list of all their fates like we had with the Targaryens.

"I piss on your cruelty and burn your cock in fire."
- Thoughts of Larys, Rhaekar and the whores probably.

In not so many words.

Good god, it's like if Robert Baratheon and Ramsay Bolton had a baby. Thank god the monster's dead.

Or is he...?

I could do like the Matrix sequels and bring back a character that clearly killed off, and explain it simply with "I don't know how it happened, but it did."

Or I could pull a Monty Python and have Hugh respond to the cry of "But we stabbed you umpteen times, thrust a sword in your heart, and burned you in a fire!" with "I got better!"

Long live the king!
Hugh perishes in the flames just like I hoped. Great turn of the events. Although Rhaekar barely made it out alive, he proved that Valzyrens are not all talk. Question remains how will the Seven kingdoms (or Six in this scenario?) recieve news of king's death? Probably with a feast to remember. :D
Splendid chapter by the way. I'm imptatient for the next one already. ;)

Thanks! The next updates will still be coming, fear not.

And to quote The Slipper and the Rose:

"The day he died, the people cried..."
"They cried?"
"They cried three cheers!"

Well what a great scene. See-sawed all over the place, and ends very satisfyingly.

Very happy to see Hugh dead - but what now? I feel that Rhaeker's problems are just beginning.

The state of the kingdoms will unfold over the next several chapters, and lead to some interesting turn of events.

the Targaryens dead maybe some will think it is time to break free

We shall see.
 

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@Henry v. Keiper, I have been loving your work with the Unicorn Prince, and you really did manage to capture the spirit of Martin's writing. You have managed to get me back into the mod after almost a year since I last played with it.

I chose to nominate you as this week's Best Character Writer of the week for Rhaena, but I could've easily chosen any other character in your AAR, as you manage to give even supporting characters great depth.

Cheers, and keep up the good work!
 

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@Henry v. Keiper, I have been loving your work with the Unicorn Prince, and you really did manage to capture the spirit of Martin's writing. You have managed to get me back into the mod after almost a year since I last played with it.

I chose to nominate you as this week's Best Character Writer of the week for Rhaena, but I could've easily chosen any other character in your AAR, as you manage to give even supporting characters great depth.

Cheers, and keep up the good work!

I saw! Thank you so much! And I'm sure Rhaena would thank you too, if she existed.

In any case, an update should come later on today guys, fear not.
 

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I saw! Thank you so much! And I'm sure Rhaena would thank you too, if she existed.

In any case, an update should come later on today guys, fear not.

It was well deserved! I chose Rhaena partly because I myself always have issues writing child characters, and I think you portrayed her masterfully. But, as I said, there isn't one of your characters that does not deserve the award.
 

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Chapter 14
Albar

Maester Albar stood at the window of his study, gazing into the sea beyond the cliffs of Duskendale. The evening sky was a mixture of pink and purple, with graying clouds darkening in the distance. Bolts of lightning flashed in sporadic patterns. It appeared to be a fierce storm, one that became nearly black the closer it came to sea. For once, Albar was happy to know that it was heading away from them, out towards the deeper parts of the water. It would more than likely gain some steam before petering out and doing little more than moistening some poor Essos dweller’s breakfast. Either way, it was heading away from them. Everything was calm now.

He turned his eyes and gazed back into his study. It was dark from the coming dusk, save for a single candle resting on his nook. Papers, ink, and a pen rested there beside it. Albar had begun a little pet project a while ago, which would involve a recording of the events surrounding the Dance of the Dragons. The work had more humble beginnings, stemming from his return to Duskendale. Those who knew he had witnessed Hugh Hammer’s attack on King’s Landing, and the destruction wrought by Vermithor, asked him to recount it to them. So many people had begun to ask him that he decided to write a record so that the questions would cease. Over time, his interest grew, and he began to write more and more details concerning the war, rather than just the events around the Second Siege of King’s Landing. Now he intended to finish it all the way into the end of the conflict.

He sat down and tugged at the chair underneath his rump to bring it closer to the nook. Already several pages of parchment were laid out on the flat surface, written in his hand. As he lifted them up with both hands, his eyes scanned across each page. Much of the first few pages were a simple summary of the war: the background of the civil war between the Targaryens, the First Siege of King’s Landing, the efforts by Queen Rhaenyra to take down those who opposed her rule, Albar’s firsthand witness of Jason Lannister’s execution, the rebellion of Hugh Hammer, and Albar’s firsthand account of the Second Siege of King’s Landing, going into detail on the escape made by he and Lady Rhaena. He patted the papers on the nook surface until they were neatly organized, then placed them off to the side. His hand reached out and snatched a fresh, clean parchment, bringing it before him. The texture of the thick paper seemed to dance about as the candlelight struck it. Albar dipped his quill into the ink, let out a sigh, and then placed his pen to paper.

The death of King Hugh brought not one tear to any in King’s Landing. Neither those who formerly sided with Aegon, nor those who formerly sided with Rhaenyra, had welcomed his rise to power. Neither Greens nor Blacks were saddened by the man who had painted the world red. Indeed, the only mourning done within the castle walls were by the rats, for they would find no more corpses to feast on. The only drops of water which fell to the ground came from the rain which occurred the next night, and this was no doubt merely the Seven weeping tears of joy.

King Hugh’s death was attributed to a fire started while he was in sinful acts with a Summer Isles whore he was fond of visiting, and had been known by many to have been visiting on a regular basis.

With the death of Hugh, known by some as “the Hammer,” came a great dilemma for the Iron Throne, for he had left no heir to inherit it. Could one have ever expected him to have an heir? The man’s cruelty was so great, one would be hard pressed to deny if, upon having borne an heir, he would have simply dashed the infant’s head against the castle wall. In either case, there was no heir, the matter of who sat upon the Iron Throne would have to be settled.

The small council at once nominated my lord Rhaekar Valzyren as Lord Protector of the realm, placing him in a position as high as the Hand yet acting in the name of the crown. It was suggested that a small council would have to be held, in which the entirety of our realm’s nobility would be summoned to decide upon a successor. Only one such “great council” has been held before, some thirty years ago, to decide on the heir of King Jaehaerys the Wise. It was this council, where there seemed to be greater precedence granted to the male heirs than the female, which led to the war now so commonly called the Dance of Dragons. Now, another council would be held, and not because of an abundance of heirs, as with King Jaehaerys, but because of so little, as left by King Hugh the Tyrant, the Usurper, and the Accursed.


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Albar lifted pen from parchment, then lifted his eyes from towards the darkness. As he looked into the blacker corners of his study, he pondered on Rhaekar’s decision not to crown himself. Some, he knew, had been fearful of that occurring. He had widespread support in the Iron Throne’s army, and a wife who was the last surviving member of House Targaryen. Yet for as little as Albar had known his lord, he knew that Rhaekar may be happier admiring the clips of Duskendale than sitting on the uncomfortable throne of Aegon the Conqueror. What little the Dun Fort party had experienced in King’s Landing and the Dance of the Dragons was enough to convince them the greater the distance one made with King’s Landing, the greater the life expectancy.

He returned the pen to parchment and continued to write.

Lord Rhaekar’s first act, aside from announcing the eventuality of a great council, was to handle the finances of the kingdom. It came to his attention shortly after his ascension that King Hugh had acquired quite a bit of debt from the Iron Bank. What reasons for this debt are unclear, but rumors abound. Some say he spent it all on the Summer Isles whore. Some say he was preparing for a massive campaign against all of Westeros. Some say he simply wished to be surrounded by coin. Whatever reason the bloodthirsty usurper may have had, a debt hung over the Iron Throne, and the Braavosi were seeking a reckoning. Rhaekar, wishing to keep the kingdom as stable as he could, paid off the debt.

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Lord Rhaekar’s second act was to bring the rebellion against the Dance of the Dragons to an end, and restore peace to the six kingdoms. He took personal command of three thousand soldiers and marched upon Oldtown. Ormund Hightower was the rebel commander, a man as brave as he was haughty. Having been defeated in battle previously by Lord Rhaekar, before Hugh Hammer pillaged the throne, Ormund had returned to Oldtown. The High Sept had been in King’s Landing, and left only after Hugh Hammer had been crowned. Upon returning, and refusing to renounce the new king, Ormund had the Starry Sept besieged and the High Sept placed under house arrest. This action alone did much to make him lose sympathy among many former Greens who may have otherwise joined him.

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Lord Protector Rhaekar wasted little time in responding to this threat. A month after he had assumed his position, Rhaekar and his army were in Oldtown, and stormed the Starry Sept. The High Sept was at once released. This won Rhaekar not only the respect of the High Sept, but many saw new respect in the Iron Throne as a Westerosi foundation.

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Rhaekar’s next target was the Hightower itself. After only a month-long siege, the fortress fell to his forces, and the Iron Throne banners, interspersed with the white unicorn, was mounted over the walls. Lord Ormund was not present, but rather had fled long ago when he saw Rhaekar’s numbers. His family was inside, but Rhaekar spared them, and permitted them to retire in peace. Shortly thereafter, Rhaekar ordered a meeting with Ormund, and the two parlayed in open territory between their two armies. The Lord Protector was frank with Lord Hightower on the reality of the situation, and that any further conflict would only lead to inevitable death and destruction. Accepting the nobility of Oldtown’s history and culture, Rhaekar offered a white peace and hence a quick end to the war. After all, it was only because of the Dance of the Dragons that Ormund had rebelled, and with Rhaenyra and Hugh Hammer gone, the need for the conflict was no longer a reality. After much more discussion, which I do not have time nor ink to put to parchment, Ormund accepted, and the rebellion at last came to an end.

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So it was that Lord Protector Rhaekar Valzyren ended the rebellion, stabilized the economy, and set in course a stable transition of power, all within a matter of months. Peace had, for the first time in a year, come to Westeros. The dragons had fought themselves to death, and their corpses were consumed by the serpent known as Hugh, who had then wrapped his coils firmly around Westeros and intended to squeeze it until all within suffocated under his wrath. It was only by the piercing of the unicorn that the serpent was defeated, and the blood shed by the dueling lizards at once ended. Then, with a wave of his horn, the Unicorn Prince, as he is known by men with better sense, brought skies of blue to a land covered in darkness not seen since the days of the Long Night. Wherever his hooves tread, the storm clouds parted, and as the wind brushed past his horn, the storms calmed. With the summoning of the Great Council, the wrath of the lizards would soon be a forgotten memory.

With the last period, Albar set the pen down on the side of the parchment. With one set of fingers, he began to massage the wrist of his writing hand. His eyes reread the last paragraph he had penned, and a smile curled over his lips. It was melodramatic and needlessly verbose – and he knew it. He had written it that way intentionally. In his mind, he could picture, a hundred years down the road, a group of archmaesters debating back and forth over whether or not Albar’s words were accurate, or exaggerations. He could see some archmaesters toiling over entire chapters of commentary, pointing out this fact or this, attempting to assure their readers that Albar had it all wrong, and that they, and they alone, knew the truth of what had occurred. The thought gave Albar a good chuckle.

In any case, this was all he could write at the moment. The Great Council of 131, as some were preemptively calling it, had not yet begun, and it would be some time before it did. Already many in the Duskendale court, including Rhaena, were preparing to leave for King’s Landing, and would do so over the course of the next few days.

Rhaena, Albar knew, had a very special reason to attend, besides to see her husband and show him their child. After all, Rhaena was one of the potential candidates for the crown…
 

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Oh I liked this update, this little window into a quieter line of work. Albar the historian, playing a joke on those who will come after.

Got this smile on my face ever since I read that image.
 

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So Rhaekar is Tywinning his way though westerosi politics? Interesting. Also, I assume in five hundred years people will think that Rhaekar was an actual unicorn.
 

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So it was that Lord Protector Rhaekar Valzyren ended the rebellion, stabilized the economy, and set in course a stable transition of power, all within a matter of months. Peace had, for the first time in a year, come to Westeros. The dragons had fought themselves to death, and their corpses were consumed by the serpent known as Hugh, who had then wrapped his coils firmly around Westeros and intended to squeeze it until all within suffocated under his wrath. It was only by the piercing of the unicorn that the serpent was defeated, and the blood shed by the dueling lizards at once ended. Then, with a wave of his horn, the Unicorn Prince, as he is known by men with better sense, brought skies of blue to a land covered in darkness not seen since the days of the Long Night. Wherever his hooves tread, the storm clouds parted, and as the wind brushed past his horn, the storms calmed. With the summoning of the Great Council, the wrath of the lizards would soon be a forgotten memory.

Or, in the words of a near-contemporary:

"...For Mad King Hugh had proclaimed that all the realm should Stop for the Hammer Time; yet when he came for the last of the dragons and all the realm cried out 'Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em,' Lord Rhaekar said unto him 'Can't Touch This' and proved himself Too Legit To Quit..."

(Couldn't let one last opportunity go to waste :D )
 

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Oh I liked this update, this little window into a quieter line of work. Albar the historian, playing a joke on those who will come after.

Got this smile on my face ever since I read that image.

One has to be creative in how they convey in-game events without writing Kurt Vonnegut-style piecemeal chapters, or taking things way too slow to the point that almost nothing happens the entire chapter.

So Rhaekar is Tywinning his way though westerosi politics? Interesting. Also, I assume in five hundred years people will think that Rhaekar was an actual unicorn.

That would be amusing. The hagiographies go insane to the point that he's taken to have been a shapeshifter by future generations.

Or, in the words of a near-contemporary:

"...For Mad King Hugh had proclaimed that all the realm should Stop for the Hammer Time; yet when he came for the last of the dragons and all the realm cried out 'Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em,' Lord Rhaekar said unto him 'Can't Touch This' and proved himself Too Legit To Quit..."

(Couldn't let one last opportunity go to waste :D )

This passage will be read as thousands across Westeros gather to pay homage to the relic known as "the Hammer pants."