Valentines Sales?!?

[Kergan]

Really now, are you seriously supposing that anyone with a spouse or significant other around here has ever been told by the latter that they should spend more time on Pdx games?

Spoiler

"So, what restaurant are we going out to this evening? [wink]"

"Hold on darling, I'm in the middle of a war with the Ottomans - let me just finish that and I'll be right with you. This game is really awesome, I got it for a Valentines sale."

(On a more serious note, it's a good idea for those who don't have someone in their life. )

 

[Dakka]

On a more serious note, it's a good idea for those who don't have someone in their life.

That’s the point. Who needs a significant other when you have a paradox game?

 

[CharlesV]

*leads him into the room, candlelight glinting of the computer screen, rose metals on the bed*

"well baby, how about for this valentine's we do something.. new"

"are you kidding? is that an i7? Are you crazy? AMD is far better"

"babe, co-

"awww, sweet! is that euiv?"

"for god's sa-

"wait wait wait. You play as the ottomans? Not on ironman?"

"babe that's not me. That's my lover, lad mcfella. I wanted to tell you, but I wanted one special nigh-

"the OTTOMANS? Really? has he got any respect for himself?"

 

[Dominion]

Hello? Hello.
I'm planning to buy EUIV, now wait, okay...okay...okay... Wait.
If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen.

I'm not going to forget you. How about that?
This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good in a EU3. I'd start a game alone, and I'd conquer the world alone. And now I just...
But tonight, PDX, the company behind EUIV, has a very big sale -- a very, very big sale and I can finally afford all DLCs
But it wouldn't be the complete package, wouldn't nearly be close to being in the same vicinity as complete, if I couldn't share it with you.
I couldn't play Brandenburg into Prussia without allying your Spain. I would miss my -- I miss my greatest ally.

We live in a cynical world, a world dominated by the Ottoman Empire, and we can work to get a world conquest together.
I love you. You -- complete me.

And I just had --


Shut up. Just shut up.

You had me at EUIV.