Chapter 11: Reign of Pir Muhummad I (9/11/56 - 4/3/61)
Pir Muhummad came to the throne on the death of Adonis Ahmed on September 11. The vanity of his predecessor disgusted him and he swore to his subjects that they would return to a simpler time. No damned paintings were commissioned. No damned explorers to bring glory were sent out. Plain, old Uzbecki values were to be the new vogue.
What are good old Uzbecki values you may ask? Please remember that we have a MONGOLIAN culture in our not too distant past....
On October 2, 1556, Persia continued to try and become somebody. They declared was on The Hedgez, again. Last time, we rode out and conquered the Holy Land during a Persian-Hedgez war. Shall we do that this time? N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O. We have returned to our simpler values. We are reverting back to our ancestors. We are MONGOLIANS.
We ride to the capital of The Hedgez at the head of an all cavalry army. We lay siege to the capital. We deliver an ultimatum: Surrender all your women to us or be plundered, killed and have all your women taken. The Hedgez did not believe us. They attempted to fight back. We are MONGOLIAN, we take the capital. We kill the men. We take the women. The Hedgez groan under our oppressive heel. They sue for peace, and 175,000 UZS are loaded up in a wagon train that is two miles long as it heads back to our MONGOLIAN capital.
The beauty of the siege is a textbook siege that Genghis would have been proud. In fact, a great-great-great-whatever grandson of his is so inspired by our battle that he comes forward and offers his service as a new general. His name is Abdulluh II (4-3-4-1). We welcome our brother to our MONGOLIAN army.
During the next few years, MONGOLIAN preachers are sent out to correct the misled "other" type of Muslims back to the MONGOLIAN way of worship.
On April 3, 1561, the MONGOLIAN leader Pir Muhummad I dies as a MONGOLIAN soldier should, terrorizing the "other" type of Muslims. He is killed as he is raping and burning Kerman after a filed attempt to convert.
Pir Muhummad came to the throne on the death of Adonis Ahmed on September 11. The vanity of his predecessor disgusted him and he swore to his subjects that they would return to a simpler time. No damned paintings were commissioned. No damned explorers to bring glory were sent out. Plain, old Uzbecki values were to be the new vogue.
What are good old Uzbecki values you may ask? Please remember that we have a MONGOLIAN culture in our not too distant past....
On October 2, 1556, Persia continued to try and become somebody. They declared was on The Hedgez, again. Last time, we rode out and conquered the Holy Land during a Persian-Hedgez war. Shall we do that this time? N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O. We have returned to our simpler values. We are reverting back to our ancestors. We are MONGOLIANS.
We ride to the capital of The Hedgez at the head of an all cavalry army. We lay siege to the capital. We deliver an ultimatum: Surrender all your women to us or be plundered, killed and have all your women taken. The Hedgez did not believe us. They attempted to fight back. We are MONGOLIAN, we take the capital. We kill the men. We take the women. The Hedgez groan under our oppressive heel. They sue for peace, and 175,000 UZS are loaded up in a wagon train that is two miles long as it heads back to our MONGOLIAN capital.
The beauty of the siege is a textbook siege that Genghis would have been proud. In fact, a great-great-great-whatever grandson of his is so inspired by our battle that he comes forward and offers his service as a new general. His name is Abdulluh II (4-3-4-1). We welcome our brother to our MONGOLIAN army.
During the next few years, MONGOLIAN preachers are sent out to correct the misled "other" type of Muslims back to the MONGOLIAN way of worship.
On April 3, 1561, the MONGOLIAN leader Pir Muhummad I dies as a MONGOLIAN soldier should, terrorizing the "other" type of Muslims. He is killed as he is raping and burning Kerman after a filed attempt to convert.
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