Howdy, folks. I'm Al Landon, and I'm King of the World. Or at least, President of Aymerica, which is near enough the same darn thing.
When last we spoke, Japan - the second o' two nations to declare war on us without so much as a 'by your leave', had been thoroughly defeated. Ol' Hirohito gets to keep his Chrisan ... Crysan ... his throne (what kinda throne is made outta flowers anyway?) but Japan has to toe the line in the international arena and stop bein' so darn uppity.
Beatin' Japan means that only China is left as an enemy. I woulda preferred to just let 'em surrender, since they were the victims of Japan in the first place, put the puppets ol' Hirohito's boys set up weren't willin' to talk, so I had to send the boys in ...
Which made the Chinese sit up and take notice.
Under the terms o' peace, China has to hold free elections and join our alliance, but I don't figure that'll help us much ... a bunch of coolies in straw hats and sandals ain't gonna be able to teach us nothin' -
- like I was sayin', I have always had the highest opinion o' the Chinese people. Industrious and intelligent folk. Why, they discovered gunpowder, y'know!
That darn Stalin wouldn't give up any o' the territory he'd stolen from China, o' course, but I was at least able to force the Japanese to give back everythin' the Japanese had managed to take back in the 30s.
While I was doin' that, the Brits decided that it was time to let loose the reins o' their empire. Good jobs, Brits! You've just made yourselves even more useless in the event of a war.
And I gotta say, despite the fact that Germany and Japan are beat, I'm more than a mite worried about ol' Stalin. He's got a mustache. You can't trust foreign types with mustaches. Look at Hitler. And Hirohito. And De Gaulle - what? Yeah, I know he was on our side. I still don't trust him.
Our side does look mighty fine, I gotta say.
But the Commies have a pretty large stack o' real estate, too.
I'm preparin' for the worst, setting up garrisons along the borders in China ...
Korea ...
And Europe ...
But mostly, I'm hopin' that they won't be needed. I mean, only a mad man would start another war so soon after the last one, right?
Darn you, Stalin!
Well, there's nothin' for it but to gird our loins once more and show the Commies just what Aymericans are made of. Pre-prepared orders go out, and the boys move forward.
Looks like Joe's declaration caught his own folks out more'n it did us. There's nothin' to stop us in Poland, and the Bulgarians can't hold us up real long. It ain't long before Sofia is in our hands, and we're gettin' close to Warsaw ...
... and then the Red Army starts to show up.
That ... looks like it might present a challenge.
Game Notes
I 'acceptall'ed to get the Japanese provinces and then gave them all back to China. It was easier to do that way than to edit the save game. The peace treaty with China was just the 'offer puppet status' option in the diplomacy screen.
There are some pretty large Red Army stacks in the former Baltic states, and they're all heading to the front. Al's not likely to mention it, but the US Army is already screaming for assistance from her allies (i.e. MilCon FTW!)
When last we spoke, Japan - the second o' two nations to declare war on us without so much as a 'by your leave', had been thoroughly defeated. Ol' Hirohito gets to keep his Chrisan ... Crysan ... his throne (what kinda throne is made outta flowers anyway?) but Japan has to toe the line in the international arena and stop bein' so darn uppity.
Beatin' Japan means that only China is left as an enemy. I woulda preferred to just let 'em surrender, since they were the victims of Japan in the first place, put the puppets ol' Hirohito's boys set up weren't willin' to talk, so I had to send the boys in ...
Which made the Chinese sit up and take notice.
Under the terms o' peace, China has to hold free elections and join our alliance, but I don't figure that'll help us much ... a bunch of coolies in straw hats and sandals ain't gonna be able to teach us nothin' -
- like I was sayin', I have always had the highest opinion o' the Chinese people. Industrious and intelligent folk. Why, they discovered gunpowder, y'know!
That darn Stalin wouldn't give up any o' the territory he'd stolen from China, o' course, but I was at least able to force the Japanese to give back everythin' the Japanese had managed to take back in the 30s.
While I was doin' that, the Brits decided that it was time to let loose the reins o' their empire. Good jobs, Brits! You've just made yourselves even more useless in the event of a war.
And I gotta say, despite the fact that Germany and Japan are beat, I'm more than a mite worried about ol' Stalin. He's got a mustache. You can't trust foreign types with mustaches. Look at Hitler. And Hirohito. And De Gaulle - what? Yeah, I know he was on our side. I still don't trust him.
Our side does look mighty fine, I gotta say.
But the Commies have a pretty large stack o' real estate, too.
I'm preparin' for the worst, setting up garrisons along the borders in China ...
Korea ...
And Europe ...
But mostly, I'm hopin' that they won't be needed. I mean, only a mad man would start another war so soon after the last one, right?
Darn you, Stalin!
Well, there's nothin' for it but to gird our loins once more and show the Commies just what Aymericans are made of. Pre-prepared orders go out, and the boys move forward.
Looks like Joe's declaration caught his own folks out more'n it did us. There's nothin' to stop us in Poland, and the Bulgarians can't hold us up real long. It ain't long before Sofia is in our hands, and we're gettin' close to Warsaw ...
... and then the Red Army starts to show up.
That ... looks like it might present a challenge.
Game Notes
I 'acceptall'ed to get the Japanese provinces and then gave them all back to China. It was easier to do that way than to edit the save game. The peace treaty with China was just the 'offer puppet status' option in the diplomacy screen.
There are some pretty large Red Army stacks in the former Baltic states, and they're all heading to the front. Al's not likely to mention it, but the US Army is already screaming for assistance from her allies (i.e. MilCon FTW!)