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Originally posted by Lord Joseph



A response? Hot-damn! Someone actually reads this? I was beginning to wonder about a thread 35 posts long where about 28 were mine :)


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Yeah, unfortunately it's a strange quirk of the board. It takes a while to get used to. MrT's right, though, don't give it up. It's very good.
 

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“Berlin has fallen, all is lost.”

“Where do you hear such news, Dimitri?”

“April fools milord.”

“Dimitri, did you really think I would find that amusing?”

“No sir, I must confess that it appears all humor is lost on you.”

“Damn straight. A sense of humor will only weaken your ability to hold power. Laughter is not a weakness, Dimitri, but a vice to be avoided at all costs.”

A knocking at the door interrupted Friesack’s scolding of Dimitri. Baron Von Madgeburg appeared at the door, much more sullen than usual.

“Something vexes thee, kind friend?”

“Berlin is again under siege. The putrid Saxons have set their camp around the city.”

“More months of his highness being a guest in your home appear imminent. My sympathy for you is genuine in that regard. What happened to the Polish army that was guarding the city?”

“They packed their bags and moved two weeks ago.”

“Milord Madgeburg, they went home?”

“Not exactly, if you look out the window, you might still see the tail end of their flank marching by at this moment.”

“MARCHING TO WHERE?”

“Why, Hannover my friend. It will make a sweet addition to the Polish nation.”

“I suppose we must grant them that much, for now. But how do we now combat the Saxon army?”

“Perhaps now that Lithuania has reentered the war, they will send men to aid our cause.”

“I find that extremely unlikely my friend, their commitment is as thin as parchment. A solution will present itself, it always does.”

“I pray you are right, but what shall we tell the Prince?”

“The Prince needn’t be bothered, his mood is already down with the final melting of the snow.”
 

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LJ, this is excellent stuff. I am enjoying this AAR immensely, so don't stop now.

Brandenburg is always one of my favorite countries to play in EU, & is very challenging at the beginning. Your choice to enter the Polish alliance has much to commend it. The downside is the fact that the Hanseatic Alliance tends to descend on Berlin in force in every war - which the Poles declare with great frequency. But I think you can bear witness to that problem... ;)

I will be following this with great interest.
 

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“Well Hot-Damn, it’s about time. I was beginning to wonder if I would ever see the day of our victory.”

Friedrich’s confidence in the ability of his subordinates was deeply moving to Baron Von Friesack, a notably sarcastic man. Mecklenburg had fallen, whop-di-frieken-do. The fact that Brandenburg remained at war with no less then five other nations was apparently lost on the Elector-Prince, as were many other things.

“Milord, may I humbly and respectfully remind you of our on going war with the nations of Pommern, Holstein, Bremen, Saxony, Hannover, and the Teutonic Order of Knights?” Friesack did not have the patience for the old man’s stupidity that Madgeburg had.

“My good servant Friesack, when will I be able to tour our newest city? I haven’t seen the Baltic in years.”

“Milord, it will be at least a little while longer, for Mecklenburg continues to deny our humble request of their annexation.”

“Deny our request, can they do such a thing?”

“Your keen intellect is stunning milord. We shall be sure to have a clerk check to make sure that they have a legal right to decline your imposition of foreign rule upon them.” Friesack grew tired of attempting to explain the situation to the feeble ruler. Of course they could refute annexation, but the question is why.

“If that fool Von Liebenwalde had simply annihilated their armies originally, we would not be left in such a position.” Von Madgeburg’s opinion of the military leader’s competency was obviously in decline.

“You mean to tell me Mecklenburg still has men available? Why wasn’t this brought to my attention?”

“Because I cannot answer the latter, I will respond to the former. They possess a force of approximately 2,500 men, all infantry. They are currently marching from Vonpommern to Mecklenburg, in a vain attempt to liberate the city.”

“Milord Friedrich, perhaps it would be prudent for you to obligate Baron Von Liebenwalde to remain in Mecklenburg a bit longer, until the remaining forces of that city are defeated.”

“Good Friesack, it shall be done as you have said.”

“With that done, I must regretfully retreat to my quarters to plan the next step of our conflicts. I big you a good day, friend Madgeburg and milord Friedrich.”

“Before you leave, have you noticed the date?”

“According to Dimitri, today is July 5th. Is that of some special significance?”

“Why Friesack, you have lost some of your keen observation skills. It is the four year anniversary of our annexation of this very land of Madgeburg, and of our young noble friends appointment to his position.”

With a nod, Friesack retreated. He was not one for sentimental anniversaries, but the time had flown. Had it really been four full years since the annexation of Madgeburg?
 

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It seemed like days since the morning’s conversation with Friedrich and Madgeburg. The day had been one of chaos. Foolish governmental clerks packing their bags, ready to move back to Berlin. They heard the rumors of Mecklenburg’s fall, and assume the war was drawing to an end.

“Milord, a letter from Baron Von Kremmen.”

News from the diplomatic front, this could be either good or bad. Friesack had ordered the diplomat to offer peace to any nation after the fall of Madgeburg, with the thread that whoever refused would be next.

“I have not the energy to read the letter myself, would you please ask the Baron to report to me as soon as he may find the time.”

“Milord, which Baron might that be?”

“Dimitri, how many Barons do I ever talk to?”

“I suppose you mean Lord Madgeburg. I will get him myself.”

In the royal court, a request to a younger noble to report at his convenience was not very distinguishable from an order to do so immediately. With that said, it was close to an hour before Baron Von Madgeburg appeared at his door.

“I must have caught you at a poor time, my friend.”

“Not really, but Dimitri told me you wished to see me at the earliest convenient time. What is it you wanted?”

Apparently, someone had forgotten to tell the boy the political protocol that was inherent in Friesack’s request. A discussion for another time, to be sure.

“Friend, will you read that letter that sits on the table? What does it say?”

“A summery, or word for word?”

“A summery, my friend, a summery.”

“Pommern has excepted our offer for white peace, but the others refuse.”

“Could you write him a response for me? Please ask him to respectfully remind our German brethren that we will not offer such merciful terms once our armies move against them. Perhaps that will weaken their resolve.”

“I shall do it this moment milord, is there anything else?”

“Yes, please inform Baron Von Liebenwalde that he is to march to Bremen immediately after the Mecklenburg army is defeated.”

“What about the Saxons in Berlin?”

“They shall have to wait for now. We will never secede lands to them anyway, and they are within striking distance of the Poles. Perhaps after Hannover is annexed by the Poles, the Saxons will come to their senses.”

It was wishful thinking at least.
 
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OOC: Mecklenburg v. Mecklemburg?

It is spelled Mecklemburg in the game, but for some reason the default spelling on my word processor is Mecklenburg. Just thought I would go ahead and throw it out there. I'm not illiterate, I swear :D

I can't figure out how to change the default spelling, so I am just leaving it as Mecklenburg. I hope I don't offend anyone :)
 

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Alright, thats good to know.

This is another OOC post, but this is certainly the most "detailed" AAR i have done yet.

I have had AARs that were into the 16th century by page 3, I am barely going to hit 1425. Ah well, as long as it isn't too long-winded, I guess it's fine.
 

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Brandenburg- October,1424

Mecklenburg refutes annexation... grrr...

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The annual tradition of gathering at the Elector-Prince’s bedside bright and early each New Year’s Day was not limited to Berlin. It was a tradition of which Friedrich was not particularly fond. He loved his sleep and loathed his meetings with his nobles. The combination of depriving him of sleep for the sake of a meeting was more than he could bear. The year was no 1425, the fifth time such a meeting had occurred.

“Friends, why do you come so early just to get my signature on a few papers? Why not have me sign them before I begin to celebrate? I thought our deal was that you were to run the government, and I was to do what rulers do. I was to enjoy my life, and do little else.”

The two nobles had little choice but to apologize to Friedrich. He did have a point, he was useless and powerless in affairs of state, and they really didn’t need him for anything except the signing of the finished orders anyway. A knocking at the door broke the silence.

“Milords, I have news.”

“Baron Von Prignitz, it has been years since we have seen you. What is it?”

“Yes milord, I have been busy touring the continent, evaluating skills which I had hoped to incorporate into our system of government.”

“And where you successful?”

“Von Friesack, you are still the chief advisor? That is of little surprise, given your untouchable political knowledge and tact. I see you have done well in my absence.”

“You are too kind, my noble friend.”

“Oh, don’t be silly…”

“No, really, too kind… you were speaking of news?”

“Yes, of course, you are always a man of action. I am happy to report that we can now place trading posts to colonize land (Trade tech = 2).”

“Kind sir, do we know of any such land?”

“Not at this moment, but hopefully sometime in the future…”

“Thank you for that nugget of useless knowledge, you may go.” Friesack did not like Prignitz, he never had. He found the man to be superficial and annoying, which is why he sent him away from court.

“Milord, if you may, I have more.”

“Go on, my noble friend.” Friedrich was a bit bewildered by his advisors rudeness, but he had given up on understanding Friesack’s actions long ago.

“While in Paris, I visited an Art Gallery. It served a great purpose, for it helped to keep the people content. It would be a vital boost to our stability milord.”

While this interested Friesack a bit more, it was still relatively useless at this point in time. “Prignitz, the stability of our nation is fine, in fact it could not be better. I think that your venture would prove costly and unnecessary now, but might be of use in the future. Perhaps you will do us the favor of returning to the Atlantic coast of Europe to do further investigation on other options to improve out infrastructure?”

“Your wish is also your command milord, and thus I will go.” Rather perturbed at his the rude treatment he had received, Prignitz turned and left the chambers. That man was growing more egotistical by the day.

Baron Von Madgeburg was now perfectly confused. “Friend, what was that about? Why did you reviewer him in such an auspicious manner?”

“Friend, that is a conversation for another time and place. Where were we anyway? Ah, the census tax…”
 

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My (albeit limited) experience to date is that you don't get as many responses in thread in the longer, detailed and (largely) serious AARs as you do to the short-and-sweet slap-happy ones. Both have their followings, and you can't appeal to everyone, but I think if you actually make a note each time you post an instalment (or set thereof) as to what the views are when you post it compared to a few days later, you get a better idea as to how many people are actually reading what you write.

I mention this for two reasons:

I'll confess that I tend to prefer reading more detailed AARs like this once every other day (or group of posts) so I can read a larger swaths at a time. Otherwise I find myself having to continually go back to "get into the mood". I'd rather try to stay in the flow.

Also, I try not to clutter AARs like yours up with as many OT/attaboy posts to make it easier for others to read it without interuptions. Considering my own previously-expressed frustration at lack-of-response, I guess I'd better take myself out and give myself a sound thrashing.

Please be absolutely assured that I will...

(1) be reading this religiously, though perhaps not daily, and

(2) I will use a very well-trained pack of Canadian huskies to track you down and then beat the living daylights out of you if you so much as contemplate abandoning the story.

Clear? Good.

:)

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I note that you, like I am, have been working on/experimenting with your "dialogue" skills in the last half-dozen posts or so. I find it flows very smoothly and naturally...works really well.

Honestly, LJ, I really hope you keep at it. This is a pleasure to read.

If I wasn't itching to begin my Papacy AAR before the end of the year, I'd challenge you to a race to see which one of us finishes his AAR first...first to finish is the loser. Mind you, you've got a head start since I started my French one almost two months ago.:eek:

Enough OT? Probably...

More please.:)
 

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Originally posted by MrT
My (albeit limited) experience to date is that you don't get as many responses in thread in the longer, detailed and (largely) serious AARs as you do to the short-and-sweet slap-happy ones. Both have their followings, and you can't appeal to everyone, but I think if you actually make a note each time you post an instalment (or set thereof) as to what the views are when you post it compared to a few days later, you get a better idea as to how many people are actually reading what you write.

I mention this for two reasons:

I'll confess that I tend to prefer reading more detailed AARs like this once every other day (or group of posts) so I can read a larger swaths at a time. Otherwise I find myself having to continually go back to "get into the mood". I'd rather try to stay in the flow.

Also, I try not to clutter AARs like yours up with as many OT/attaboy posts to make it easier for others to read it without interuptions. Considering my own previously-expressed frustration at lack-of-response, I guess I'd better take myself out and give myself a sound thrashing.

Please be absolutely assured that I will...

(1) be reading this religiously, though perhaps not daily, and

(2) I will use a very well-trained pack of Canadian huskies to track you down and then beat the living daylights out of you if you so much as contemplate abandoning the story.

Clear? Good.

:)

****

I note that you, like I am, have been working on/experimenting with your "dialogue" skills in the last half-dozen posts or so. I find it flows very smoothly and naturally...works really well.

Honestly, LJ, I really hope you keep at it. This is a pleasure to read.

If I wasn't itching to begin my Papacy AAR before the end of the year, I'd challenge you to a race to see which one of us finishes his AAR first...first to finish is the loser. Mind you, you've got a head start since I started my French one almost two months ago.:eek:

Enough OT? Probably...

More please.:)

Your opinion is not only noted, but strongly encouraged. Truth be told, whether or not I get the "great job, keep going" posts or not isn't important. I can tell by the number of views that it is being read, so thats enough for me.

My main concern was doing another Brandenburg AAR, because it has been done, is currently being done, and will continue to be done. With that in mind I have tried to take a noticibly different style of posting, if not gameplay. Since I have only played until 1427, I have no idea how the game will play out, and I like it better that way.

I didn't even intend to play that far without posting, but I had no choice (as you will see).

My predicament is I dare not do 2 AARs at once. I don't think I can do that. As a result, I am posting updates at a furious pace right now, but thats fine by me. I am determined to finish this AAR... no matter how long it takes.

OK, enough OOC from me... we now return you to your regularly scheduled... blah blah blah...
 

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Originally posted by Lord Joseph

My predicament is I dare not do 2 AARs at once. I don't think I can do that. As a result, I am posting updates at a furious pace right now, but thats fine by me. I am determined to finish this AAR... no matter how long it takes.

Most excellent news.:)
 

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The conversation had moved to Friesack’s personal chambers, for Friedrich had become increasingly grumpy. He ordered that he only be disturbed when the final orders were written up, and needed his signature.

“What happened in there?”

“Prignitz has belittled me ever since I gained my inheritance. What were we discussing before he interrupted?”

“We hadn’t yet decided on how to spend the year’s census tax.”

“Well, now that the tax collectors have been placed in every province, I suppose there is no reason not to recruit some men. We have only 38 ducats to play with though, that will buy us either two thousand cavalry divisions or four thousand infantry.”

“We could buy two thousand infantry and one thousand cavalry.”

Apparently, Madgeburg had meant that as a joke, but any sense of irony was lost on Friesack at this moment.

“Are you sure you are alright?”

“Of course I am. Let’s see, I believe four thousand infantry would be appropriate. Will you draw up the order? Good, your cooperative spirit is touching. Friend I am feeling a bit tired, I think I shall take a rest.”

The young Baron was now terribly confused. He had been a friend of this man for four years, and this was a mood he had yet to see. Could it be that even the stoic Friesack had a skeleton in his closet? “Friend are you sure that you are alright?”

“I am perfectly well, just a bit tired. I will be fine in a few hours. Until then, please see that the orders are properly carried out.”

Baron Von Friesack did not need sleep. He needed time to think. Lots and lots of time to think…
 

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“Well it’s about time. They refused without any basis for close to six months. At least we finally have our center of trade.”

The Barons Madgeburg and Friesack were quite joyous over the news that Mecklenburg had finally agreed to join the Electorate of Brandenburg. They were so excited, in fact, that they totally neglected to notify Friedrich I, who unofficially heard the news while being served his breakfast.

“Milords, his majesty wishes to have a few words with you.”

The tremble in Dimitri’s voice was a bit concerning. The younger Madgeburg was deeply worried about upsetting the Elector-Prince, and his faced showed it.

“Friend, our Prince is a guest in your home, and we are his successful advisors. We have nothing to fear, for even Friedrich is not yet senile enough to cut off the hand that feeds him.”

Friesack underestimated how upset Friedrich would be. As soon as they walked into the temporary royal chambers, he ordered the door shut.

“My loyal advisors, I have trusted you with much over the last few years. You have succeeded in near everything that you have endeavored in, and I commend you for that. With this said, I am deeply disappointed in you. I politely requested to be informed immediately upon the confirmation of Mecklenburg’s annexation, and yet you delayed? I want to see the Baltic! I want to see the water.”

Friedrich then proceeded to break down like a small child. He continued to utter partial phrases about wanting to play with the “fishes” or something. For a moment’s time he had appeared almost like a real ruler, but only for a fleeting moment.

“Milord, it would be my honor to arrange for you to visit Mecklenburg at this very instant, if that is what you want. Dimitri, please fetch the Prince a coach, for he will ride before sunset.”

“Thank you, my friends, you have been so kind to me.”

At least Madgeburg was rid of his royal guest, and at least this war could finally begin to draw to an end. He grew weary of war. He longed for news from Baron Von Kremmen, the diplomat who was still tirelessly pursuing peace. Maybe the annexation of Mecklenburg would pull everyone to the bargaining table. He should be so lucky.
 

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“What have we done to deserve such blessings my friend?”

“Lord Madgeburg, it is better not to question the grace of God, but to thankfully accept it.”

“But three pieces of good news in ten short days?”

The annexation of Mecklenburg on February 1st had been the beginning of the lucky streak of the two Barons. The Princes subsequent vacation to the northern city had served as a definite second. And now, ten days later, a messenger had come from Baron Von Liebenwalde to inform them of the fall of Bremen.

“So shall we incorporate them into our growing nation as well, my noble Friesack?”

“Perhaps our noble Liebenwalde failed to mention the Bremen-held land of Gelre, eh? We cannot annex Bremen, as much as it pains me to say. That does not mean that this is not an important step in the process of peace. We now hold an important bargaining chip in the process of peace. Perhaps our other enemies will look favorably upon our lenient terms of peace for Bremen, and bestow a similar grace upon us.”

“Milord, perhaps we should try to take Gelre by sea? We have two ships already in Mecklenburg, within a few years we could build a few more, and land an invasion army.”

“I fear that is not a practical solution my friend. It would take many ships and many men to be successful at such a feat, and all of those cost money that we do not have. We will demand only money from Bremen, and in return we will gain the trust and respect of the international community.”

With a bit of hesitancy, Madgeburg agreed to his friend’s analysis. Friesack would have loved to annex Bremen, but it was impossible now. Maybe another time, but not now. Perhaps his generosity would help the Saxon king forget that nasty incident with the mangled messenger. He could only imagine the reaction in the Saxon court to their fellow countryman being slaughtered.

Anger control was not yet a trait that Friesack had mastered. Oh well, no one is perfect.
 
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Originally posted by Lord Joseph
“Well it’s about time. They refused without any basis for close to six months. At least we finally have our center of trade.”

At least Madgeburg was rid of his royal guest, and at least this war could finally begin to draw to an end. He grew weary of war. He longed for news from Baron Von Kremmen, the diplomat who was still tirelessly pursuing peace. Maybe the annexation of Mecklenburg would pull everyone to the bargaining table. He should be so lucky.

I bet the Baron of Magdeburg was going broke over financing the stay of his king. Kings can have such an expensive taste.
 

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“I must confess, friend, that I have mixed feelings about this.”

It was the first of March, and Madgeburg and Friesack had received word that their Polish allies had successfully annexed Hannover. Friesack too had realized that this could prove a dangerous situation should the relations between Brandenburg and Poland ever fall, which the inevitably would.

“There is little we can do right now, my friend. While I share your sentiments on this issue, we have absolutely no choice but to accept their victory and affirm their conquest. Put on a happy face, friend, for we need not alienate anyone else.”

Both had begun to long for an end of this war, for neither had expected it to last so long. Saxony still besieged the capital, and there were still lagging members of the Hanseatic League who had yet to make peace. Baron Von Kremmen was in Bremen on this day, attempting to iron out a peace treaty with them.

Once Bremen was out of the war, Von Liebenwalde could march the army to Saxony, and perhaps then the Saxon’s resolve would weaken. This war would be over soon… or at least both men hoped it would.
 

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The April rain did not dampen the mood of the Madgeburg residence. Clerks were busily writing and sending messages, young boys gathered outside in an attempt to get employment delivering messages. Friesack and Baron Von Madgeburg had received word just yesterday that Bremen had accepted a peace treaty where they paid 100 ducats to the Brandenburg government.

“Why, my noble Friesack, did we have to share the money with Poland, let alone Lithuania?”

“Its in the terms of our alliance. I believed we received a portion of the spoils when Lithuania defeated the Teutonic Order, but I could be wrong.”

“It just doesn’t seem right, the Lithuanian Army has not moved from its capital in years. They have done nothing to aid our cause. Why should they see the fruits of our labors?”

“It’s a twisted world my friend. Just be thankful that there is only one enemy left. This war will be over soon. Have you ordered Liebenwalde and the army back to Brandenburg?”

“It’s being done as we speak. What of our plan to replace Liebenwalde with myself? We had a deal…”

“I am quite aware, and you are a much more capable leader anyway. However, at this point it would look too suspicious, as he is winning several victories. Perhaps after the war is over he could be persuaded to resign as a hero, and you will get your chance. There will be many more wars to prove yourself my friend, but we must make sure that our own gain does not come too blatantly at the expense of the country.”

Though disappointed, Madgeburg realized that his friend was right. They couldn’t remove Liebenwalde now, not after his victories in Mecklenburg and Bremen. Madgeburg was still a young man, barely 24. He would have his opportunities, but his impatience was growing. He used to be such a patient man, but perhaps Friesack had an influence on him in that regard.
 

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Still a great read, LJ. I'm glad to hear you're going to continue.