Unresponsible Random Guess - Future DLC Content

[deadhand13]

What is wrong with you people, complaining about a guy posting on the internet?

Because "nonmedy".

 

[alfian]

It's okay, he's fine... he just some fans who can't be patient. Anyways me too, can't wait more DLC stuff.

 

[Choombi]

1) Way Of Antarctic DLC
2) Way Of Arctic DLC
3) 1)+2) = Way Of Penguin DLC
4) Way Of Panda DLC
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Seriously (kappa):
1) Way Of Death DLC (100 different way to kill a man, 1000 different kinds of death)
2) Way Of Cheat DLC (100 different way to cheat your spouse, or be cheated - try to refuse being caught!)
3) Way Of Lose DLC (100 buffs to AI strength, this one probably is the only one so serious that I almost forget to put here!)
4) Way Of Architect (This is the ultimate architecture DLC -- Now you can spend your hard earned gold building many more new cool stuffs! Like new zoos, new ferris wheel, new fairy castle, castle with dragon and princess, and most of all, they generate 99 gold each month!)
And these cool buildings can show themselves up on the big map now.
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More seriously (really?):
1)Forum reported bug-fixes/requirements/wishes realization
2)Forum reported bug-fixes/requirements/wishes denial
3)Forum reported bug-fixes/requirements/wishes half realization
4)Apollo Mission In Medieval!
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P.S.
To those hopeless souls: These two piece of guesses are for serious:
Way Of Architect (because Paradox has confirmed they 'may' add something to fix the cultural building problem). Let`s just hope they will add more, even new types of buildings!
Forum reported bug-fixes/requirements/wishes realization

I know this is necro for an obvious troll thread, but he somehow got it right.

 

[Mike Louis]

Meet the Fuggers. Play as a Jewish or Lombard banking family. Lend money at ruinous interest rates, build up trade networks, research new financial instruments ("I'll option next year's flax crop at six shillings a quarter with a June 30 delivery."). Foreclose on delinquent counts and barons and put managers in their place, get run out of town on a rail, get booted from the kingdom by a greedy and zealous king looking for quick cash to fund his next Crusade.

This can be named either The Wrath of Lehman or Too Big to Fail

 

[icedt729]

The devs have dramatically increased performance with this patch, which can mean only one thing: they plan to slow the game down again with another large map expansion. China DLC confirmed.

 

[DàbiànLājīdàrén]

The devs have dramatically increased performance with this patch, which can mean only one thing: they plan to slow the game down again with another large map expansion. China DLC confirmed.

No, it's obviously for the Playable Theocracies DLC Paradox has been hinting at for the last 3 years.