The room is full of delegates from the member states of the United Nations. Von Hapsburg has taken the place of the Eutopian delegate for this session, and when reqesting the floor, is granted it. He steps up to the podium with a manila envelope, and a cassette, which is handed to a technician.
He then begins his speech.
August and esteemed delegates of the United Nations;
Four years ago, as some of you may know, Eutopia’s central bank was subject to a terrorist attack. We launched an investigation, as is the custom following a bombing, and found that a group of radicals, the Marxist group Friends of Durruti, was responsible. Also, we found that the orchestrator of this infamous act, a man named Cornelius Dank, had ties with the President of the Republic of Cuba, Felix Castor.
As your excellencies know, sponsoring terrorism against a legitimate government is against set conventions of international law. We are a legitimate government. We are able to excecute our resolutions, we are capable of repelling invaders, and we can keep the general peace. These acts of the Republic of Cuba is heinous, and a breach of treaties signed by Cuba. Here is the evidence:
He reads the paper inside the envelope:
He then gives the cue for the tape to be played:
The serial numbers match, the perpetrator revealed all, and this is concrete evidence. We do not condemn Russia, who thought they were supplying weapons to a legitimate army.
I call on the United Nations to pass a resolution to condemn the Republic of Cuba for their serous breach of international law, for no governmentcan escape the fact that ‘pacta sunt servanta’, that is, that pacts are binding.
He then begins his speech.
August and esteemed delegates of the United Nations;
Four years ago, as some of you may know, Eutopia’s central bank was subject to a terrorist attack. We launched an investigation, as is the custom following a bombing, and found that a group of radicals, the Marxist group Friends of Durruti, was responsible. Also, we found that the orchestrator of this infamous act, a man named Cornelius Dank, had ties with the President of the Republic of Cuba, Felix Castor.
As your excellencies know, sponsoring terrorism against a legitimate government is against set conventions of international law. We are a legitimate government. We are able to excecute our resolutions, we are capable of repelling invaders, and we can keep the general peace. These acts of the Republic of Cuba is heinous, and a breach of treaties signed by Cuba. Here is the evidence:
He reads the paper inside the envelope:
Envelope 1 said:1: Key
2: Shipping/Cargo Manifest from Tropicano, voyaging from Havana, Cuba to Hurteau, Eutopia, arriving on Feb. 21st
3: Taped telephone conversation between Felix Castor and unidentified operative based in Argentina.
4: Transcript of Envelope 3.
5: Photographs of suspected and unidentified Cuban operative in Buenos Aires, meeting with known Cuban Secret Service contact.
6: Print-out of travel information of unidentified Cuban operative from envelopes 2-5 showing flight into New Lancaster from Buenos Aires.
Note: Despite the evidence we have been able to acquire, the suspect who appears to be the Friends of Durruti's chief in-country operative has proved exceptionally capable. Upon arrival in the United Provinces of Eutopia we have lost track of the operative. In Buenos Aires we believe he was responsible for the loss of two agents, and proved exceptionally difficult to gather much information on. The information in envelopes 3 and 4 appears to be the exception, and is probably due to Castor's over-confidence in the security of the connection and insistence of the superiority of his own knowledge of fieldcraft. To his credit, our unknown operative did his best to minimize the damage.
We have taken to calling this man the alias he used on his travel papers, an alias that is well constructed and traces back very deep into the official Argentinian authorities' records: Francisco J. Rio
He then gives the cue for the tape to be played:
Transcript of Cornelius Dank's confession said:I've ... some wire transfer information that shows that even after the initial attack on the ECB and the first round of arrests, Castor was still transferring money to Dank through Humberto Garzas; he's Castor's resident DGI operative in New Lancaster. Castor still thought he had a chance at this.
"Also attached is information regarding a Zurich account in which Castor was depositing funds for Dank' use. Also, some records from the Cuban military which show a match between the serial number on anti-tank weapons received from Russia and later transferred to Dank's group. Smoking guns, no?"
The serial numbers match, the perpetrator revealed all, and this is concrete evidence. We do not condemn Russia, who thought they were supplying weapons to a legitimate army.
I call on the United Nations to pass a resolution to condemn the Republic of Cuba for their serous breach of international law, for no governmentcan escape the fact that ‘pacta sunt servanta’, that is, that pacts are binding.