You should choose me, despite the fact I already have access to the beta because...
I have a dry sense of wit. I can write a review that will have people fidgeting in their seats.
Also, I already know that it's effing excellent......
I might write the review anyway if you ask me nicely.
I'm a big WW2 head - I intend to study it at University.
I got told off for not making this funny enough, or interesting. Thus, may I present the protagonist of our review.