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Arcane missiles at the frozen Hamm
(Technically, he's not Frozen, he's just stuck in place and temporarily blind)

You cast Arcane Missiles at Hamm.
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6 of the Missiles hit Hamm in his back, 1 of the Missiles just barely misses and hits the road. Hamm takes 6 Damage. Hamm looks very run down, and his back has smoke coming off of it.
 

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With the Bonus Spells done, Ampwitz turn ends.

Viserion's Turn:

Viserion, who's a little scared of Hamm now, runs behind Merlik and Hides behind him.
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Viserion doesn't do an action. He ends his turn.

Rob's Turn:
 
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((I want to hit this guy with my longs sword next turn))
Lay on hands at whoever has the lowest health

Then when it's my turn hit Hamm with my longsword

It really seems like Rob wants to hit Hamm with his longsword, so he finally hits Hamm with his longsword.
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It hits Hamm very hard, dealing 12 damage to Hamm.

Hamm is in bad shape, and both Bozo and Chozo can see this. Rob ends his turn.

Merlik's Turn:
 

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Merlik uses his move to get off the ground.
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Merlik is successful in getting up. Then he prepares to shoot his Blunderbuss straight at Hamm.
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Merlik shoots his Blunderbuss straight into Hamm's Head. Hamm takes 4 damage. Since no one is behind Hamm, no one else takes 4.

Merlik ends his turn.
 

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Hamm's Turn:

Hamm, mad and blind, attempts to get up off the road.
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Hamm can't get up; the Blunderbuss shot at his head must have screwed up his brains (at least temporarily). Combined with his Burning back from Arcane Missiles, he's in too much pain to move at this time.

"Oh bloody hell!" Hamm yells in pain, "I can't move! It hurts! It hurts too much!"

Bozo and Chozo immediately become afraid. Rob and Lleywellen loose 1 Health each. Hamm's turn ends without him doing anything, but he does get 2 health back.

Bozo's Turn:

Bozo, in desperation, uses his move to cast Spirit Rush.
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Bozo's Spirit Rush is so good, it gives Bozo confidence to stay and fight for his Boss. He gets 5 Actions this turn.

Bozo will first use his potion launcher to hurl a Rejuvination Potion at Hamm.
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He loads up the Potion Launcher and hurls the Rejuvination Potion at Hamm. Hamm heals for 10 and his blindness dissipates.

Then Bozo notices Lucas. "Hey, you're that one guy I hit with the staff a lot. That was fun! I'm-a do that again!" So he attacks Lucas 4 times with his Oaken Staff.
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Lucas takes 2 damage.
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Lucas takes 4 damage and then Bozo gets to cast a spell for free. He casts Force Pillar on Merlik.
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Bozo successfully casts Force Pillar, but Merlik is attempting to jump out of the way.
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Merlik successfully jumps out of the Way. Bozo then goes back to hitting Lucas with his staff.
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Lucas takes 2 damage.
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Lucas takes 1 damage, as Bozo doesn't hit as hard. "Me getting bored with hitting you," Bozo says.

Bozo's Turn ends.

Chozo's Turn:

Chozo looks around, and decides whether he wants to stay or not. (High is he stays)
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Chozo realizes how dire the situation is, combined with his own health and cowardice, and yells to Hamm. "Me sorry Boss," Chozo says, "But we lost."

Hamm looks and yells back "No, No, Chozo! Ye can't abandon us now! We're turning things around!"

Chozo shakes his head, "It's over Boss," he says, "We can't win. We're as good as dead anyways. Me running!"

Hamm yells "N-no Chozo! W-were do ye think ye can even run? Plutuss 'll just come find ye and kill ye anyways!"

Chozo doesn't say. Instead, he casts Windwalk.
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Chozo turns into a Nimbus and flies into the Forest. A trail of Fog follows him. Chozo turns back into a Porc, deep in the forest.

Hamm yells "Ye coward! You traitor! Damn you Chozo! I hope Plutuss's men show no mercy when they catch ya!" Bozo also yells "Good luck avoiding Plutuss, you traitor!"
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Chozo ends his turn.

Lucas's Turn:
 
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"Stop hitting me, you lowborn porc freak!" Shouted Lucas, before attempting to decapitate the porc.
 

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"Stop hitting me, you lowborn porc freak!" Shouted Lucas, before attempting to decapitate the porc.
You use your longsword in an attempt to decapitate Bozo.
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Lucas hits Bozo in the neck, but Lucas didn't realize how thick Porc skin is, especially Black Boar Porcs. He does 12 damage to Bozo, and his neck bleeds, but he does not succeed in decapitating Bozo.

Lucas ends his turn. Hamm takes 3 damage from the Honor Chains.

Lleywellen's Turn:
 

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Lleywellen pulls a spell out of his hat.
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He immediately pulls out the Sun Cleric spell Aroura Borealis, and without having to do anything, it immediately casts, hitting Hamm and Bozo for 10 damage each. Bozo is about to faint, he can't think straight anymore.

Because Lleywellen rolled a 20, all the Elves get a bonus spell (Including Merlik this time).

Lleywellen also has an action, but it looks like at this point he won't get to do it...

Merlik's Bonus Spell:

Merlik is going to cast a Fireball on Hamm.
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Merlik hits Hamm with the Fireball. Hamm takes 10 Damage and is now in Critical Condition.