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The good Goon Teuton is looking for new friends and allies to come visit his wonderful shantytown. Already, the Goon counts the Gorilla of Turkey and the Aragonese Peacock as his friends, and they are welcome to visit anytime.
You too can join the elect!
Unfortunately, due to the predatory habits of his neighbours and the ineptitude of several international financiers in loaning money to said neighbours beyond their means to repay, the town is burning slightly at the moment.
As such, the Goon issues a call for aid from all who would see the Goon triumphant in peace: "Friends, Romans, and big creatures with nasty teeth that just crawled out from under a rock, the Goon calls upon you to send minor gifts or minor loans with 1% interest and a five year duration for the restoration of the Shantytown."
Remember the words of wisdom:
The Goon Looking for Friends

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The good Goon Teuton is looking for new friends and allies to come visit his wonderful shantytown. Already, the Goon counts the Gorilla of Turkey and the Aragonese Peacock as his friends, and they are welcome to visit anytime.
You too can join the elect!
Unfortunately, due to the predatory habits of his neighbours and the ineptitude of several international financiers in loaning money to said neighbours beyond their means to repay, the town is burning slightly at the moment.
As such, the Goon issues a call for aid from all who would see the Goon triumphant in peace: "Friends, Romans, and big creatures with nasty teeth that just crawled out from under a rock, the Goon calls upon you to send minor gifts or minor loans with 1% interest and a five year duration for the restoration of the Shantytown."
Remember the words of wisdom:
Never lose faith in the light of the moon,
never eat pizza with your dining spoon,
if life is jolly rotten, let me grant you this boon,
life is funnier, when you support the Goon"
never eat pizza with your dining spoon,
if life is jolly rotten, let me grant you this boon,
life is funnier, when you support the Goon"
The Goon Looking for Friends