So, I used to love Europa Universalis. I played part 1, part 2, part 3, Rome and part 4. Addmittedly, I didnt like the 4th part as much as the third because I miss the sliders.
But that's not the point. Part 4 was still enjoyable when it came out. I played it, I enjoyed it and I was able to end games as the world's (only) major super power on normal difficulty, even if I started out relatively small. I had fun.
No more though. I havent seriously played the game in more than a year (except in the last 2 months again) and I must say I am severely disappointed. While I am more of a casual player than someone who could spend 50 hrs a week gaming, I did play all the EU games, plus CK II and Victoria II and none of these games were as fucked up difficult as EUIV has become.
It must be some of the patches in the last 1-2 years that made it that hard, cause I remember it wasnt like this when it first came out. Many will probably laugh at me for "just being a bad player". Likely, however, Paradox has catered to the enquiries of hardcore gamers that wanted a more difficult gameplay experience. But WHY did Paradoy not just add additional difficulty levels?
Why make the standard game more difficult?
Seriously, I played on EASY as soon as I recognized that the game somehow got harder. And even on EASY I ran into issues. Some nations, though not necessarily weak or small are almost impossible to play. Let's look at two examples:
1. Bavaria, Easy Difficulty, no lucky countries
I remember playing "Baden" in EU3 and "winning" the game. With the much bigger Bavaria in EUIV (easy), I had no luck however. Bavaria is almost impossible to play as it is squeezed in between Austria and Bohemia and they WILL fuck with you. I somehow managed to never get invaded by Austria but Bohemia soon became a problem (and emperor). Even though I had already taken two new provinces and was allied to Saxony, Bohemia easily crushed us both. I soon took a diplomatic-military pathway where I would be constantly over the relations limit but have lots of allies, vassals and (soon) annexed vassals. However, Austria and Bohemia still grew faster than I and while on normal it was completely impossible to expand (Emperor joins enemies), in "easy" it still mostly impossible. I expanded quite a bit anyway (starting provinces + 5 provinces annexed + 2 current vassals). However, by 1530 or so, the others a even bigger. Except for a few archbishops, most German countries are quite big and more mighty than me (namely Saxony, Bohemia, Austria, Cologne, Brabant and the Hanse). At this point, I have practically lost as there is almost nothing that I can do and because of rivalries I cant ally more than one of the relatively powerful countries, leaving me vulnerable for attacks from Bohemia who is stronger than most others and always warmongering.
2. I had similar experiences with most other nations I tried, be it Novgorod (squeezed in between Denmark, Moscow and Lithunia, all being rivals of me), some big arab nations (including Mamlucks and "Iraq") that also was sourrounded by rivals. In the Novgorod game I actually survived and havent "lost" yet, but it's been tedious. I havent expanded one bit in 100 years, having to keep up lots of alliances and an army bigger than my country can take, just to not be immediately attacked by Moscow. Early on, this was hard to do as finances werent great, but I soon began focusing on trade so it became possible. I funded Swedens war of independence to get a new ally in the west but Denmark soon took them back again. Lithunia was a short-term ally before they suddenly turned against me because they want my provinces. Again, I am where I started. I will try to
- Essentially, I think the game is fucked because you cant "unrival" people and if you are in a bad position, you will almost always lose because you are sorrounded by rivals and the guys BEHIND your rivals have a negative opinion modifier because they are too far away and thus less likely to ally or join in wars. So, there is just you and three rivals that are bigger and stronger than you. Minor allies wont save you. Great.
- Moreover, I dont get why the Emperor joins in EVERY war on "normal", and in most wars on "easy". The reality was different historically, plus this makes the game so much harder.
- In general, you cant influence "AI aggressiveness". In EUIII I think you could do this in the options. I kept in normal/medium I think, I dont know why they removed this option in EUIV. AI is super aggressive and even on easy, they are likely to attack sooner or later.
- Peace negotiations are ridicilious. AI has a HUGE advantage, even on easy. Like, when you want peace with your enemy that you have conquered, you literally need 100% of their land and they cant have even 1000 men left, else they ll never agree to a deal that only costs like 70% of the war score. In general, you need like 20-30% more warscore than the negotiation screens suggest. The AI on the other hand will only ever make peace with you, if you are the defender, if you over at least 40% more than the warscore. So they have 10% warscore and I have an army bigger than they have (just not at the front lines yet) - they just expect me to give up half my empire. WTF?
- Even on "easy", the AI immediately spots your weakness, as if they knew you have little army left and attacks. What is this.
- What is it that you cant conquer provinces away from your borders anymore? Stupid mechanic. You can, could and should be able to do this. I loved conquering one province near the sea as country with sea access and colonize from there. I am disappointed that this is no longer possible.
- Why oh why not just make the game harder on harder difficulties? I really dont get this. Why make it impossible for "casuals" (who loved all other Paradox games and still play them) to play EUIV even on easy?
So, enough of the rant. I am frustrated. EUIV was once a great game, it is not for hardcore gamers who know all the details and game mechanics 1000% by heart. And again, I am not a beginner. Played all the EU games, played CKII etc., they are all much much easier on normal than EUIV is on easy in recent patches...
PS: I may have forgotten that the game can actually be easy if you play the right country. I tried Pommern, had a task to ally with Poland, did it. They (and Lithunia) joined in me every war. I soon ruled over Northern Germany with EASE and started to become bored because it was SO easy. But Pommern also wasnt sorrounded by rivals... it's not about country size, but all about location and I think that's stupid because it reduces the possibilities for changing history (what this game is about, kinda). You can only play certain countries, if you want to have fun, and that I think sucks.