Oh god, I have so many jokes I need to make.
- Actually, it's about ethoi in galactic conquest.
- #BraveGalacticHero
- But what about his vaccuum-frozen peaches?
- It's to do with evolution psychology! See, when Purple People Eaters were evolving in the caves, they happened to live according to 1950s social mores.
- They tried to hook up with the Blorg once, you know, but got friendzoned. It's totally unfair because the Blorg aren't even a 6.
- WHEN THE GALACTIC APOCALYPSE HAPPENS YOU'LL REGRET TURNING THEM AWAY.
- He's a nice guy. You're just picking on him for his purple fur.
- Why do none of the people they bombard want to debate rationally?
- *crashes through ceiling* NOT ALL PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS