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That woman is not the princess. The idea came to Seleukos out of the blue and became certainty as quickly as the thunderbolt crosses the skies. What a fool he’d been. Princess Alexandra, who grew up racing horses and wrestling with the pages, now refused to leave the ladies’ pavilion, and would only ride in her mother’s carriage? The Great King’s daughter, practically swaddled as a babe in bronze panoply, now would only walk around veiled, like a Christian priestess or a Persian noblewoman? That woman is not the princess.
Excellent chapter per usual, but this tidbit in particular confused me, considering that among both the Chalcedonian (Catholic/Orthodox) Church and the Church of the East there would not have been any priestesses, with the priesthood being reserved for men. Is Seleukos misunderstanding the role of nuns within Christianity as being analogous to priestesses?
 
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35. The Anabasis of Alkaios
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The Anabasis of Alkaios

A procession. That is what it felt like. After the child-Sultan Nafi's death near Damascus, the gruelling and terrible Egyptian campaign had seemingly come to an end and had been replaced by a leisurely stroll through the sun kissed oases of lower Syria. Formally, the Emirs of Egypt still opposed Alkaios’s conquest, but it seemed as if though their armies had vanished into the sands. Close to half of the survivors from the great battles in northern Palestine had effectively done so, following some half-mad wizard preacher into the depths of Arabia, tracing back the steps of their religion’s great founder. That much Phil had heard of the intelligence reports that now daily poured into his cousin’s tent. That much, and little else, given that he had been all but formally discharged.

There had never been any talk of punishment, of course, for his involvement in Alexandra’s little scheme. How could there have been? That would have forced Alkaios to admit that he had not been as wise to it as he had pretended. And the King did seem to genuinely enjoy his daughter’s presence in the field. Still, his command had been taken away, under the guise promotion. He was now to lead a squadron of Companions, near as distinguished a commission as the command of his own Phalanx, and one far better suited to a vassal King and prince of the Royal blood than the command of a taxis. And yet, it meant that his troop shrunk from fifteen to three hundred men. Three hundred who, by some curious coincidence, were never assigned to cover the marching army’s flanks, meaning that their commander had no need to be privy to any significant amount of intelligence.

All of which, in truth, suited Phil just fine. He was still invited to any of the banquets Alkaios might organise, still commanded the loyalty of the Sogdian taxis and a large part of the two Bactrian ones, and was now also free to inspect and question any of the companions with near impunity. And now, most importantly, Phil could do these things, but was never expected or required to. He was, all things considered, just as powerful and twice as free. If that meant having lost access to some of the staff meetings and the military spies, it was a cost that Philandros paid willingly. And besides, he now had the ear and appreciation of the Agema’s newest rider.

“Uncle!” this last one called out, her hair still wound into a tight tress and wrapped around her head like a crown. Phil had to smile: now that she rode openly with the Royal Companions, no more hidden than the sun in a cloudless sky, Alexandra looked far more like a man than she had when first he had noticed her fighting in the phalanx, those long months before. He had restored her the silvery lamellar breastplate that she had worn under her elephantine helm, and now she wore it atop a tunic of layered linen and mail that made her graceful physique seem as strong as any athlete’s. Truly, had she now introduced herself as Alexander, Phil might have almost believed her.

“Yes, my dear princess?”


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“You were missed at the officer’s meeting this morning,” Alexandra offered, with too heavy a tone of reproach for it to be sincere. Then she broke into a smile: “Well, perhaps not by the King, or by the squabbling generals who envy you your crown… but I have missed you, uncle. There was no one of wit to make light of father’s speeches with.”

That got a chuckle out of Phil: “Oh, Lexa, am I not already enough of a pariah, without adding to my charges the mockery of the Great King’s mighty words and deeds?” he asked, perhaps not wholly in jest. Then, doing his best to sound disinterested and unaffected by the fact, Phil added: “And besides, I have not been invited to any officer’s meeting.”

At that, it was Alexandra’s turn to smile, though her laugh sounded far more akin to a scoff. At first, she shook her head, then she let it hang and, when her gaze turned back up to meet her uncle’s, Phil saw fire in the emerald of her eyes. He all but took a step back as she spoke to him, so surprised was he by her quite ire. “I thought I would be the young golden Achilles to this army of Achaeans… and yet here you are, the best hero at his worst, sulking in his tent at a minor imagined slight.” Phil tried to voice his indignation with a small cry but was silenced by his niece: “You are friend to the King, guard to his body, and the only man in this army that can call himself his equal. And atop that, you are an ilarch to a squadron of Royal Companions. You, uncle, may be the one person that needs no invitation to attend a briefing. But you’re also not a freshly commissioned officer, so it’s expected that you won’t need a reminder about the morning briefings that you so often ran but, because of all those honours of yours, you are free to skip them if you so wish. But if mighty Achilles so prefers, I can tell the Great King that our hero needs a nurse to show him the way to the royal pavilion,” she finished her speech with a mocking grin, her voice softening ever so slightly.

Philandros remained speechless for a time. Anger and indignation washed over him quickly, and soon he was simply surprised. “Don’t pretend that Alkaios was not angered with me…” he begun, half-heartedly, arguing out of formality rather than any real will. Alexandra could clearly tell, and she let out an honest laugh: “Of course my father was angry with you, uncle. Just as he was angry with me, battlefield posturing aside. I disobeyed his orders, we conspired in secret, and put the life of his eldest daughter in unfathomable danger,” she listed with a mocking wink and a near tangible sense of pride. Then her tone softened. “But he also loves us both, dearly, and would be wise enough not to hold onto such anger anyway. If anything, I might have spoken too harshly, and he may indeed be missing his favourite cousin. Perhaps enough that, were that cousin to ask instead of mope, he might be given any command he asked for. Not that it would mean much… we don’t expect to see any fighting in the foreseeable future.”

Despite everything, Phil couldn’t help but smile, and felt a small pang of pride as he looked to his former charge. He did not share all of Alexandra’s optimism, but he had to admit to himself that he had not even tried to extend Alkaios an olive branch. Now, as if though the idea were dawning on him for the first time, he realised that it may not be such a bad thing, to make the first step. He had, after all, done all the things which Alexandra jokingly accused him of. Not that Phil would admit that so openly, even to her, so instead he turned to questions. “We don’t expect to see any fighting, eh?”

The princess held his gaze, standing silent, long enough for the silence to become uncomfortable… and then she smiled and nodded. You’re just like your dad, Phil thought. “Indeed, uncle. Sultan Munqi’s position on the throne was precarious enough, and he was just a puppet. Last news I’ve been made privy to, some uncle of the boy’s has claimed the throne, but few among the Emirs are willing to follow him. The governor of upper Egypt, an Arabian by the name of Razim, has all but conceded defeat to my father. We are to march to the Delta and meet him and his party.” Alexandra grinned, either at her own vast knowledge about the matter, or at the fact that it was even vaster than she let on, then continued: “The Great King considers Egypt conquered. He has already begun planning to sail upriver, to the ruins of ancient Memphis. And then a pilgrimage to Siwa, to set up old Bion as the new oracle of Zeus Ammon, before returning to Alexandria.”

Already, Phil had a barb prepared about the Great King vacationing on the Nile whilst the realm already waged war upon the great Empire of the Romans, but Alexandra was faster: “Don’t joke too much, when you’ll go see him. You might care little for the gods and their priests, but these are places of ancient and divine royalty, where he wishes to bring me.”

Faster than his thoughts, a promise fled Philandros’s lips, alongside a short chuckle. After all, there was little he could refuse the princess. And then the full weight of what Alexandra’s words implied bore upon him, and he simply stared at her, in silence. And she simply laughed, her father’s old crystalline and inhuman laugh.

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“I know what you’re doing, Lu, don’t think me blind.”

Lu-Ling merely shrugged, pretending to be far too absorbed by her readings to pay her childhood friend any mind. “If you’re referring to the incident with Alexandra, I was barely involved. All I did was give your niece a little nudge towards the right direction,” she eventually said, absentmindedly, as Isokrates ordered Lu’s ladies out of her rooms. Silently, she took mental note of those that had looked at her for approval, and those who had, instead, meekly followed the Regent’s commands.

“The right direction, Lu, would have been here!” Isokrates thundered, his voice having grown louder and more irate at every word. He stood, towering over her, shoulders spread out, like a wild animal trying to make itself look larger. Lu sneered: she saw no great beast, no noble lion, only the child she used to play in the sand with, and it made her realise just how scrawny Isokrates had become, in his years as ruler, away from both battlefield and gymnasium. For a moment her mind waivered, and she wondered if he were sick. “Here, with the court, away from the armies and away from deadly dangers,” he bellowed again, bringing her mind back to its place.

“Oh, settle down, will you, Iso?” Lu shot back, and savoured her victory as the words hit the regent like a slap in the face. He stared in shock, all but stumbling back. Already she could see him prepare some counterattack and knew it could very well be a masterful one but – like a half-decent wrestler fighting a master of the art – she pressed her measely advantage and forced Isokrates to swallow his words. “Lexa is your brother’s daughter, Iso. What, did you think that she would have relented, had I refused to help her? Instead, I made sure that she was well equipped, well prepared, and had two of Nha’s agents keep an eye on her. Your niece was never in any grave danger, that much I can promise you.”


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Lu had him. She knew she did. He would now scoff, and mutter something about how she still should not have risked it, or about how she could have warned him beforehand, appealing to their old friendship. But she had forced him to fight on her own ground, and Isokrates lacked the strength and the will to drag her back onto his battlefield, even though it would assure him victory. Or so she thought.

“You know full well that Alexandra’s safety is not the reason for my anger,” he seethed, demonstrating herculean strength as he ignored her attempts at manipulating the heart of the worried uncle. “As I know full well that it was not on a childish whim that you allowed her to ride back to the phalanx,” Isokrates continued, and it chilled Lu-Ling to hear him speak so bluntly. “You’ve gotten what you hoped for, Lu, she’s killed the Egyptian emirs’ puppet Sultan. The armies saw her a hero, not as a Princess. And now it’ll be too late for them to believe her otherwise. But don’t think you’ve done her any favours.”

“Have I not?” Lu asked, sneaking in the question as Isokrates paused to grimace, whether at the harshness of his own words or at some pain unknown to her. “I know what you fear, regent of Asia, for it is what I too fear. How many times have I been reminded that your brother never properly married me? Even had I not studies your histories, I’ve met your people: the moment Alkaios dies, half of his generals will want me dead, and the other half will want my hand. Alexandra would suffer the same fate, though perhaps more will want to marry than murder her. We would have been puppets,” she claimed, oddly calm and smiling at the thought. “But if the armies love her… if they see her as Alkaios’s child, and not his daughter… then she would be a player, not a pawn.”

“Do not mock me, Lu. Do not pretend that you did this for Lexa. There’d be a new player in these funeral games you propose, that is certain, but it would be the old dowager Queen, not the proud warrior child,” Isokrates grinned, but Lu knew that there was no merriment behind those bared teeth, nothing more than a mere convulsion. “And, somehow, I doubt that she’d be that reliable an ally to the ageing regent, more interested in her own glories than in keeping the realm at peace.”

“Ahh…” Lu-Ling exhaled; and the smiling mask of placidity was still comfortably placed on her face, though sustaining it was becoming more and more of a chore. Where had her friend disappeared to, and who was this man? “Ahh, indeed!” Isokrates mocked her, but the next words died on his lips. “Ahh…” he moaned, grasping at his stomach. Little Iso of her childhood, Lu-Ling would have rushed to help. The regent? He had to raise himself up, as she pinched her nose to avoid the smell that had just left his body.

“This conversation is not over,” he stammered, red-faced and embarrassed, turning to leave her rooms. Had her private rooms, in palace of Ctesiphon, been closed with doors and not heavy curtains, he certainly would have slammed them.

No. No it is not, Lu thought. But she spoke no words. Instead, she ceased pinching her nose, and dug it deep into her readings again, feigning disinterest for the ladies that, one by one, snuck back into her gynaecium.


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Author's Notes: a bit of a more character-focused chapter, even compared to my usual ones... I planned on starting it off with a map of the (now split) Munqi Sultanate of Egypt-Syria and the Salimid Sultanate of Arabia, but I saved the wrong screenshot so that was not to be. Not that it matters much, since the Munqi Sultanate would have been at around 98% surrender at this point, and the Salimid Sultanate is not at war with me and will remain independent in the map I'm planning for the next chapter. Technically the two realms have been slip since the death of the last Al-Ikhsidi Sultan, but that whole inheritance is a story of its own. One I wouldn't mind telling, truth be told, but I'll see if I have the space and characters. Speaking of the inheritance, and the Salimid Sultanate, if you're reading this on a Sunday, Alexandra's picture is still up. Given how well we all know her by now, and given that we've had her portrait in the last chapter, I'll replace it with a screenshot of the "half-mad wizard preacher" once I have my main computer in hand.

There is little to comment on, history wise, except perhaps on the organisation of the Royal Companions, but these changed so much during the centuries that it makes little sense. Game wise, I have started recruiting some heavy cavalry retinues, and Phil is in command of one of them. An Ile was around 200 men, and the retinues are 250, so it works out well enough. I picture the Bactrian Companions armed in the fashion of the Diadochan ones (with shields and maybe even cataphract armour for their horses), rather than the classic Alexandrine ones, but both would probably fit as heavy cavalry in CK2, given their usage.

All in all, as teased to @Specialist290, this chapter was about introducing the issue of inheritance more concretely. As we've discussed, Macedonian successions were anything but a simple matter. Though showing a clear (at least in my opinion) preference towards primogeniture, exactly which son was the crown prince often depended less on whether he had been born first, and more on whether he had managed to kill his older brothers quickly enough. This was even further complicated during the Hellenistic period, as the Macedonian traditions of the conquerors mixed and merged with foreign customs. Our pocket of Sogdian Greeks would have first been subjects to the Seleucid dynasty, and then further have been subjugated by both Indian and Scythian polities. Beyond this, at the start of our tale, Aphrodisia is not a Queen at all, and Alkaios just up and revived a Kingdom that had been dead for some nine hundred years when he claims the crown of Bactria. What would solution to this mess be? As Isokrates so politely puts it... funeral games!

P.S. I had forgotten about Siwa, the Egyptian Oasis in "Ammonion", where Alkaios intends ( ;)) to set up "old Bion" (whom I also forgot to screenshot, but is the latest court hierophant for Alkaios) as an oracle. Maybe familiar to Assassin's Creed players, the Siwa Oasis (in modern Libya) was home to an Oracle extremely well respected in the ancient Greek world (and is one of the Holy Sites for the Hellenic religion in game). Alexander famously visited the Oracle after having been proclaimed Pharaoh of Egypt, with speculations being made over which questions he asked the Oracle and whether or not the Priest of Ammon announced him as a son of Zeus. This last part would have been significant since Ammon (already amply cited by me as the bearer of the regal Horns) was identified by the Ancient Greeks as an Egyptian name for Zeus, and worshipped as Zeus Ammon.
 
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Just got caught back up, and it was an excellent read as usual! I enjoyed all the complex interactions you've got going on, especially as Alexandra is becoming a major player in the story.

Just a side thought, but Phil and Alkaios' discussion about the future, particularly just how far Alkaios wishes to conquer, really reminded me of Kineas and Pyrrhos.
Glad to have you back, Rusty! And glad to see you've a new Jump and Albert moment for me to read ;) ;)

Yes, our little Lexa is becoming a bit bigger day by day... she might not have the blessing of the RNGods like her father, but she joined a warrior lodge at 17, which can be just as powerful in this game!

Thank you for bringing Kineas to my attention! I know far less about Pyrrhos than I do the other Hellenistic Kings (and mostly through the Roman lense) and knew nothing of the man. Indeed: "Surely this privilege is ours already, and we have at hand those things to which we hope to attain by bloodshed and great toils and perils." is a very Phil-esque line!
Excellent chapter per usual, but this tidbit in particular confused me, considering that among both the Chalcedonian (Catholic/Orthodox) Church and the Church of the East there would not have been any priestesses, with the priesthood being reserved for men. Is Seleukos misunderstanding the role of nuns within Christianity as being analogous to priestesses?
Indeed! And thank you for pointing that out. Sometimes these things skip my mind when I write the notes, and I do often switch between semi-omniscent "over the shoulder" narration and the more confined POV.

But yes, I wrote the line thinking of Nuns. Monasticism isn't really a thing in Islam (the only Abrahmaic religion Seleukos would have had solid contact with) and I imagined him just assuming the nuns to be Christian priestesses
 
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You really did a great job with Phil and Alexandra's relationship, and I'm enjoying their banter together.

The debate between Lu and Isokrates was also excellent. I can see both sides of the issue and neither seems clearly in the wrong. I suspect Isokrates is upset because he had plans for the succession, but that doesn't mean Lu's intentions are wholly noble either. Hopefully Alkaios can live long enough and outdo Alexander in securing his empire. Although, Alkaios' funeral games would be a fun AAR as well...

Thank you for bringing Kineas to my attention! I know far less about Pyrrhos than I do the other Hellenistic Kings (and mostly through the Roman lense) and knew nothing of the man. Indeed: "Surely this privilege is ours already, and we have at hand those things to which we hope to attain by bloodshed and great toils and perils." is a very Phil-esque line!
Glad you checked it out! I've always enjoyed Pyrrhos, especially since he seems the closest to Alexander of all the Successors. His story is a really interesting one, and he seems like the last of the larger-than-life Hellenistic kings (unless you count Mithridates VI, another of my favorites).
 
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The matter is finally out in the open. Lu-ling and Isokrates are now essentially competing openly (amongst themselves, anyway) for control over the fate of the Amyntid dynasty -- which makes me wonder if perhaps Alkaios saw this coming, and his efforts to kick Phil and Lexa upstairs aren't a mere act of spite over wounded pride. I'm wondering if posting them with the Companions is Alkaios's own way of attempting to maintain some sort of control over his succession, placing both his own daughter and his most trusted kinsman in a relatively safe position to ensure that no unexpected complications arise while he tries to untangle this puzzle himself.

Of course, other than the ineffable Alkaios himself, the biggest potential kingmaker in this mess is Philandros: In addition to his own Sogdian satrapy, he has years of martial experience and has earned the respect of Alkaios's soldiers in a way that the court-bound Isokrates simply can't match on his own. I can honestly see him leaning either way -- there's naturally his avuncular affection for Alexandra as the daughter of his favorite brother, of course, but at the same time I can see him deciding for Isokrates for the good of the stability of the realm and the future of the dynasty; after all, he already has experience both with ruling his own corner of Alkaios's empire directly, and acting as regent to hold the whole thing together in Alkaios's absence from court.

This of course assumes that Philandros doesn't decide to make a play for the throne himself -- an edge case, but one that can't be ruled out completely. He does happen to be an Ambitious sort in the above screenshot, after all...
 
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Iso worries that Alexandra has the support of the army, but he does not go into the field to earn a following. Thank you for the update.
Despite Philandros being the last surviving Amyntid officially descended from Shah Nuh, it seems that Isokrates is the one who most took the trappings of an Eastern monarch. And has forgotten that a Macedonian king is supposed to lead the army from the front!

You really did a great job with Phil and Alexandra's relationship, and I'm enjoying their banter together.

The debate between Lu and Isokrates was also excellent. I can see both sides of the issue and neither seems clearly in the wrong. I suspect Isokrates is upset because he had plans for the succession, but that doesn't mean Lu's intentions are wholly noble either. Hopefully Alkaios can live long enough and outdo Alexander in securing his empire. Although, Alkaios' funeral games would be a fun AAR as well...
I suppose it would be too early to say "stay tuned about that", but it does sound good as a title! ;) And I'm glad you're enjoying the Phil-Lexa dynamic.

I agree with regards to the Lu v. Isokrates debate too. She started off as my narrating voice for the Alkaios episodes in which I’d separated him from both Phil and his father, so she entered the story as the gift from Aphrodite/last prayer that Aphodisia her priestess made, and that was well and fine for my purposes.

But if you think about it more laically (and give a tad more agency to the character) she is the daughter of a notable but powerless courtier and a dispossessed Persian noblewoman, who grew up a childhood companion of Isokrates and close to the family, and fell in love with his little brother (a man some six years her junior) once this one began to show his passion for world conquest. I'm not saying she always counted on being Queen Mother to the next King of Kings, but the thought certainly must have crossed her mind from time to time...
Glad you checked it out! I've always enjoyed Pyrrhos, especially since he seems the closest to Alexander of all the Successors. His story is a really interesting one, and he seems like the last of the larger-than-life Hellenistic kings (unless you count Mithridates VI, another of my favorites).
Quite true! I’ve always been raised to treat Pyrrhus as some enemy (both due to an education that switched towards the Roman side of things at this point in time, and due to his murder of Alexander’s nephew), but the more I read of him, the more I enjoy him. His life was more eventful than an Elder Scrolls protagonist’s! Though I certainly do include Mithridates as a Hellenistic King, though not a Hellenic one :)

The matter is finally out in the open. Lu-ling and Isokrates are now essentially competing openly (amongst themselves, anyway) for control over the fate of the Amyntid dynasty -- which makes me wonder if perhaps Alkaios saw this coming, and his efforts to kick Phil and Lexa upstairs aren't a mere act of spite over wounded pride. I'm wondering if posting them with the Companions is Alkaios's own way of attempting to maintain some sort of control over his succession, placing both his own daughter and his most trusted kinsman in a relatively safe position to ensure that no unexpected complications arise while he tries to untangle this puzzle himself.
Indeed! As witty and well versed in intrigue as they are, both regent and consort seem to be forgetting about the central mover of the whole matter. Probably assuming that he will be as disinterested in death as he is in life, when it comes to matters of State. Whether they know their King well, or whether he is wont to surprise them... I cannot yet reveal!
Of course, other than the ineffable Alkaios himself, the biggest potential kingmaker in this mess is Philandros: In addition to his own Sogdian satrapy, he has years of martial experience and has earned the respect of Alkaios's soldiers in a way that the court-bound Isokrates simply can't match on his own. I can honestly see him leaning either way -- there's naturally his avuncular affection for Alexandra as the daughter of his favorite brother, of course, but at the same time I can see him deciding for Isokrates for the good of the stability of the realm and the future of the dynasty; after all, he already has experience both with ruling his own corner of Alkaios's empire directly, and acting as regent to hold the whole thing together in Alkaios's absence from court.

This of course assumes that Philandros doesn't decide to make a play for the throne himself -- an edge case, but one that can't be ruled out completely. He does happen to be an Ambitious sort in the above screenshot, after all...
Keen remark, as usual! Yes, Phil does seem to be growing discontent with his current station… perhaps Alexandra was right, and he only needs to ask Alkaios for command over his own phalanx! Or perhaps not, and he might want something more from life. I'm told the Satrapy of Aria is vacant at the moment... though, of course, that would only cement his position as the kingmaker of the Empire
 
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Quite true! I’ve always been raised to treat Pyrrhus as some enemy (both due to an education that switched towards the Roman side of things at this point in time, and due to his murder of Alexander’s nephew), but the more I read of him, the more I enjoy him.
The Roman perception of Pyrrhus is fascinating because they were simultaneously afraid of him and demonized him, but also respected him as a noble opponent (that they bested), kind of like Rommel's Desert Fox myth.

Though I certainly do include Mithridates as a Hellenistic King, though not a Hellenic one :)
Good catch on that. He's another one that's basically a video game character. I wish we knew more about his kingdom, it seems like a fascinating mix of east and west.
 
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The Roman perception of Pyrrhus is fascinating because they were simultaneously afraid of him and demonized him, but also respected him as a noble opponent (that they bested), kind of like Rommel's Desert Fox myth.
It is one of my favourite aspects of Roman culture: how bested enemies would be respected and honoured. I get that it was a self-aggrandising piece of propaganda ("look at how cool Pyrrhus was... guess who's even cooler? the guys who beat 'im!"), but I believe it's one of the better ways to do it. Some Greek polities probably affected something similar (it was certainly a chief aspect of the Homeric cycle that both sides were heroic), but I believe the Romans perfected the practice. Just off the top of my head, I can think of Pyrrhus, Hannibal, Mythridates and to an extend Boudicca and Vercingetorix as "noble enemies" of Rome.

I do hold that it correlates with how effective their cultural assimilation practices were. In order to integrate elements of foreign practices, you must first acknowledge them as worthy and valid.
 
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36. The Masters of World
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The Masters of World

Reflected in the admiring eyes of Emir Razim, reflected in the peacock’s two mirrors, gilded with kohl, were the masters of the World. Alexandra had been raised on tales of Troy, had grown up imagining its heroes as ancient men made of marble rather than flesh. Fleet-footed Achilles behind his shield that bore the image of the universe, mighty Hector, first and most respected amongst the enemies of the Greeks, in the bronze corselet he had taken from Patroclus, God-wounding Diomedes in his armour of gold… yet no longer. Now, whenever she would think of great heroes, she would picture the men that surrounded her now.

Isidoros the Iron-gripped, titanic with his bronze shoulder guards, claimed as bounty of war from the Roman soldiers that had fought him in Assyria. Akindynos, as Achaean as any of the sons of Danaos, yet elegant and foreign in his padded Turkic tunic. Philandros her uncle, shining bright in his corselet of scales and his arms of mail, the statue of a war God, moulded not in bronze but in silver. And then Alkaios, the Great King. He too, the very figure of a God, but gold where his cousin had been silver, the grandest of lords where his kin had been merely the most glorious of warriors.

Truly, Alexandra understood why the pampered men in their silken robes rushed to prostrate themselves before her father. They still lived in worship of their own hero, their Prophet who had once brought them forth from the deserts to conquer the world. Now that they met heroes of flesh and blood, now that they witnessed the world’s new conquerors, how could they side with the weak hierarchs that had fled back into the desert? That same Prophet had once sung of the bicorne one, who kept the terrors of the steppes at bay. Her father had been certain that they sung tales of Alexander, and so wore the horns of Ammon on the side of his helm, as the ancient King once had, and hoped that the Quranic scholars would see in him the same hero and saviour.


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And besides these conquering heroes, besides these warring monsters that all fighting men of the Caliphate feared, besides her kin and friends, stood Alexandra. Bronze Alexandra, whom long days of marching in the sun had forged into the figure of a perfect warrior. Chiselled Alexandra, her legs – bare from the rim of her pteurges, like a champion of old – sculpted into marble by the mounted drill. Proud Alexandra, who found herself perfectly at ease in this cadre of champions and heroes, and who knew herself every bit their peer. To her, the Egyptian’s eyes darted most often, containing a mix of shame and lust and terror. Shame, at seeing one who was both woman and child on the side of his victors. Lust, at the sight of her perfect body, unveiled and blessed by the immortals. And terror, as he could not help but wonder what sort of creatures the Sogdian mountains had birthed, that their young daughters fought as champions in their armies.

What a fool, this Emir Razim was. A fool for his shame, which betrayed how he had believed that his Sultans ever had any chance at defeating the Great King. A fool for his lust, as if though his silken garb and delicate airs could ever redeem his clerk’s body. And a fool, too, for his terror, as Alexandra’s line had spawned from the plain of Tirnys, had mingled with Amazon Queens and Median Emperors, had been hardened on the highlands of Macedon, and it was a fool that feared an army of her equals, for there were none to be found in the entirety of the Earth’s globe. Yet Alexandra smiled back at the fool, every time she caught his wandering eye. Smiled with the wiles of a cat, one that bares the mouse his teeth.

“Emir Marwan’s faction is still strong, King of Kings, but they have retreated towards Medina, and they are no more loyal to the pretender Munqi than we are. I am confident that he will not move into the Sinai,” Razim spoke out, his tone as sure as his words declared, in a barely accented Persian. That much had surprised Alexandra, so used had she gotten to the harsh notes of the captured Arabic commanders. “As for the Emirs of Egypt, we accept your suzerainty, and will show you the same deference that we had borne the sons of al-Ikhshid. The wealth of Misr is at your disposal, King of Kings, and when you should decide to march into Arabia, so will its men be.”


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Clever, only just too direct, Alexandra thought, as the hint of a smile passed over her father’s lips. She exchanged a quick glance with Philandros, standing to the left of the King, and knew that her uncle had noticed it too. “One day, perhaps, I will feel bored and will then want to prove myself a better siege master than Demetrios, but until that day comes, I will leave your Nabatean cousins their fame for invincibility,” Alkaios replied calmly, clearly amused – rather than annoyed – by the Emir’s attempt at manipulating him into the depths of Arabia. Still, where before he had spoken every word with as much of a Greek accent as he could fathom, the King now returned to his perfect Median Persian, as if though to remind the Emir that he was not addressing some fool of a barbarian Khan.

“Instead, I shall wish to see the wealth of Egypt myself, bask in it as I visit the Pharaonic ruins, have it paved on my way as I cross the desert to reach ancient Siwa. Have it feed my armies, as they rest in this city that bears the name of my antecessor,” he continued calmly, and equally as calmly the Emir received his words, apparently not as distressing as Alkaios might have intended. Alexandra, for her part, was given pause, as she found herself focusing on whether her father had called Alexander his predecessor or ancestor.

“As for Egypt’s men, my dear lord Razim, by my leave governor of the Upper Nile, I will need them to carry not spears, but oars,” Alkaios was saying, when his daughter returned to heeding his words.

“Oars?” the Emir asked, in the way of dishonest men, who dare not speak their true questions. In response, the Great King merely smiled and nodded.


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“Aye oars, are you daft? Or do you suggest that we paddle away with our swords, given that they have served us so ill in other endeavours?” the Emperor lashed out, much to Leon’s surprise. He’d known general Bardas to be many things, but never one to flare at so light a spark. The emperor Bardas now seemed to be a wholly different man, looking like a wrathful devil as he stood in the dimly lit office of the Armenaic Theme’s Strategos.

“It is… I would never…” stammered Teophilos Tornikes, commander of the northern legions, evidently as taken aback by his lord’s new rashness as Leon himself. Something of the General must have remained, however, and Emperor Bardas buried his face in his hand and waved the other man on. The simple gesture, as close as an Emperor could get to offering an excuse, gave the strategos the courage to swallow hard and speak clearly. “It is not a matter of how to use the oars, your August Highness,” the Strategos replied, answering the question as if though it were a serious one. “It is a matter of which ships to row them on. The Imperial Navy has not been idle… we have galleys for maybe enough half the army. And then… then we’d have to beg God himself that Prince Phokas’s marine does not prowl the Euxine.”


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The Emperor hung his head low, his expression still buried in the palm of his hand. “That wouldn’t matter, anyway,” he finally spoke, tightening his fingers over yet-closed eyes to free his mouth. “If truly our situation is that drastic, Narses can close both Bosporus and Dardanelles to our fleet, practically at will. I had hoped to sail to Corinth, regroup with the Achaian garrisons, and push back into Antioch by sea, to close off the Persian’s supplies. But if the Hospitable Sea is once more to us Inhospitable, Cilicia is well and truly lost.”

Leon had known as much, of course. He had known as much since the day his regiment had broken against the Persian army, melting against their wall of spears and their roof of arrows like so many flakes of snow melting against a warm hearth. He had known as much since his Emperor had been forced to flee into the highlands of Cappadocia, with its treacherous passes and hidden underground cities, from whence the usurper Narses’s garrisons could harass their column freely. And yet, hearing Bardas admit it felt as if though some giant had dropped a heavy stone upon his breast.

Leon knew not what he had hoped when he had first decided to follow Bardas against Prince Phokas. Perhaps part of him had dreamt, against all logic, that the prince would surrender his crown, for the good of the Empire. Perhaps he had simply believed that the might of the Cilician themes would be sufficient to make the great lords cower and remove Phokas and his protector from the throne. Perhaps he had simply thought too well of both prince and usurper, that they would put aside their ambitions and form a united front against the Eastern invader, as the old Empress would have wanted. Perhaps…

“Perhaps we could smuggle a small legation to Achaia, Lord Bardas?” Leon asked, the words rushing from his mouth faster than the though could fully form in his head. Too fast for him to recall the imperial titulary, but the General Emperor did not seem to mind. He raised his eyes from his palm, ever so slightly, and nodded, just as slightly, for Leon to continue. The boons of a friendship formed before nobility. “Not to strike back against the Persian, but to coordinate the garrisons, hold the usurper’s forces at the Isthmus if it comes to that… and protect your family,” he finally added, the fears of the friend flashing their light from beneath the tactics of the lieutenant.

Tornikes was silent. So was Romanos, the barbarian born Strategos of Chaldia. Whether they worried over the Emperor’s response, or merely had nothing to add to his plan, Leon could not tell, but he too followed suit, and for what seemed like an hour no words were spoken. One of the guards fidgeted in the back of the room, the rings of his mail tunic cutting through the heavy silence like a sword through flesh. That alone tore Bardas from his reveries, and he asked, hoarse voiced: “Are you volunteering, Leon?”, a note of scornful jest hiding the desperate plea.

Once more, in a moment of pure arete, act preceded thought as Leon broke into laughter: “Do you forget, August Highness, that your humble servant’s father was a shipwright? Certainly, I volunteer, for who better to hide amongst poor sailors?”


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Author’s notes: Kalaphates means “caulker”, a job related to ship building. Historically, the name was used as a nickname for the adopted son of Empress Zoe, whose father had indeed worked such a craft. Quite fitting, then, for the soldier-turned-Emperor Bardas to have such a man as his right hand and friend. Otherwise, in the Roman court, we have the appearance of Teophilos Tornikes, cousin of the other Roman Emperor Narses. Family reunions must be wild.

On the other side of the Sea, finally in Alexandria, we have the titular "Masters of the World", according to Alexandra. By the power of Babylon, they've certainly got the power! The annexation of Egypt was... interesting. Syria de-jure drifted into Egypt since the game start, but it was also where most of the fighting happened, so a lot of those territories now have Hellenistic governors (such as the two "heroes" above). Egypt proper, however, fell without fighting, as suggested by Phil in the last chapter. The old Sultan's lands did make their way into my hands (luckily), but my new Satrap will control quite little land beyond Alexandria and Cairo. Such stable bases, right?

The map I've promised is a little "smoother" than usual... but that's just because both Armenia and Croatia have decided that the ascendancy of a threatening pagan power was the perfect moment to split into several civil wars, much like the Romans. So I just coloured them all dun.
 
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Excellent writing as usual, and I really liked the parallel between Alkaios and Bardas with the oars.

I'm honestly glad that the Egyptians surrendered their lands without a fight, it should be interesting to have their scheming in the background!

You've also done a really great job with Bardas, and I'm curious to see where his story will end.
 
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Would I get bored and close the AAR? Probably not the third one.
Good that it was discarded from the possibilities, otherwise there would be riot.



As we've discussed, Macedonian successions were anything but a simple matter.
Macedonian kingdoms having a succession plan is a generous statement. Nope, Ptolemy does not count in that regard; ruling a realm as a conqueror that had already incorporated divine-monarchy into its culture for thousands of years by that time is not exactly establishing a tradition of succession.

Though showing a clear (at least in my opinion) preference towards primogeniture, exactly which son was the crown prince often depended less on whether he had been born first, and more on whether he had managed to kill his older brothers quickly enough.
Yeah, that would be more agreeable on the patterns seen in transition of power over successions; then again, that is not exclusive to Macedonians at all.
And while the concepts of primogeniture, and the electives, and the such whatever as given in the game have some basis, once more these terminologies are abstract simplifications imparted on such game designs and -

Sht. Did it again. Apologies for the disruption; cutting it short and deleted the rest.



Kudos, in any case, for the superb writing; now that is indisputable.
 
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Alkaios has some great commanders in addition to himself. Thank you for the update
The Olympian Champions are one hell of a drug! Truly, the low moral authority is more than annoying to deal with sometimes. but the stream of godly commanders makes it well worth it. That, and the reliable income from nearby non-pagans sending their missionaries to me, which I immediately imprison and ransom back. Which, now that I write it out, reminds me of some other forces that have caused trouble in the Middle-East... but as with anything in CK2, it's best to try and ignore the moral implications!
Excellent writing as usual, and I really liked the parallel between Alkaios and Bardas with the oars.

I'm honestly glad that the Egyptians surrendered their lands without a fight, it should be interesting to have their scheming in the background!

You've also done a really great job with Bardas, and I'm curious to see where his story will end.
Thank you, Rusty! Bardas turned out to be somewhat of a breakout character, for me at least. I honestly though Narses would be enough to cover the "Roman side" of the story, and that his rival would be simply a foil for our Unexpected Emperor. But with Alexandra's prematurely increased role (she originally was not meant to become a shieldmaiden), I gained more breathing space and more of a chance to explore the other camp. Which looks oddly similar to Narses's own, if I characterised it correctly. I like to think that, had Nikephoros not conceded to Narses and offered him the Purple, the two men might have stood together against the tyrant Empress's heir. One is an old nobleman and the other one an upstart, but they seem to have the same priorities.

I'm also quite satisfied with how the Egyptian situation has developed. The Eastern parts of the Empire are either friendly or neutered, which makes some narrative sense: both Assyria and Caliphal Iraq were politically divided (respectively on religious or succession lines) before the Amyntids rolled in, whilst the further East regions already considered the Amyntids (if not legitimate) at least acceptable rulers due to the Samanid connection. Egypt and Phoenicia might have some religious divisions amidst the populace, but the nobility is quite compact and unified, and I won't mind playing through whatever trouble "Razim's Party" might cause...

Good that it was discarded from the possibilities, otherwise there would be riot.
And now you're making me blush, Fil! Given that I can't plop a MP company on my garrisons, I'll have to keep writing to keep the public order!
Macedonian kingdoms having a succession plan is a generous statement. Nope, Ptolemy does not count in that regard; ruling a realm as a conqueror that had already incorporated divine-monarchy into its culture for thousands of years by that time is not exactly establishing a tradition of succession.

Yeah, that would be more agreeable on the patterns seen in transition of power over successions; then again, that is not exclusive to Macedonians at all.
And while the concepts of primogeniture, and the electives, and the such whatever as given in the game have some basis, once more these terminologies are abstract simplifications imparted on such game designs and -

Sht. Did it again. Apologies for the disruption; cutting it short and deleted the rest.
Apologies not accepted, since none are needed! These back-and-forths are a big part of why I enjoy writing on the forums so much. I quite agree on the oversimplifications of some mechanics in CK2. I still haven't had much experience with 3, but while I like some of the RP aspects they've implemented (and will certainly play around with it more in some fantasy mod setting) I'm a bit let down by what I've seen of it vis a vis the laws, as they seem (if anything) more restrictive than in CK2. And, the more I play Eastern states, the more I realise how underplayed the regencies are. You don't have to go to the Japanese Shogun to see a military leader having all but complete rule over his titular lord!
 
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37. Pharaoh...
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Pharaoh…

“The mosque of Dhu al-Qarni, they call it now, and the Mohameddans use it as a temple to their god. Dhu al-Qarni, it means ‘he of two horns’. Can you believe it, uncle? Twelve centuries after his death, five centuries after they’ve abandoned our gods, and still, they worship Alexander! The more we thread through the ruined remains of our past glory, the more I find pearls hidden amongst the dust. I’m becoming more and more curious about the ways of the Romans, and how much of the ancient ways has survived in their Empire. Masountis writes that they speak of visiting their capital simply as going sten Polin, as it is so vast and majestic that all other cities seem unworthy of the name, and there can be no confusion. Can you imagine that, uncle? A city such as Bagdad was, but on the shores of the sea? This Constantinople sounds greater than even Athens of old. Oh, and Athens! We will walk the streets of Athens. Do you think much is left of the ancient edifices? I pray that it will be like stepping into Ptolemy’s stories, walking with him through Athens at Alexander’s suit…”

Alexandra finally paused for breath, and Philandros had to smile. In his heart, he had no doubts that the timely stop to his niece’s monologue had been brought on by the realisation that she had accidentally put herself at Alexander’s suit, and not in the conqueror’s place, as she usually would. Truthfully, Phil had only been half listening. After all, as he followed Alkaios’s golden curls whilst they lost themselves in the sands of Siwa, he required naught of imagination to enter Ptolemy’s histories. He was Ptolemy, and he had no need to search some Islamic temple to find his Alexander. As he tried, in vain, to shake a small stone out of his left sandal, Philandros wondered whether the original Ptolemy, too, had at moments been so frustrated with the original Alexander.

Alkaios had insisted that the final trek to Siwa be done on foot, as pilgrims had and would, in any time and in any place. Only old Bion, who was to be installed in the temple as its new Oracle, was allowed to ride a carriage, and looked even somewhat regal in the white flowing robes of a priest of Zeus Ammon. As he slipped on a sand dune and had to rely on Alexandra catching him for balance, Phil thought that he would have gladly given himself to the temple for a ride on that carriage. Still, as the warrior princess helped straightened him back up and his eyes finally spied the pools of the Oasis, Philandros was forced to admit that there was a beauty to Egypt’s deserts that was quite unlike anything he’d ever seen. And was forced to smile, as the Siwan villagers came to greet them. Forced to smile, because they were dressed as if though they were the ancient colonisers of Cyrene come back to life.

Phil knew that this was pantomime, of course. He had helped organise it. He had been asked to go through his troop, to ask for old tunics and find pieces of cloth. Now he was simply witnessing the result. And yet it heartened him. As the Siwans cheered them on with the alalai, which he knew no Bactrian envoy would have taught them, finally Philandros felt some grain of truth in what Alkaios always loved to claim: that no longer were they conquerors, merely travellers, taking the last steps towards a long-lost home.

All the way to the ruins of the old temple, the Siwan crowds cheered them on, and Phil was somewhat surprised to see how little the sands and time had damaged the Cyrenaic home of the thunder-bearing King. It was now a roofless courtyard, but the columns still stood in their golden sandstone, and the structure was not so different from the temples that grandmother Aphrodisia had ordered built during his first reign as King of Bactria. What would the old woman think, Phil wondered? Had she ever dared dream that only two generations separated her from the western temples of her Gods? Would she even have wished it? All her life she had spent securing her clan’s hold over Aria and Sogdiana and – as Alkaios and Bion walked the steps up towards the temple’s inner enclosure, a Pharaoh being allowed in the God’s presence just like a priest – a great sense of melancholy dawned on Phil.

As his cousin was welcomed into the most sacred place of his religion, as the princess Alexandra whispered at his side how, one day, she too would hear the Oracle’s words in the God’s rooms, Philandros, King of Sogdiana, looked to the East. To his realm. To his power. To his daughters. To his faraway home.


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Had she still stood upon the steps of the Goddess’ temple, the Lady Aphrodisia would have had but to turn and she would have seen, far off into the valley, the light of eight thousand fires in the temples spread around her mountain kingdom. She, who had once dreamt of glorious conquest, might have even smiled, gladdened by the sight of eight thousand worshippers, celebrating her children’s children, so far in the West as they conquered the World. She, who in the end had strived for peace, might have even shed a tear, saddened as she missed the sight of her children’s children, so far in the West as they conquered the World. But she stood on those steps no longer. She had last walked the path up to the temple thirty years earlier and had never walked back.

On that warm June day, no eyes were watchful, in the Sogdian temple of the divine Cyprian. Many eyes there were, yet all of them were veiled by the intoxicating force of happiness, as the news had just reached them: their Great King, the last son of the hidden line of Hephaestion, had conquered Egypt, and now wore the crown of its Pharaohs, as Alexander and Ptolemy had. Even the eyes of the goddess herself, carved in marble though they were, betrayed a merry mood. Somewhere, far in the West, across the deserts of Media and the mountains of Persia, beyond the thousand waters of Mesopotamia and the golden shores of Phoenicia… somewhere, in the ancient streets of Cyrene, Bactrian mountain-men in traditional Macedonian panoply had found one of her ruined statues, and now once more worshipped the name Aphrodite on the banks of the Mediterranean.

At the goddess’s marble feet, back in Eastern Badakhshan, a young woman sat, reading through the prayers that her foremothers and forefathers had carved with stylus and written in ink, and left at the goddess’s mercy. One stood out among the others, a beautiful marble stele, inscribed with chisel and artistry:

Thank you for the heroes, it read, oh great Goddess. Thank you for Herakles, to whose arms I could compare his arms. Thank you for Achilles, to whose victories I could compare his victories. Thank you for Odysseus, to whose wit I could compare his wit. Thank you for Perseus, to whose daring I could compare his daring. And thank you for the kin of my ancestor, he who was King, Hegemon, Padishah, and Pharaoh, and who above all else was Alexander, for without his tale to tell, mine would never have begun.

A curious prayer, the young woman thought, as she read through the words for what might have been the fiftieth time. Who it’s author had been, only the Cyprian herself knew, but the young woman liked to imagine a beautiful and mighty queen, worthy a companion to any hero.


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Author’s notes: starting from the top, Masountis is my own bastardised hellenisation of Al-Mas’udi, the celebrated Arabic geographer and historian of the 9th century. Not that a learned princess like Alexandra wouldn’t know enough Arabic to pronounce his name, but I like to believe that my Bactrian Greeks, having conserved their language and culture for more than a millennium, were quite happy to translate as much as possible into their dialect, being that they are the ones dictating law now. If nothing else because that is a very Hellenistic thing to do!

Then we have στεν – or στην, my sources vary, and I am utterly ignorant when it comes to Byzantine Greek – Πόλιν (sten Polin, “in the City”). As the capital of the Empire moved from Rome to Nova Roma, it seems that Constantinople became “the City”, no longer the Urbs, but the Polis. Thence came the name Istambul, as the phrase passed through either Armenian or Turkic directly. From my (second hand) translation of Al-Mas’udi’s work, he writes down the phrase as “stan bolin” (where the similarity with the modern name can already be appreciated.

As for the shrine of Zeus Ammon (Phil’s thunder-bearing King, a Buddhist’s Vajrapani guardian) in Cyrenaica, I’ve already spent some words on it in the previous chapters: it was one of the great oracles of antiquity, a place much revered by Greeks, perhaps even more than by Egyptians, and one of the important steps in Alexander’s path. Now, however, I’d like to spend a word about the Siwans, about whom I know very little but am quite interested. Not unlike other Oasis-dwelling tribes of North Africa, though perhaps more so, these people remained somewhat isolated from the rest of the world, and the adoption of Roman, Coptic, and Arabic traditions was quite limited.

There was then a bit of self-indulgence in the second part of the chapter, but what can I say? It feels strange, how long ago the story abandoned Aphrodisia. I felt like bringing her back for a few lines. I thought I would end this chapter with some haruspicy, or an Oracle’s prophecy in the Libyan desert, some spoiler about things to come. Instead, I found myself looking back, and missing a woman who never existed, except in my own writing.
 
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Beautiful chapter, thank you. I reflected on the staying (or lack) power of the great empires that was driven by a mythic man (Alexander, Timur, Genghis Khan) vs. the Romans that had a system that did not rely on one man.
 
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I do have to admit that I'm a little curious as to what Aphrodisia would make of her grandson's conquests -- though, admittedly, if I were to expect oracles from beyond the grave from anyone, I'd put my money on Glaphyra first ;)
 
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Another very well written update, and it really does help to put all the conquests in perspective. Alkaios is truly one of the greats of world history, and I only become more fascinated as he draws closer to the end.
 
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Beautiful chapter, thank you. I reflected on the staying (or lack) power of the great empires that was driven by a mythic man (Alexander, Timur, Genghis Khan) vs. the Romans that had a system that did not rely on one man.
To that I'd add that what the Macedonian or the Khagan did in a lifetime, the Romans achieved in generations. Alexander was an artist when it came to conquest, but the Romans had it down to a science. Complete with trial and error in the early social wars and conquest of Italy
I do have to admit that I'm a little curious as to what Aphrodisia would make of her grandson's conquests -- though, admittedly, if I were to expect oracles from beyond the grave from anyone, I'd put my money on Glaphyra first ;)
Note to self: when going over potential hooks for future chapters, watch out for Specialist sitting in the corner of the room. He clearly is a mind reader!
Another very well written update, and it really does help to put all the conquests in perspective. Alkaios is truly one of the greats of world history, and I only become more fascinated as he draws closer to the end.
Thank you, Rusty! It’s getting closer and closer to the end… but there will be some salient moments yet, I hope!
 
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Note to self: when going over potential hooks for future chapters, watch out for Specialist sitting in the corner of the room. He clearly is a mind reader!

Hah! :D You give me way too much credit, Eludio!
 
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