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Hope you feel better, sucks getting sick on days when you are off work anyway. Its such a waste of a weekend.
Looking forward to your next update.
Looking forward to your next update.
Its nice to see Spain is earning their keep in Northwest Africa.
How will Exterous' illness affect the adventures of Dietrich Lutz, Hans von Luck, Karl Baader, et al? Will the skies spew vomit like rain upon our intrepid heroes?
How will Exterous' illness affect the adventures of Dietrich Lutz, Hans von Luck, Karl Baader, et al? Will the skies spew vomit like rain upon our intrepid heroes?
-Karl was annoyed. Not only was he supposed to be in the last update, but no he was sick too. Not just any cold….noooooo. His nose was trying for the 'Snot factory of the year' award. Already he had gone through 1.5 boxes of Kleenex in 3 days!
"'Sup Rudolf!" Shouted an inconsiderate soldier - remarking on Karl's painfully sore and red nose.
Karl responded the only way possible. The next time he blew his nose in a Kleenex he kept it. He then snuck up behind the offending soldier and stuffed the snot soaked (seriously, it was a really wet Kleenex - like the 'Crap, I spilled a glass of milk and I only have this single Kleenex to whip it up with' wet) tissue down the soldiers back. As the soldier tried to squirm away, Karl patted the soldier's back, right where the tissue was lodged. The result was a very wet and mad soldier and a very satisfied Karl.
Afterwards, Karl focused on the battle at hand. His unit was busy attacking the surrounded Allies in the north of India.
Karl rushed forward under the heavy fire of the deadly cute cuddly kitten fire. There was a random soldier running next to Karl. And, as with all good random characters, he was quickly hit by enemy fire. There was a very loud, audible *squeak* as the random soldier was hit in the face. He flew backwards and landed on the ground.
Karl rushed over. While the soldier was unconscious, he was not dead. He then looked at the kitten that had hit the random soldier. He picked it up - it was fake! He squeezed it and it squeaked. A doggie toy! They were out of ammo!
"Forward boys! Nothing can stop up now!" Karl shouted. He stopped suddenly "Ahh……ah…..ACHOOOOOOO!" He fell to his knees. "Ugh…my head!.....
Forces in northern India had reached the boarders with China, trapping some 6 Allied divisions, including 2 HQ units.
The limited numbers of Allied infantry available in India were no match for the German armored units and the advance continued well.
In mid June, the remains of India were cut in two when the German 19th Armored Division reached the eastern coast line. There would be a brief halt in the advance east while additional units finished cleaning up the pink provinces to the north and arrived for the thrust out of India and into Burma. However, the advance continued south into Bombay
As Bombay is taken, research is completed on yet another naval technology.
Off to the west German High Command decided to invade Africa (heh, this is actually the first large offensive made in the westerly direction in a long time) and Field Marshall Rommel was given the chance to return to the site of his near victory so long ago.
As a result of his attack, 6 Allied divisions were pocketed around Cairo
And the destroyed. Rommel continued onwards
Back in India, steps were taken to ensure that India was completely under German control. It would not prove this easy, but it’s a step in the right direction. The advance into Burma continued as well
The Americans in China continued to feel hard-pressed as Stalin continued his advance from Manchuria into China and annexed South Korea
Not to be out done Germany annexed the industrial power house of Nepal
"'Sup Rudolf!" Shouted an inconsiderate soldier - remarking on Karl's painfully sore and red nose.
Karl responded the only way possible. The next time he blew his nose in a Kleenex he kept it. He then snuck up behind the offending soldier and stuffed the snot soaked (seriously, it was a really wet Kleenex - like the 'Crap, I spilled a glass of milk and I only have this single Kleenex to whip it up with' wet) tissue down the soldiers back. As the soldier tried to squirm away, Karl patted the soldier's back, right where the tissue was lodged. The result was a very wet and mad soldier and a very satisfied Karl.
Afterwards, Karl focused on the battle at hand. His unit was busy attacking the surrounded Allies in the north of India.
Karl rushed forward under the heavy fire of the deadly cute cuddly kitten fire. There was a random soldier running next to Karl. And, as with all good random characters, he was quickly hit by enemy fire. There was a very loud, audible *squeak* as the random soldier was hit in the face. He flew backwards and landed on the ground.
Karl rushed over. While the soldier was unconscious, he was not dead. He then looked at the kitten that had hit the random soldier. He picked it up - it was fake! He squeezed it and it squeaked. A doggie toy! They were out of ammo!
"Forward boys! Nothing can stop up now!" Karl shouted. He stopped suddenly "Ahh……ah…..ACHOOOOOOO!" He fell to his knees. "Ugh…my head!.....
Forces in northern India had reached the boarders with China, trapping some 6 Allied divisions, including 2 HQ units.
The limited numbers of Allied infantry available in India were no match for the German armored units and the advance continued well.
In mid June, the remains of India were cut in two when the German 19th Armored Division reached the eastern coast line. There would be a brief halt in the advance east while additional units finished cleaning up the pink provinces to the north and arrived for the thrust out of India and into Burma. However, the advance continued south into Bombay
As Bombay is taken, research is completed on yet another naval technology.
Off to the west German High Command decided to invade Africa (heh, this is actually the first large offensive made in the westerly direction in a long time) and Field Marshall Rommel was given the chance to return to the site of his near victory so long ago.
As a result of his attack, 6 Allied divisions were pocketed around Cairo
And the destroyed. Rommel continued onwards
Back in India, steps were taken to ensure that India was completely under German control. It would not prove this easy, but it’s a step in the right direction. The advance into Burma continued as well
The Americans in China continued to feel hard-pressed as Stalin continued his advance from Manchuria into China and annexed South Korea
Not to be out done Germany annexed the industrial power house of Nepal
I'm hoping to join lifeless in sneaking this post in between Exerous' update and his comments.
Other than that I have nothing substantial to say.
Other than that I have nothing substantial to say.
lifeless: It does seem that way. Onwards to victory!
Ironhead 5: Comments were a bit late due to work that I actually have at work.
As for nothing substantial........
Ironhead 5: Comments were a bit late due to work that I actually have at work.
As for nothing substantial........
Can we get a screenshot of the land\air\naval forces comparisons?
Oh, and y aren't u organizing your armys? things like having ARM with H-ARM brigades along with vanilla ARM, for instance, can drive me crazy
Keep up the good work
Oh, and y aren't u organizing your armys? things like having ARM with H-ARM brigades along with vanilla ARM, for instance, can drive me crazy
Keep up the good work
When you manage to drive all the way to Burma in a German '44 campaign... you KNOW you're good.
Ahh, I have a feeling Africa is going to be just steamrolled -- the jungles, deserts, and poor/non-existant infrastructure not considered, of course.
Tribolute said:
Not sure where you saw that, but it wouldn't surprise me. Those ruthless warmongerers in Tibet are always up to soemthing dastardly
Just when you're looking at the asian maps Yunnan for some reason has al but 3 of tibet's provinces.Ironhead 5 said:Not sure where you saw that, but it wouldn't surprise me. Those ruthless warmongerers in Tibet are always up to soemthing dastardly
Tribolute said:
I see now... I was looking at the last update, but I see it in the update before that... strange... I once tried playing as Tibet, and quit by 39 because it was nearly impossible to build up a sizeable army... if they are still at war, Tibet is in big trouble.