CHAPTER 13: The "Fight" For India
Koscialkowski: ‘Don’t mind the vicious battle of Londen over there, Smygli. That was just my imagination.’
Smygli: ‘If you say so, boss. So, what’s this report about?’
Koscialkowski: ‘Us legitly winning the 1942 elections! The OZN is back in the game, baby!
Smygli: ‘I noticed Mosicki up top. Isn’t he supposed to be like… Well… Our leader?’
Koscialkowski: ‘Impossibru. I’m clearly our leader!’
Koscialkowski: ‘Whatever, the head of state’s a figurehead anyways. I don’t do figureheading, I go for complete and absolute power!!!’
Smygli: ‘Yeah, right. So, how’s the war progressing?’
Koscialkowski: ‘Well, we recovered a little, replenished our troops in the last two years, prepared for Koscirossa… Recruits aren’t exactly flowing in, but… We’ve got other concerns?’
Smygli: ‘Concerns? My god, has Hitler returned? Have the Arabs shaken off British tyranny and are they rising against us? Are our puppets revolting, which isn’t even mathematically possible since they can’t revolt?’
Koscialkowski: ‘Errr… Well, this is an embarrassment… Remember how I like offered the British help in exchange for supreme, utter and complete dictatorship over the lowly peasants of Europe?’
Smygli: ‘Yeah, so what?’
Koscialkowski: ‘I like… Kind of forgot we didn’t have any transports.’
Smygli: ‘That’s a lie! We had transports all the time!’
Koscialkowski: ‘If you weren’t so valuable I’d shoot you on the spot, you know. You’ve got me. It’s more embarrassing. I kind of… Forgot I promised the English help…’
Smygli: ‘I don’t like where this is going…’
Koscialkowski: ‘But that’s okay, we’ll send these guys some help.’
Smygli: ‘But, we’re risking trapping our masses of highly trained infantry!’
Koscialkowski: ‘Nope. I’ve already arranged for the necessary pacts.’
Smygli: ‘So, we help the British, but if we lose, we flee and turn our back on them in order to survive ourselves?’
Koscialkowski: ‘Exactly! Isn’t it a stroke of genius?’
Smygli: ‘Errr… Sure… I suppose…
WAR REPORT
The situation in India was critical. The English were in danger of complete local destruction of their forces, something Koscialkowskian high command would rather not see happening. These are the records of the struggle for India:
That’s right. When the risks became too big, the Koscialkowskians retreated to avoid encirclement and fled, leaving their allies to die. Chamberlain was not amused. However, he had some bigger issues to deal with…
Oops. It seemed that Koscialkowskia was better of brokering a deal with Japan, and the opportunity for this deal would rise soon…
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