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Cabinet Meeting
July 22, 1940 2000hrs
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Commotion at the Executive Building
EL Presidente de Argentina, Juan Mateo de la Mio: It es mio grave regret to announce to all of you hir, UNO! da death of Minister1.
Ministers:
Presidente: DOS! Mio declarasyon of war against the La Liga de Norte Smaller States de South America (LLdNSSdSA) for it hasa brought us to a bigger einemy.. Da Norte Amerikanos..
Ministers:
Preidente: Bueno, we are all prepared for this eh? This is not de end. I haba all our Industrial Capacity to fully supporta our army, loyal defenders of La Argentina. All these ah years of Stock piling all we can is ah gonna pay off today. Because today, we wage war against all de Amerikanos! Because today is de day we all carry handguns, eh? Is that fun or what? Today we fight for La Argentina!
Ministers: Yehey!
Ministers (thinking): We all gonna die..
Cabinet Meeting
July 22, 1940 2000hrs
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Commotion at the Executive Building
EL Presidente de Argentina, Juan Mateo de la Mio: It es mio grave regret to announce to all of you hir, UNO! da death of Minister1.
Ministers:
Presidente: DOS! Mio declarasyon of war against the La Liga de Norte Smaller States de South America (LLdNSSdSA) for it hasa brought us to a bigger einemy.. Da Norte Amerikanos..
Ministers:
Preidente: Bueno, we are all prepared for this eh? This is not de end. I haba all our Industrial Capacity to fully supporta our army, loyal defenders of La Argentina. All these ah years of Stock piling all we can is ah gonna pay off today. Because today, we wage war against all de Amerikanos! Because today is de day we all carry handguns, eh? Is that fun or what? Today we fight for La Argentina!
Ministers: Yehey!
Ministers (thinking): We all gonna die..
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War Progress
Heneral: Mio Presidente, our Transportasyon capacidad is stretched to de limits, our factories being bombed, causing our Ic to diminish... and ah Norte Amerikanos haba invaded north and south west of Argentina...
Presidente: It's ider I halt our advance to the north and ah take care of these yanks in hir or I go straight to the Panama canal and cut of ea of the sides yanks are attacking..
Heneral: I also do knot get it senyor, our infantry are as advance as them, but we keep on losing... Our Mot Inf are even far more advance than them, senyor, yet we keep on losing...
Presidente: I do no... you ask somebody else.. I'm trying to get this tank moving..
This is what happens if you drag tanks into south America
Heneral: Mio Presidente, our Transportasyon capacidad is stretched to de limits, our factories being bombed, causing our Ic to diminish...
and ah Norte Amerikanos haba invaded north and south west of Argentina...Presidente: It's ider I halt our advance to the north and ah take care of these yanks in hir or I go straight to the Panama canal and cut of ea of the sides yanks are attacking..
Heneral: I also do knot get it senyor, our infantry are as advance as them, but we keep on losing... Our Mot Inf are even far more advance than them, senyor, yet we keep on losing...
Presidente: I do no...
you ask somebody else.. I'm trying to get this tank moving..
This is what happens if you drag tanks into south America
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Oh, you're in big trouble now... those Americans won't give up easily and they make lots of amph. assaults. Hopefully Argentina will fight back!
I don't think they have started to build lots of land units in the 1940's yet. If I don't do something quickly and drag our war longer, then that would be possible..
Plus... Take a look, The U.S. changed political alignments twice in less than a year. This is the first time I saw anything like this..lol Good thing I noticed it (it's not like I was trying to make peace or anything...
).Screenshot taken just after the declaration of wars in all the Americas.
Screenshot taken 6 months into the war. They shift to the Right
who is that ugly dude over there?
and Finally, a month after the previous, they changed minds and shift to the Left and becomes more Authoritarian
they're becoming commies too! :rofl:
Screenshot taken 6 months into the war. They shift to the Right
who is that ugly dude over there?
and Finally, a month after the previous, they changed minds and shift to the Left and becomes more Authoritarian
they're becoming commies too! :rofl:
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In a bunker in German occupied France...
Soldat: Adolf versprach viel..
Soldat: Fantastisch!
Soldat: Adolf versprach viel..
Himmler: Guten Tak, mein Fuhrer...
Adolf: Ja, ja.. Look at zee Amerikaner Himmler.. Und zee United Schtetz of zee Amerika, zhey habe becomen influenced by zee Sovietz..
Himmler: Gut zhing it ist in das Amerikas, ja?
Adolf: You Kann not see it? Vie vill be next! After zee U.S.A. conquers Argentina, it vill komm after us...
Himmler: You zhink too much Adolf. Let it rest, zhey vill not komm after us...
Adolf: Bah! Ich vill get das Soviets first! Declare war on Russia!!
Adolf: Ja, ja.. Look at zee Amerikaner Himmler.. Und zee United Schtetz of zee Amerika, zhey habe becomen influenced by zee Sovietz..
Himmler: Gut zhing it ist in das Amerikas, ja?
Adolf: You Kann not see it? Vie vill be next! After zee U.S.A. conquers Argentina, it vill komm after us...
Himmler: You zhink too much Adolf. Let it rest, zhey vill not komm after us...
Adolf: Bah! Ich vill get das Soviets first! Declare war on Russia!!
Soldat: Fantastisch!
Himmler: ?
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Over a Radio transmission....
Meanwhile
Pres. Juan (Leading the Offensive in the north): Heneral!
Heneral (Argentine HQ): Senyor?
Pres: Ima really habing a hard tym moving! What's ah happenin to our trains and supply trucks!? I can knot move faster until I get those stuffs ha...
Heneral: We ara habing a biga problema wida Norte Amerikanos Senyor.. They keep on comming from know where..
Pres: No one in the world would agree that what you say is true, Heneral!
Heneral:
---Line cut off----
Pres: I think Ima getting de hang of this Jungle warfare with mio tankitos!
Heneral (Argentine HQ): Senyor?
Pres: Ima really habing a hard tym moving! What's ah happenin to our trains and supply trucks!? I can knot move faster until I get those stuffs ha...
Heneral: We ara habing a biga problema wida Norte Amerikanos Senyor.. They keep on comming from know where..
Pres: No one in the world would agree that what you say is true, Heneral!
Heneral:
---Line cut off----
Pres: I think Ima getting de hang of this Jungle warfare with mio tankitos!
Meanwhile
The Presidente's Offensive is obviously slowed down by de Uber decrease in TC
...But of course takes its course again and destroys all in its path :rofl:
...But of course takes its course again and destroys all in its path :rofl:
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Yeah, the 1940 elections, :rofl: Apparently Roosevelt (running for re-election) lost in the game. But regarding Norman Thomas, the socialist... ?
Nationalist Partisans against the North Americans :rofl:
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In the new HQ - the Panama Canal
July 17, 1941 1800hrs
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Heneral: Congratulations Presidente, We haba conquered almost all of South America, we haba also driven the Norte Amerikanos out of Argentina.
Presidente: Bueno, we suffered so much manpower, i only have
today! By the time we have enough man power, the norte amerikanos would have a large army.
Heneral: We can improva our Airforce senyor, and bomb them...
Pres: We can reach them from hir?
Heneral: I do no.. May be if we improve our Airforce much...
Pres: Ok then, until we get enuf manpower.
A Navy High Officer arrives
Pres: Who is that Heneral?
Heneral:
Pres: Hey, who are you?
Heneral: Si, who you, amigo?
Navy Officer:
I am Admiral Sotto, el Presidente, you do knot no me?
Pres: I work with de army, not de navy..
Admiral: You are de Presidente, senyor, you work wid all of your Armed Forces..
Pres: Oh, Si! What ah did u want?
Admiral: My request thru your advisors were not met...
Pres: What request, amigo?
Admiral: I need submarinos, senyor. I will use it to defend us from de norte amerikanos...
Pres: Ariba.. Why didn't I think of det, eh? Heneral!
Heneral: Si senyor?
Pres: Gib him ah, submarinos...
Admiral: Gracias senyor! I will defend La Argentina!
Later on...
In the new HQ - the Panama Canal
July 17, 1941 1800hrs
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Heneral: Congratulations Presidente, We haba conquered almost all of South America, we haba also driven the Norte Amerikanos out of Argentina.
Presidente: Bueno, we suffered so much manpower, i only have
Heneral: We can improva our Airforce senyor, and bomb them...
Pres: We can reach them from hir?
Heneral: I do no.. May be if we improve our Airforce much...
Pres: Ok then, until we get enuf manpower.
A Navy High Officer arrives
Pres: Who is that Heneral?
Heneral:
Pres: Hey, who are you?
Heneral: Si, who you, amigo?
Navy Officer:
Pres: I work with de army, not de navy..
Admiral: You are de Presidente, senyor, you work wid all of your Armed Forces..
Pres: Oh, Si!
What ah did u want?Admiral: My request thru your advisors were not met...
Pres: What request, amigo?
Admiral: I need submarinos, senyor. I will use it to defend us from de norte amerikanos...
Pres: Ariba.. Why didn't I think of det, eh? Heneral!
Heneral: Si senyor?
Pres: Gib him ah, submarinos...
Admiral: Gracias senyor!
I will defend La Argentina! Later on...
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Very funny updates! :rofl:
So you have two ways to defeat the Americans... you can go through Central America or you make a landing. I think that you should advance on land, because they have lots of carriers.
So you have two ways to defeat the Americans... you can go through Central America or you make a landing. I think that you should advance on land, because they have lots of carriers.
I'm building more of those submarinos right now.. :rofl:
I would but...
I would have to declare war on all of these countries to go up to USA, :rofl: I am 99% belligerent now, and I have no more manpower...
during the war, I was able to raise my army from (21 divs in the jungle + 9 div Attacking force = 30Divs) to 54 divs (Mostly, because of panic, yanks were spreading like hell) .. My TC stays red all the time, I can't figure out a way to make it green again and I'm running out of generals..
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Originally Posted by Enewald
That means war with them?
It does..
One problem though.. I'd have to risk running out of manpower.. I'm not sure when to Dow them.. I changed my chief of staff already, +25% manpower bonus and the next Argi tech is not until 1945 (its still 1941) still my manpower growth is .48 a day..
Garrison beaches, enjoy your canal, then wait for it to rise. Two divs per province is good enough, I think.
All of the coastal provinces in South America are beaches.. :rofl:
Anyway, I already did 28 divs in 16 provinces, it is called.. :rofl:
But I'm thinking the southern Provinces don't need much garrison.. Still, the yanks were able to land there previously.. Im not so sure though, but i think too much armies make the TC strain..