Tierra Argentina - Del Mundo: ARG AAR

[unmerged(115311)]

Who knows, maybe Argentina will be the one making D-day in -44...

 

[jonlucero]

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Somewhere in Argentina
Aug. 21, 1938 800hrs
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Pres. Juan: I can taste la Brazilia already! Are my troops ready General?

General: Si, senyor, and senyor, I just found out that in Espanyol General is Heneral...

Pres. Juan: Really? Heneral eh? Heneral it is. It es your new nem General.

General: Gracias senyor. Your first ever tank is also available senyor. Soldier, gib the tank to senyor presidente.

Soldier: Hir it es, senyor.

Pres Juan: It is light heneral.

Heneral: Si, it is light, but it fires kills like e.. eh...

Soldier: like a demonyo senyor.

Pres. Juan: Make some more!

Minister1: Senyor, we can knot..

Pres: What do you mean we can knot? We hab a lota crudo, eh?

Minister1: Altho we haba lota crudo senyor, making tanke will need alota IC. senyor Storm501 alreadi explaind to you whay Sout Americas haba litol IC. We can knot stretch our limits senyor.

Pres Juan: Someday I will kill you Minister #1. If we loose, eh? Et will be because of dis ~"weee haba litol aie Cee, sinyor..."~ of Minister #1.

=============Da Argentina-Braziliano War=============
Belligerents:
[Flag] Argentina (The not-enough land freaks)
[Flag] Brazil (The You-Dare-to-Challenge me!? guys)

 

[Enewald]

And there goes Brazil, the new Northern-Argentina.

 

[jonlucero]

:rofl: I had a hard time defeating brazil... I didn't notice, their provinces were mostly jungles.. movement was kinda slow, added with their strong army. I had a lot of back lags during the war, it's not so clear in the animation above but if you take a closer look, you'll see a couple of provinces taking a lot of time to take. Especially during the start of the war, I thought waging war with them was a bad idea, Brazil's border provinces was really hard to take, look at the animation.
I'll post the post-war report later on and some news while the war was going on.

Perhaps it is time for the difficulty to go harder?

 

[unmerged(112641)]

Poof, it's gone. You could take on Colombia first.

 

[jonlucero]

:rofl: It is. I'll probably knock on Bolivia first then go up north. Or perhaps I'll visit next the latin country with the least Relationship with Argentina. haha! Those (-##) negative values will be of some use now. HAHA!

 

[unmerged(115311)]

First tanks in South America - good!
But no terrain to use them - bad!
:rofl:

Bolivia would be easy to invade, but it doesn't matter much in which order you do them. If you want some challenge, you could DOW them all at the same time.

 

[jonlucero]

President Juan Mateo comes up to the

straight from the battlefield

Butler: Congrats El Presidente! You smell, senyor.

Pres. Juan: Shut up Butler, and call Heneral Justo.

Somewhere in the coastline of Brazil

Heneral: Ugh!

Brazilian: Uhhh.. o

Brazilian woman: One more, heneral!

Heneral: Ugh!

:rofl:

Drowned Brazilian: (water comes out from the man) *sigh of relief*

Brazilian woman: Gracias Heneral, you Argentinian Nationalistales aint too bad..

Heneral: No problemo, I can go back to my beach chair now, eh?

Soldier: Heneral, Il presidente calls for you...

Heneral: Ha? Me?

Soldier: Si, and this time it es knot about anader war Heneral...

Heneral: Can i knot relax a litol bita?

Soldier: (playing with the water)

Heneral: ?

Soldier: (now in the water with Brazilian women) Ahahahaha! This is fun Heneral!

Heneral: Let's go know Soldyer!!

To an Aeroplano!

Back in the Presidential Palace.

Pres. Juan: Looka this Heneral! My war performance!

(give out the report)

Heneral: You must be angry because ah, you did knot get enough kills eh? (looks at the report)

Heneral:

Pres:

Heneral: (looks at the Presidente) ehehe?

Pres: You ah told me, the tank was a golden weapon! I almost gota killed!

Heneral: Ehehe?

Pres: "Ehehe..." Ehehe my A$$$!

Presidente takes out a pistol!

Heneral: Hey! Hey! Watcha gonna doing with that eh?

Presidente: kNoting. I want you to clean it. That is a much more reliable weapon, you see. eh? From now on i will bring only that to war!

Heneral: wheeew..

Pres: Ok, we're done here Heneral, Adios!

Heneral: (thoughts) That's it!?

Heneral going out the Building: That was it!?

Soldier: That wasa quick Heneral.

Heneral: Shut up!.... Let's go back to the Brazilian beach eh? ​

 

[unmerged(115311)]

Lol, a handgun division! :rofl:
No wonder the general lost all his battles, coz he attacked mountain/jungle with tanks. Pistols are a lot better!

 

[Enewald]

Handguns can be good. But their range is not so long.

 

[jonlucero]

Hahaha! Glad your enjoying, I thought nobody was..AHAHAH

 

[jonlucero]

Butler: Here senyor, are the news happenings while you were gone, I gladly collected these highlights for you.

Pres: Gladly huh?

Pres: I see... Brazilia did offer peace, 4 times, just like Chile.. :rofl:

Pres: And Germany, Ah mio Amigos. They also haba conquered Poland eh? and declared war on itsa neighbors Denmark and Norway. Uhmm.. So this is da message in da picture.. Nationalista China hasa been annexed eh?

Pres: And uhmmm... Communistales! Soviets...

Butler: They say senyor, that they fight only for Vodka...

Pres: Well I fight for bananas. They are da big boss of all communistales, someday I will fight them...

Butler: We'll do senyor.


At the other end of South America

Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela form a union called "La Liga de Norte Smaller States de South America" or
"LLdNSSdSA"

They meet in the Capital City of Venezuela.

Bolivia = Pres. German Beccera

Peru = Pres. Oscar Larrea

Ecuador = Pres. Gilberto Gallo

Colombia = Pres. Eduardo Montejo

Venezuela = Pres. Eleazar Contreras

and other Official Delegates​

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Bolivia: Can you smell et?

Peru: Smell what?

Ecuador: He's next!

Colombia: No, I am, I'm the gate way to norte America, I tink dat's da real goal.

Venezuela: Calm down amigos. Let us a face it eh? Argentina is very dangerous now. First..

Bolivia: Chile!

Ecuador: Then Paraguay... and then Uru..

Venezuela: Yes amigo Uruguay then Brazil.. We have to act now! I propose a Military alliance for all of us!

Ecuador: No! No way amigo.. He Dows you, we all pay da price.. No way amigo.

Venezuela: Do you tink he gonna spare you eh!?

Bolivia: He and I are amigos, he will not atack me. So I say no too to your "Military Alliance" You dont even have a "Military" :rofl:

Peru: :rofl:

Colombia: :rofl:

Ecuador: :rofl:

Venezuela: Neither do all of you! :rofl:

Bolivia: He's righto! :rofl:

Peru: :rofl:

Colombia: :rofl:

Ecuador: :rofl:

Venezuela: Haba banana amigos it es going to be our last! :rofl:

Peru: :rofl:

Colombia: :rofl:

Ecuador: :rofl:

Bolivia: :rofl:

Delegates: we gonna die.​

 

[Enewald]

Haha, military alliances can be even useful without any militaries. :rofl:

 

[jonlucero]

How do i use the [strategic relocation] thing? LOL it would take months for my troops to cross brazil.. I already researched the needed tech. thanks in advance!

 

[unmerged(115311)]

How do i use the [strategic relocation] thing? LOL it would take months for my troops to cross brazil.. I already researched the needed tech. thanks in advance!

CTRL + right click and choose it, np.

 

[jonlucero]

At the presidential palace

espiyo(spy): El Presidente... I bringa news fram ah far far away land. Actually just there, in Venezuela..

Pres: Eh? What myt that be?

Espiyo: La Liga de Norte Smaller States de South America or da LLdNSSdSA..

Pres: Ah, the smaller states that are ah left in da South Americas?

Espiyo: Si senyor. They are planning A Military Alliance against you and ah your people, senyor...

Pres: WHAT!? A military alliance!? Not If I get them first!

Pres: :rofl:

Minister1: OMG senyor! You Dow all them La Liga de Norte Smaller States de South America or da LLdNSSdSA

Pres: Si, why?

Minister1: For what reasonas, senyor?

Pres: They ah plan a military alliance against us!

Minister1: What!? No alliance was made senyor, they decided not to have an alliance...

Pres:

Heneral Justo comes running from the Army's HQ

Heneral: El Presidente, I have your plans.. carried out already, da men are preparado, da enemy haba begun litola skirmishes along our linya of defencia!

Minister1: (Drops dead)

Pres:

Heneral: ​

 

[Enewald]

Not a hard war. Just some easy conquering.

 

[trekaddict]

DoW Vichy so that you can grab French Guyana before it defects to the allies!

 

[jonlucero]

right! thanks! or maybe later, bulk of vichy is in africa.. would take time to conquer them, by that time they would have joined the allies.. or maybe not?lol

 

[jonlucero]

ok, a month into the war this is what I get...

I am going to die... I only have 29 divs. USA is 10x more advance in techs than i am. This is the beginning of the end for my AAR. :rofl:

"The bastards..." - Emergency Cabinet Meeting Memo