I regret to inform you Joe-san, that we are not ready to face the hordes of enemies right across the border.
Why not?
Because we need more men, yet those buggers across the river have declared war on us!
Have our diplomat drawn and quartered! He did a terrible job keeping them distracted while we prepared in secret our invasion.
Who said it was a secret, Joe-san?
What do you mean?
Nobody told us it was supposed to be a secret! The enemy knew pretty quick what we were doing. You can't bring loads of troops to the border and not have them suspect something.
But I'm not ready!
So sorry, Joe-san. Life is full of little disappointments. It is what we do because of them that matters.
This is not the time for fortune cookie metaphors.
We are Japanese, not Chinese, Joe-san.
Oh, yeah. Forget I said that. Well I suppose I'll have to do the best that I can, eh?
Good luck to you, Joe-san.
Um, where are you going?
Way back here where it is safe. I'm not in this war, Joe-san. Again, good luck to you, I think you'll need it.
Why not?
Because we need more men, yet those buggers across the river have declared war on us!
Have our diplomat drawn and quartered! He did a terrible job keeping them distracted while we prepared in secret our invasion.
Who said it was a secret, Joe-san?
What do you mean?
Nobody told us it was supposed to be a secret! The enemy knew pretty quick what we were doing. You can't bring loads of troops to the border and not have them suspect something.
But I'm not ready!
So sorry, Joe-san. Life is full of little disappointments. It is what we do because of them that matters.
This is not the time for fortune cookie metaphors.
We are Japanese, not Chinese, Joe-san.
Oh, yeah. Forget I said that. Well I suppose I'll have to do the best that I can, eh?
Good luck to you, Joe-san.
Um, where are you going?
Way back here where it is safe. I'm not in this war, Joe-san. Again, good luck to you, I think you'll need it.