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Kurt_Steiner

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Crush3r said:
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LOL!
 

Kurt_Steiner

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DarkReborn said:
If you see 300, when the persian "ambassador" is at Sparta, Leonidas doesnt says "This is Spartaaaa!", he says "Red Sauce on Pastaaaa!!!"

:D

You're nominated to be lynched for the worst Spartan jokes read so far.

Who has a rope? :D
 

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Kanil said:
Rope? Rope!?! Please!

This is Sparta, we kick people into pits!

Ok. Then, begin to dig. :D

Fgorginator said:
Nah we use their GUTS as rope and hang them with that :D

Better idea :D
 

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Okay...first, the complaints:

1. As a card carrying charter member of the "Warlord Club" it is your duty to inform me that you have started a new AAR, not wait for me to find out a month after you started it. A pm would have been nice *sniff*.

2. As you can tell that I have been out of touch lately, you should have told me you started a new AAR. Basicly the same complaint as the first, but with more emphasis on the fact that I have been absent as of late.

3. You schmuck...why didn't you tell me you started a new AAR! :mad:

There, I think I made my point. Might affect my voting in the next quarterly awards...have to see if I'm still mad. :p

Now...on to the AAR. You have lost your fricken mind...but in a good way. Absolutely hillarious. Regardless of your statements and disclaimers about quality, I have noticed the same brand of "Le Ran" quality humor that made me fall all over myself, pissing uncontrolably...in a totally manly, non-gay, sort of way...ahem, as in your award winning...4 times if I remember correctly...Tibet rules the world AAR. :D

Not to mention, it was a really quick read. ;)
 

Kurt_Steiner

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If this is SpAARta and Leonidas is the king... where is the update, please?

Gorgo is going to cry... bored to sobs of waiting so much...
 

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You only have yourself to blame grayghost, he posted a link in his old AAR which you should have rerad any word of but didn't.

Acctually, we should punich you for being late. :p
 

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I can only but

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You think that we can solve all the problems throwing them into pits?

Oh, yeah, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!

Its just that my high school cant go throught a pit.... at the moment
 

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Now this is comedy :rofl: much like 300 the film itself :D
(ducks from rotten tomatoes, thrown sarissae and flying aspis shields)
 

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And that's why SpAARtans invented explosives, so things can go BOOOM in background while they do their uber cool slow-mo sword/shield technique.
So blow up the school, and make a pit of it.