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4th Dimension said:
Correct term in SpAARtan army is spoils and loot of war. You know, gold, wine, women, IC women, rare materials, and such things.
I think that's wishful thinking at best. Unless these women serve as mirror-holders, of course. ;)

Great AAR, actually made me laugh out loud a lot, which isn't all that common tbh. :D
 

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Well, women are a multi functional asset.
You can send them to factories to boost your IC. You can load them up and let them carry your stuff boosting TC. You can even use them to boost your MP, and morale of your troops.

And they like being paid in crocodile skin. Luckily for us, all SpAARtans can kill and skin crocodiles alive.
Ah yes. We'll need to capture Egypt or Amazon (note, there are Anacondas here. Soon to be estinct by SpAARtan shoe industry) or Florida, in order to supply our women based industry.
 

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Yeah, it is often fricking cold in Norway, only cowards complain all the time about it though :p . Im surprised to see you have made this much progress already Le Ran...get em! :D
 

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Hardraade said:
This continues to be hilarious, keep it up.

Hillarious?

THIS!

IS!

Oh, never mind.
 

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Alexus said:
Hillarious?

THIS!

IS!

Oh, never mind.

Let me end your sentence.

FANTASTIC!!!

PD: Where is the queen? :D
 

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Alexus said:
Brilliant!

*Ground shakes*
"Wehrmacht formations."
"No, Jimmy. Your mum."

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=23-6MmHNnvY

:D

(Well, you did say you liked 300 parodies, and this is game-related :p )

You made those clips yourself huh? I didn't actually see the movie but these clips are quite funny.


*delurking mode

And Hi to Le Ran. Great AAr's you make, i was highly ammused by youre Tibetan AAr's though as diehard Aar lurker i hardly reply much to them. Just to say that i love youre work and will continue to read them. (even if i don't reply much) Keep up the great work and all that. ;)

*returns to lurkers mode
 

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Guangxi said:
realistic texture?
Tough I don't understand your comment, there should be a comma (",") separating those two. Only I forgot it.
 

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Fgorginator said:
More more more
Sparta must rule the world
"Evil Laugh"
muahahhahahahahahhahahahhaah
 

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Well, well ... what do Spartans do in Norway? May be watch each other's manly errected nipples?
 

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Sokraates said:
Well, well ... what do Spartans do in Norway? May be watch each other's manly errected nipples?

Semi-naked Spartans covered in oil + Cold Norwegian winter = The cutest bunch of man-sized popsicles ever! :D
 

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Really cool job, Spartan warriors!

This is Czechoslovakiaaaaaaaaaa! (Well, it was.)