This Hungarian King must have played CKII

[Bjorn_Ginger]

If it's possible, maybe one of you would like to make a mod that gives all the titles of owned demesnes to characters in the game? Would be fun to have on the character window.

 

[Emir of Aleppo]

In case you thought he was only emperor of the sea. Nope. The coasts as well.

Haha, made me laugh too!

 

[ArVass]

And I thought Daenerys Targaryen's was long: "I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo's riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros."

^ Well, okay, that last bit is still up in the air.

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons

 

[Don_giorgio]

I read "Queen Pregnant of the Seven Kingdoms".

And i said wtf? Who knocked her up this time?

 

[T. Hermil]

current king of spain has even more. He even has the "king of jerusalem" one haha

 

[DPS]

current king of spain has even more. He even has the "king of jerusalem" one haha

Yeah, that's another thing about some of those really long titles--monarchs often "held" titles that nobody else would recognize them as holding. For example, the English crown kept "King of France" as one of their official titles for centuries after losing the Hundred Years' War. Or that "Caesar of the Roman Empire" one in the Ottoman Sultan's list of titles.

 

[Woifee]

Yeah, that's another thing about some of those really long titles--monarchs often "held" titles that nobody else would recognize them as holding. For example, the English crown kept "King of France" as one of their official titles for centuries after losing the Hundred Years' War. Or that "Caesar of the Roman Empire" one in the Ottoman Sultan's list of titles.

The Ottomans at least held the most important city of the romans and a huge bunch of their Empire

 

[metallicania]

This immediately came to my mind.

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a b****, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f*** your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-f***ker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our d***. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

I knew there was a reason why there isn't a Zaporizhia in the current political map

 

[Moarice]

I knew there was a reason why there isn't a Zaporizhia in the current political map

Yes, and that reason is Russia.

 

[Derdiedas]

You mean von Luxemburg, surely ^^

Not surprising, considering he was the son of the perhaps most obsessive title grabber before the rise of the Habsburgs (Charles IV). Kinda ironic how it all blew up after Sigismund's death

To be fair, when you are an Emperor of HRE during the late middle ages, who is highfiving the current Pope because he is a childfriend of yours, there is little left to do, except title grabbing, collecting the relic (gotta catch them all) and founding churches/castles/towns all around the place.