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In 1492, Emperor Fredrick did not know what to do. To tech land, mint cash, was one plan too rash? His ministers said they were boulderdash. Infra tech might come in handy, but wait, I've governa's throughout the land, heh, how quaint.
He decided to go with the minting idea, to give him the funds for his soldiers, here-ea. With plenty of money to pay to his army, he knew his twenty provinces had no need for alarm-y.
The French valois had another thing in mind, an avaricious plot that was not very kind. With the DOW for Herr Fredrick the French soldiers advanced, the Low Countries peasants were surely in angst. But Fredrick did not flinch, nor did he quail, for somebody's poison caused his health to fail, and before he could read the letter as he lied in his bed, the poison had caused the emperor to be dead.
With emperor gone and the Frenchmen advancing, Maximillion ascended without ceremonial prancing. It was war that he craved, and his country to save, and a stout force of soldiers who had to be brave. But before he engaged his enemy on the field, he was contacted by the English, who agreed to yeild...
A grand army under command of Norfolk the oger, granted maximillion sell Flanders when it was all over. So the English fought our war, and rid the French from our doors, and the battles were sang by French troubadors.
When finally the Valois was tired of fighting, he payed us each gold and began fingernail biting. Back to fair Austria Max's noble did go, and prepared for more war with ai, don't you know. They liberated Milan, and ravaged the Pope, Venice was subdued, and many Germans were choked. Hungary agreed to cede Pest to Aus, while the others all recognized Max as their boss.
We looted and pillaged, and burned every village, and minted so much it was sacrilegious. With more money to spare than any other country, it was only logical to attack France with Marshal Von Frundsy. An army was gathered and sent to their borders, all men assembled from all quarters. Blasting through fortresses one and all, they were doing quite well, even though they were sized "small". When finally the Frenchies decided to face us, Von Frundsburg charged, it was audacious. But wise it did prove, the French lost their grove, and retreated about as fast as they could move. Barely ahead of our train, their speed was insane but our harryings continued to cause them some pain.
Now that war was a lot of fun, but Max demands Lorraine and Savoy so it can be done. The French armies have fought their very best, but they must quit now so they have time to rest.
