The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
Matrix? I want LotR references! I want Discworld references! Not Matrix references. Eventually a nutjob called Bruce Wayne dressed as a bat.
Lucas ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer...
Wait a second. If this is Star Wars, van Mordenaar is his father. And princess Leia of South Africa is his sister. Which means he's a noble. And that he's british.
Oh my God. I am completely confused right now.