«—Part One.
Warning!
"This performance contains made up words and radishing lighting."
- aldriq
"Well, slap my bottom with a turnip and a hey-nonny-nonny! I shall be following this AAR or call me a clumpy weasel..."
- Davout
Many are the tales
told of Sherwin of Norfolk,
and of his faithful henchmen,
Lord Nevill Nevill
and Turquetil,
son of Herbert the
Pig Milker.
But none is told so oft,
with so much hitting
of heads in wonder
and repeating of
exciting parts as this,
the second chapter in
the Book of...
There's Nowt As Queer As Norfolk
The Farce Continues!
Dramatis Personae
Lord Sherwin Norfolk, illegitimate son of the Earl of Norfolk, wily wit
Turquetil, son of Herbert the Pig Milker, dim bondsman
Lord Nevill Nevill, heir to the Duchy of Bedford, foppish nobleman
Lord Horatio Dash-Dashington, heir to the Duchy of Suffolk, enviable bastard
Lord Cecil Sylvester, Lord Chamberlain, nondescript lackey
Elizabeth Tudor, Queen of England, verging on schizophrenic
Martin Frobisher, Captain, crewless
Egidio Bembo, farcically-accent Cardinal of dubious nationality
told of Sherwin of Norfolk,
and of his faithful henchmen,
Lord Nevill Nevill
and Turquetil,
son of Herbert the
Pig Milker.
But none is told so oft,
with so much hitting
of heads in wonder
and repeating of
exciting parts as this,
the second chapter in
the Book of...
There's Nowt As Queer As Norfolk
The Farce Continues!
Dramatis Personae
Lord Sherwin Norfolk, illegitimate son of the Earl of Norfolk, wily wit
Turquetil, son of Herbert the Pig Milker, dim bondsman
Lord Nevill Nevill, heir to the Duchy of Bedford, foppish nobleman
Lord Horatio Dash-Dashington, heir to the Duchy of Suffolk, enviable bastard
Lord Cecil Sylvester, Lord Chamberlain, nondescript lackey
Elizabeth Tudor, Queen of England, verging on schizophrenic
Martin Frobisher, Captain, crewless
Egidio Bembo, farcically-accent Cardinal of dubious nationality
Contents
Prologue I
Prologue II
Sin I
Sin II
Sin III
Fork I
Fork II
Fork III
Play I
Intermezzo
There's Nowt As Queer As Christmas
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