Empire that is. And the Seleucids are the only empire. Arguments could be made that they aren't technically large enough, but those only come from Ptolemys. And they think you can preserve a body by wrapping it in a towel and burrying it with gold.
And so war were declared with these false heirs to The Great Alexander's empire.
Here is the latest map drawn up by the heir apparent. Not bad for a child.
In a matter of weeks the Anatolian holdings were besieged
The Egyptians were defeated in open battle. The enemy commander was captured. He begged for his life and proceded to cry. Not knowing what to do, the King made him walk to his home dressed as a woman.
Things were fantastic. Too fantastic.
The ugly people WERE NOT INVITED
When the nobles found they had missed out they began to plot. They started to lose battles intentionally. And peace was signed with Egypt. Giving them one gold a month. After all the King felt sorry for them, crying and all.
And so war were declared with these false heirs to The Great Alexander's empire.
Here is the latest map drawn up by the heir apparent. Not bad for a child.
In a matter of weeks the Anatolian holdings were besieged
The Egyptians were defeated in open battle. The enemy commander was captured. He begged for his life and proceded to cry. Not knowing what to do, the King made him walk to his home dressed as a woman.
Things were fantastic. Too fantastic.
The ugly people WERE NOT INVITED
When the nobles found they had missed out they began to plot. They started to lose battles intentionally. And peace was signed with Egypt. Giving them one gold a month. After all the King felt sorry for them, crying and all.
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